
Christina Aguilera and her music exec husband Jordan Bratman have a sexy secret for keeping their marriage exciting – getting naked on Sundays.
“We claim ourselves to be coziest couple ever,” the 26-year-old Grammy nominee (for her Back to Basics album) tells Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show Wednesday. “We have something called naked Sundays.”
“Excuse me?” DeGeneres asks. “Did you say naked Sundays?”
“You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up,” says Aguilera, admitting that some added heat is required even though the two have only been married for “a big whole year.”
“[In November] we just celebrated our first anniversary, and on Sundays we just do everything in the house, and we’re just cozy and laid back,” she says. “We don’t need to go anywhere, we’re just with each other.” We do everything naked. We cook naked.”
DeGeneres suggests there is one thing they should avoid during their nude time: “Nothing with grease – that could splatter.”
But Aguilera isn’t deterred, saying: “Well, unless you want the grease.”
The only way I’d do a naked Sunday with Jordan was if I was blindfolded. Mad props to Christina.
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On Britney Spears: Long quote cuz JC had a lot to say.
“She still is [the sweetest, nicest girl], man. She’s got a great heart. She’s going through something very difficult right now. I don’t care who you are, divorces are never easy. It’s not easy [when everybody's watching every move she makes]; you can’t be human.
And the fact of the matter is I know plenty of 25-year-olds and 26-year-olds who are going out every night and [Britney's] not even going out every night! And for the last two years, she hasn’t been able to do anything because she’s had two kids within the past two years.
So, you’re talking about somebody who’s 25 now who has not really left their house, really, and hasn’t had any kind of freedom or liberties in the last two years. She’s going through one of the most difficult processes in your life and that’s a divorce.
People are definitely shaking the finger at her going, “I can’t believe you didn’t wear underwear because da da da…” and I’m telling you right now she’s not the only girl in the world [who doesn't wear underwear].
We’ve all made mistakes. If that is the worst mistake she makes, I think she’s in good shape. … She’s given a lot of people in this world a reason to be happy with her music. She’s made a lot of people happy, more than most people. She’s already lived a fulfilling life. “
It’s completely obvious to me that Britney is a huge target of the paparazzi and vicious tabloids. It’s really out of control. JC makes a lot of sense.
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Don’t believe a report that Eminem is engaged to Kim Mathers a third time.
Britain’s Mirror tabloid reported Tuesday that rapper Akon, who duets with Eminem on “Smack That,” said of Slim Shady and his ex: “He can’t live with her, and he can’t live without her. But they are meant for each other. They are engaged again.”
But Dennis Dennehy, a rep for Eminem, tells PEOPLE: “Those reports are absolutely untrue.”
Eminem (real name: Marshall Mathers), 34, and the former Kim Scott, 32, first wed in 1999 and divorced two years later. They have a daughter, Hailie Jade, 11.
The couple were estranged for years, but remarried in January 2006, only to split again less than three months later.
On an episode of ABC’s 20/20 that aired Friday, Kim Mathers told correspondent JuJu Chang: “Money is great, but it doesn’t make your husband stay at home with you. Or sleep in the same bed with you. Him being on the road and on tour – that was like the big one. I mean, constant infidelities, all the time.”
Through a spokesperson, Eminem said in a statement to 20/20: “For the sake of our children that we raise together, I have made a decision to not participate in matters such as this.”
Dammit! I was about to place Vegas bets on when they’d split.
Separated at birth, united by pregnancy.
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Ellen DeGeneres and her partner Portia de Rossi want to have a baby, but cannot decide which of them will give birth to the child.
The chat show host and the former ‘Ally McBeal’ star have been together for two years and would like to become parents, but must first decide who will carry the baby.
Portia told W magazine: “We would like to have children some day. Ellen would carry.”
Ellen replied: “That will never happen!”
Two bitches + no penis + both bitches don’t wanna have the baby - sounds like they’re following J. Lo’s pregnancy manual. Just talk about getting preggers to the press then wait til it happens.
source: bang showbiz, pic source
Poor fugly thing. All the boys wanna eat it, eh?!
pretty on the outside
Bam Margera
“I was with my first girlfriend. My 16th-birthday present was supposed to be a steamy sex session, but we ended up in an ’89 Buick Regal jamming out to Björk’s ‘Hyper-ballad’ 10 days before my birthday because we couldn’t wait that long.”
Jimmy Fallon
“I think I went deaf for that time. There was a deafening silence.”
Gavin Degraw
“I lost my virginity to the sound check at Woodstock on the 25th anniversary, in a field at Yasgur’s Farm. It was about 5 o’clock in the morning, and the bands were setting up. I was a young’un.”
Stephen Colbert
“Is screaming my name considered music?”
A.J. McLean
“It was H-Town, ‘Knockin’ Da Boots.’ I remember it well, like it was yesterday. My socks stayed on—everything else was gone.”
Danny Masterson
“Unfortunately, I think it was Deep Forest. Do you remember that fuckin’ band? It was really, really bad. It was really bad.”
Jason Biggs
“‘We Are the Champions’— at least that was in my head.”
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