February 2007 News Archive (Page 14)

In a twist sure to perplex their fans, "Girls Gone Wild" now has its own clothing line. Wha?

The company known for getting girls to drop their inhibitions -- and their clothes -- will now be selling something to cover them up.

"Wild" honcho Joe Francis unveiled the collection at the MAGIC apparel convention in Las Vegas yesterday. The line includes swimsuits, sweatsuits, sandals and tops.

The clothes are surprisingly tame, given the company's other product line ... and the threads aren't see-through or snap-off.

Hypocrite much? Nah, just a business man who's smart enuf to know some peeps are stupid enuf to buy his trash.

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Beyoncé Knowles' father refused to watch her pose in a skimpy bikini for Sports Illustrated magazine.

The singer - who was terrified about appearing on the cover of the magazine's famous annual swimsuit issue - has revealed her father Matthew, who is also her manager, couldn't bear to see her pose in revealing beachwear.

Beyoncé said: "Kelly Rowland showed up. My mom was there, so was my nephew. Dad was going to come, but he said, 'Well, I'll meet you in Orlando after the shoot. I'm not so sure that I want to see this. All my blessings - you're a big girl. But I'm not so sure I want to see it.' "Beyoncé embarked on a strict diet to prepare for the shoot.

She said: "I had to watch what I ate, which was tough because the shoot was right after Thanksgiving. At dinner, I kept thinking, 'This extra piece of pie will show up.'

"I was so terrified with every little thing I ate this year.

"The shoot took a lot of guts. I'm a really shy person. Everyday I play a character and I had to tap into that."

Beyonce has her fair share of haters - very typical. But I like her. I think a model or an athlete should have landed the cover of Sports Illustrated, but B looks hot. And the ho couldn't eat at Thanksgiving?! Horrible.

Now we all know how Papa Joe works. He takes most of the photographs of his daughters himself and controls most of their images that are released.

If Jessica Simpson was gonna be on Sports Illustrated, Papa Joe would fire the photographers, take all the pics himself, and tell Jess to go topless so he can get some hot bare back and booty shots.

Go Matthew Knowles.

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Aspiring writer Carter Webb (Adam Brody) has just been dumped by his true love Sophia. Heartbroken and depressed, he escapes Los Angeles to suburban Michigan to care for his ailing grandmother and to start work on a book he has always wanted to write.

Soon after his arrival, Carter stumbles into the lives of the family across the street: Sarah Hardwicke, the mother of two daughters: Paige, a precocious, effervescent eleven-year-old and her older sister Lucy, an angst-ridden teenager.

While Sarah faces her own personal crisis, Lucy wrestles with her own fears. Through his relationships with all of these women, Carter discovers that what felt like the end was really just the beginning of something else...

Cast: Adam Brody, Kristen Stewart, Meg Ryan, Olympia Dukakis

Scheduled for Release: April 20, 2007.

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After years of tension, Lohan â€" who's in rehab â€" is mending fences with her father Michael, who's in prison.

It began when Michael Lohan wrote an encouraging letter to his daughter while in rehab, reports the mag. "It was such a welcome surprise," a "friend" told the L&S. "Linds was certainly touched and a little choked up."

The "Mean Girls" star is "proceeding with caution" but that she's "thrilled" to have her father back in her life.

Remember this psycho babble?
Excerpt:

I'm not going to point fingers, make excuses or expose anyone, but I will say this: You know the truth, I know the truth, God knows the truth, and while that's all that truly matters, living by the truth is the glue that will hold it all together.

We are one soul inhabiting two bodies. Two in kind. I feel your love, the pain and your presence as I hope you do mine.

I can't wait for the day to hold you, look in your eyes and reap the joy we sowed with our tears. Until then, know that God is with you, and so am I. - My undying love, Daddy

Maybe it was the "we are one soul inhabiting two bodies" that did Lindsay in. Made her reminisce bout boyfriends who said that "let's become one" shit when they wanted to bone.

So many men are in and out of her firecrotch, certain lines work like magic on the ho and she immediately becomes willing.

No matter what won over Ms. Lohan, I'm glad she's talking to Papa. And I can't wait for Linds to get outta rehab! I do like the ho. I kind of defend her sometimes all the time when other bloggers attack her.

