Archive for February 20th, 2007
Kevin Federline is purposely staying out of the spotlight as estranged wife Britney Spears publicly unravels, hoping her wacky escapades will help him win custody of their two children.
“He is just waiting for her to get worse,” a pal said. “She is only hurting herself right now.”
Experts warned yesterday that her erratic antics could land her under a psychiatric microscope in the custody fight.
“It’s bizarre behavior,” said L.A. attorney Nathan Goldberg. “It might raise concerns about where the behavior is coming from. … What problems is she having, and how might those problems affect her ability as a parent?”
But in the last week, Spears checked herself into rehab, checked out 24 hours later, and then went off for a head shave and a couple tattoos.
“Shaving your head is bizarre, but it’s not illegal,” said Loyola Law School Prof. Laurie Levenson, who thinks the shave won’t hurt Spears in court “unless you can show that she was out of her mind or on drugs when she did it.”
Federsperm’s probably so pissed Britney’s in rehab right now. Brit needs to keep slipping. He wants her child support checks so he can buy a shiny new grill fo his teef.
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LINKAGE
Shave your head like Britney and you’ll get in for free - Celebrity Smack
Larry Birkhead says Danielynn gives him strength - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Hookers can learn a thing or two from Lindsay Lohan - Ninja Dude
Tom Brady is excited his ex is knocked up? - Evil Beet
The new Fabio - Gone Hollywood
Where’s Shaq’s baby mama? - Bumpshack
Christina Aguilera and who?! A true wtf pic - Juicy-News
Mischa Barton’s a great friend. She banged up Bones Richie’s car. Isn’t her DUI enuf drama? Mischa’s selfish - Into Gossip
Guess who made an announcement today that he’s the father of Anna Nicole’s baby? - Holy Candy
Reese Witherspoon dating George Clooney? He’s such a slut. Maybe she wants to be a slut too. Relationships never go anywhere with George - Celebitchy
This is hilarious! - Celebrity Puke
Nicole Richie pleads not guilty to DUI. Yeah, that’s gonna work.
Is Brody Jenner a tool?! We must find out. Let’s investigate together, shall we?
What was at the heart of the long-gone relationship between Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner? He was trying to get her to eat.
In the March issue of Details magazine, The Hills’ star, Heidi Montag’s piece (Spencer Pratt) gives some deets.
In a dialogue exchange, Spencer tells Brody to feed the skinny ass bitch aka Nicole Richie.
Spencer Pratt says to Jenner, “Here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right?
You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that sh–, bro. You’ll be, like, a f—ing hero to America.”
I love brilliant “bros.” You wanna become an effing hero, have Nicole Richie eat some food! Gawd, that’s genius!
A week after Jenner and Richie split in October, Jenner forged a relationship with The Hills costar Lauren Conrad. (That ended quickly, too.)
“Basically,” says Jenner, 23, “I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on The Hills.”
He’s also extended his reach beyond the show. “Let’s see where Lindsay’s at, get her up in here,” Jenner is quoted as saying as he text-messages Lohan, though the two are merely described as “just friends.”
Even so, Lohan texted back and eventually shows up to meet Jenner at Hyde.And the future? “I wanna meet a girl who has nothing to do with L.A., a nice, normal, real girl.”
Then he adds, “Actually, you now, that’s gonna be a component of our new MTV show – me leaving L.A. to meet a normal girl. It might be hard, though, with all the cameras.”
Brody and Spencer are both mimbos! And Nicole Richie didn’t eat shit. So Brody, you failed. Now go date some other bony bitches like Kate Bosworth.
In the meantime, maybe you can come up with some other ways to become America’s new hero. Process that shit, bro!
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Britney Spears is back in rehab. Sources say the singer has checked into an in-patient facility in Los Angeles. We’re told the move came after family members, including her mom, pressed her to check in.
After TMZ posted the news, a rep for the singer tells PEOPLE,
“Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”
Last week, Spears checked herself into a rehab facility in Antigua but checked out less than 24 hours later.
I really don’t think Britney needs rehab. Counseling yes, rehab?! For an addiction to what?
I want her to calm down because she’s definitely loopy, loony and bald. I just hope this move isn’t just damage control. Let’s hope that Britney’s second attempt will lead her to a better place emotionally.
America’s hottest British imports will soon be starring in their own reality TV series, but don’t expect too much reality in the show.
The power couple needed a little more drama in their lives to make the series a success - so they’ve decided to use a script!
“But they feel they needed to juice up the show’s excitement quotient for the couple, so Posh’s bodyguard and personal assistant will have scripted roles.”
Executive producer Simon Fuller - one of the geniuses behind “American Idol” - felt the premise just wasn’t thrilling enough for the demanding American audience.
As they relocate to the States, David, 31, and Victoria are searching for a lavish new home in L.A., and Victoria is also setting up business deals for her clothing and handbag lines.
Simon, who is also Victoria’s manager, is currently shopping the series to the top television networks.
“He’s sure the Beckhams are going to be the next big thing on American television,” added the insider.So sad. This may cause them to split.
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Antonella is part of the top 12. Ms. Barba took these pics before she appeared on the show. Now they’re all over the net, and there’s speculation that she might get kicked off.
Who cares bout these pics?! My thoughts exactly. There’s nothing risque about this shite.
I’m not voting for her. 
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Last Saturday, one day after Britney turned herself into a bald headed bitch, she went to the Mondrian Hotel on Sunset Blvd. where she proceeded to act all kinds of deranged and drunken ass bitch.
At 1 p.m. Brit Brit arrived solo, wearing a blue wig and trying to book a room. The G.I. Jane ho had no cash and no credit card, but she was carrying part of a credit card number on a piece of paper.
A spywitness nark who saw Ms. Spears at the hotel check-in desk, says
“She was crying and apparently intoxicated. She kept saying: “Nobody wants me anymore”.
Then a couple of tourists felt for Britney and took her upstairs to their room. The fans took Britney to the gift shop, where she tried on three different bathing suits.
After she selected the right bikini, Britney then went to the pool and tried to shave her legs!!
After chillin’ at the pool for a bit, Britney tried to book her own room again at the hotel.
“She tried to get a room again and couldn’t get one,” says a spywitness. “She was obviously intoxicated and the hotel didn’t want to be responsible for what she would have done in the room.”
After that, Britney tried to get a rental car, but she had no I.D. so that didn’t work out either.
“She was hysterical saying things like, ‘Nobody wants me’ over and again.’ The staff were stunned. she clearly needed medical help but no one knew what to do with her.”
If this train wreck thinks she has something to be depressed about now, just wait ’til she starts signing child support checks addressed to “Kevin Federline”?!!
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A crazy video has surfaced showing a outta her mind Anna Nicole Smith. She’s stammering and stuttering, as Howard K. Stern brags bout how much dough the footage will be worth.
The tape, which aired Monday night on Greta Van Susteren’s show on FOX News Channel, shows an eight-months pregnant Smith, her face painted like a clown and clearly stoned out of her mind.
As she talks to a doll in a baby carriage as if it’s real, Stern repeatedly says, “Is this a mushroom trip?” He then adds, “I’m kidding.”
Another part of the tape shows Smith even more out of it. Stern’s comment: “This footage is worth money.”
This video is craziness!!! And Howard K. Stern is such a jerk! You can peep it here
