LMAO! Everyone's giving Ryan Seacrest a hard time tho. Kinda sad. Anyway, peep this video.

Talk about some intrepid journalism.

"You're the Anderson Cooper of E!," Mayer joked with Seacrest. - Ryan and Anderson should never be mentioned together, ever! Gosh, I love me some Anderson...

Okay, back to Ryan:
After discussing his music, Seacrest asked the question on everybody's mind: What's the scoop with Jessica Simpson? Mayer, ever the funnyman, answered in what sounded like Japanese. Seeming self-satisfied, Mayer told an amused Seacrest, "I'm very happy with what I just did to you," before walking off. - LMAO!!! But "I'm very happy with what I just did to you" - totally rude, but I'm luvin it.

UPDATE: Turns out John Mayer really can speak Japanese â€" and the translation is in! "She is very beautiful â€" and you're the last to know," a bilingual Mayer teased Seacrest.