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Felicia responded to the creator of Worldofbritney.com (Ruben's) posts about how Britney Spears sucks now, as in sucks down bottles for dinner and random guys for breakfast. Here's Felicia's letter:

Ruben,
Once againâ€"I commend you for your Honesty and Integrity. I have been reading your new website daily and am grateful to have that to go to, to check on the antics of Britney. Britney doesn't have a Publicist for me to clear this thru first, so it will come directly from my heart to you!

I am writing in response to "Where is Felicia?" on your editorial.I am homeâ€"in Mississippi……. I LOVED being with Britney for the past 9 1/2 years. I enjoyed being a part of HER dream, but now, am living my own dream.

I am crushed/saddened/heart sick by the way her life is unfolding…….

I want you to know Ruben that WE (as in her Family and nearest and dearestâ€"ALL of whom are NOT on the payroll anymore!!) are doing EVERYTHING in our power to get help for Britney and all in our power to NOT pad the bottom or move the bottom,

so when she does indeed hit rock bottom, she'll stand up and walk away from this whole fiasco a new, confident, changed, career driven Britney like we all knew and loved.

There's just so much you can do to help a personâ€"I don't dare want to be an enabler, and I cannot love her enough for the both of us. I cannot convince her in ANY way to love herself. All I can do is be a friend, someone that loved her for MANY years unconditionally, and PRAY.

I cannot save her from herself, nor can I commit her to any type of treatment program against her wishes and will. I am throwing my hands up and realizing that I am helpless over anotherâ€"ANYONE!

It's been a hard reality for me to face. To see what's transpiring now, makes me feel a failure, defeated. I LOVED and BELIEVED in what I was a part of for the past 10 years and was so incredibly proud of Britney and all she'd become.

All that to say this Rubenâ€"I'm so Southern, and the BEST way for me to tell you how I feel is to sayâ€"You can just kick an old Dog so many times before he gets off the porch. I, FELICIA, am OFF the porch!!

Thank you for ALL you've doneâ€"ALL the love and support over the years. ALL the non-judgement and ALL the Honesty!

PLEASE let me know if there's ANYTHING I can do to repay your kindness. With as much sincerity as I can Muster,

â€"FE

I'm still waiting for K-Fed's note!!

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Poor Jon Gosselin. He should have been a better man to his b*tches if he didn't want them to put him on blast like this. In fact, if you're not packing heat, you should be pretty damn angelic cause your girl will be talking jizz about you to her girlfriends while she's probably getting ready to dump you or get with someone bigger.

Hailey Glassman told Steppin' Out magazine that Jon Gosselin's dick is "tiny, tiny, tiny." Hailey also elaborated on the "sex" that she and Jon would have.

Hailey said: "I didn’t even know when we had sex. You didn’t want to have sex to have sex... A girl doesn’t have to be wet to have sex with him. You could be as dry as a 90-year-old woman. That’s how small he is. It was like putting a tampon in. Not even a big one. I’m talking a slim fit.”

Kate Gosselin has fueled the fire: His ex wife Kate had a different way of referring to his manhood: "Stubby." Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon's, er, shortcomings, and even call him "Stubby" to his face to mock him.

I love it! And Hailey, darling, you didn't ever have sex with Jon Gosselin. You know that super sexual Grandma doctor who hosted that late night show "Talk Sex With Sue"? I used to watch Sue Johanson religiously. She says it's not sex until after four inches. So if Jon was really "three inches" like Hailey says he was, nothing was consummated and I can't blame her for being so angry. What a waste of time. Also, is Kate a lesbian? WTF!

Sacha Baron Cohen is nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay for his blockbuster comedy Borat, but he's turned down an invite to present during the awards show.

 

His rep isn't commenting, but I hear Cohen isn't comfortable appearing before such a large group out of character.

That is really sad!!! But I can understand.

I have hope that Sacha will begin to get more comfortable in front of crowds within the next few years. You can do it.

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Anna Nicole Smith's body can be released, a California judge said on Wednesday.

"We are satisfied at this point that a Florida court will turn over the DNA samples necessary to satisfy the California courts paternity test order." May she rest in peace next to her son Daniel. Unfortunately, apparently Howard and Anna's mom are feuding over her dead body too.

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Travis Barker hosted his Famous Stars and Straps Fashion Showcase at PURE Nightclub and Shanna Moakler made sure she was there so that she could be a good ex-wife by shoving her tongue down his throat.
I want them to pull and Eminem and Kim and re-marry. I wouldn't be surprised.

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