Hey all. I already post like 15+ posts a day, more than a good 90% of bloggers - I’m obsessive compulsive like that. But I thought I was done for the day, then I came across this goody - Justin Timberlake and Scar Jo’s video.
No wonder Cameron Diaz was pissed! This is a pretty hot video. It’s like a short film in a way. “Short film,” as in its 9 minutes long. The karma’s pretty over the top in here too.
Yeah, that’s Kanye West sitting next to ‘em, let’s just not talk about him, k?
Looks like they were into some kind of conversation. I’m sure it was deep - Global Warming, the Iraq war, Barack Obama, Hilary Clinton, world hunger, AIDS,… ya know, the usual topics J.Lo likes to cover. Actually, they could have been talking about something semi-deep. Eva Longoria looks confused.
UPDATE:
*** OMG! I was all kinds of busy this week! And I was blogging for another blogger as well. Workin’ 2 blogs. One of her readers in particular pissed me off when he left a comment and said:
if it weren’t the paparazzi, your no-talent ass would be back to shlepping drinks in a sleazy bar.
He gave me way too much credit! First of all, everyone knows I could never bartend because I’d get drunk while serving shots. Der!
But, I got a bit worked up although I’m aware that insults come with the gossip blogging territory. That angry nerd reminded me to thank you all.
We all know I’m no Chris Rock at times. Shit, I’m no Ryan Seacrest at times either.
It’s a challenge to consistently write “lmao,” “lol,” or “chuckle out loud” posts when you’re a gossip blogger for various reasons. So thanks for putting up with me through the good, the bad, the funny, the sucky, the lame, the annoying, the (fill in the blank). There’s not a day that passes where I’m not grateful for your visits.
Did I do enuf talking typing? Hope not. I know I thank you visitors like a billion times, but I just can’t help it. Luv ya, luv ya. See ya Monday. * Joy A *
I wish I could give an ‘I love it’ or ‘I hate it’ post, but I’m honestly confused. I’ve never seen layered curtains like these before. This shit would like nice in my living room.
But honestly, I love bold fashion, so I kind of dig this dress. And yep, I can dig something but that doesn’t mean you’ll catch me rockin’ it. My swagger don’t work like dat. You’re more likely to catch me rockin’ the Mary Kate.
You may think I’m mean for calling New York a tranny, well… I can be, did it take you this long to catch on?
New York’s makeup emulates that of a tranny, her fake eyelashes are longer than my pubes (why did I go there? I dunno), and she dresses like a $20 hooker on her good days. But despite New York’s undiscovered talent, continuous chain smoking and tangled horse weaves, I like her.
She never fails to entertain me. And her show is horrible, but that’s okay too. The train wreck didn’t know it was gonna suck and I guess she thought the dudes she picked were decent?! Anywho who, here’s some excerpts from her article in Star magazine.
no baggage: “flavor flav [who twice chose new york as first runner-up on flavor of love] was not a good choice for my daughter. i’m sure he’s a decent, kind, loving individual, but he has lots of family responsibilities, and she’s a young lady with no children and no ties. she needs to be free.’
new york comes first: “the perfect guy must be “tender, kind, generous and want to have a wonderful relationship and a family with my daughter. and he must not cheat!’
love your fans: “i don’t go out much, but when i do i gets lots of love - hugs, kisses, whatever. i find it to be extreme, but i’m enjoying it.’
what sister wants: “i am not a married woman, and that’s all i’d like to say about my dating status right now. my man first and foremost has to love me - and my children - totally. and he has to be super-filthy, freakin’ rich! ‘
From sporty to stylishly coordinated in black, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore (both in Versace) also show their support for style icons Gianni and Donatella Versace on Thursday.
Ashton really needs to get ugly, like yesterday. Torture. What an a-hole!
The skeletor had her frail bones out and poppin’ thru that skin of hers Thursday at NYC’s Fashion Week.
While Nicole Richie enjoys the front-row view, boyfriend Joel Madden channels old-school De Niro (circa Taxi Driver) at the Zac Posen Fashion Week show in New York on Thursday.
Later, the couple headed over to the Cellar Bar at the Bryant Park Hotel, where Madden played guest deejay.
The head of the Cartoon Network has resigned over the marketing stunt that turned into a terrorist scare — and a public relations fiasco.
Jim Samples, General Manager of the network, wrote in an internal memo to colleagues,
“I deeply regret the negative publicity and expense caused to our company as a result of this campaign.”
The network had to pay $2 million in fines to the Massachusetts Attorney General’s Office, and to the city of Chicago.
The light-board signs, placed to advertise a show in its Adult Swim block of programming, caused major traffic snarls and other disruptions when residents mistook them for explosive devices.
I’m sure the network thought their idea was genius, makes me feel sorry for ‘em. They just didn’t know. Can’t believe their signs scared the shit outta people?! Weirdness. The Cartoon Network ads remind me of Lite Brite, one of the best toys ever.
Keira Knightley reveals that her prepossessing visage has been both a gift and a curse.
“I do think I must have a nice face because I’m completely aware my face gets me work.
“But the problem is that if you happen to be someone who people think of as pretty, you also get so many people whose business it is to comment on your looks.”
“I’ve been to photo shoots where the photographer has told me he’d kept my legs out of shot so I don’t need to worry about them — that of course makes you worry.”
“Then I’ve had makeup artists who’ve told me they need to shade the top of my nose so it won’t look so broken,” says Knightley.
“I also got rejected for a job once because someone said I had a funny mouth.”
As a result, she sighs, these supposed flaws become the “things you start to focus on. You start off thinking you’re OK, then you have to go to some event and you remember you have a weird mouth, a broken nose and horrible legs.”
I’ve been weeping uncontrollably since I heard about this. Excuse me while I roll my eyes grab a Kleenex. That’s so sad.