Jon Gosselin's ex-girlfriend Hailey's comments about Jon Gosselin having a baby carrot dick are all over the internet. Revenge is sweet.

Hailey Glassman managed to land a magazine feature with Steppin' Out magazine in which Hailey says: "He was so small I didn't think he would cheat on me... He's hung like a nine-year-old boy. I'm serious. This is true, 3 inches."
If Hailey's comment may make her look like a lying, bitter ex, Jon's other ex, Kate Major says that it's true! Kate tells Life & Style magazine: "Jon was pretty boring and nothing exciting. I'm surprised he's so 'cocky' because down there he's not." Kate also tells the magazine that she and Hailey "have even laughed about it!"
NOW we know why Kate Gosselin was such a b*tch to Jon! He wasn't puttin' it down because he had nothing to put it down with.
We love you, Hailey! If a dude pisses me off enough, I tell him that he's small. I hate to do it, but if you don't wanna hear it, don't be an a*shole - just like Jon cheated on Hailey with Morgan Christie - and maybe we won't feel compelled to take it there. Or better yet, Hailey, 23, can learn to stay away from the baby peens all together.









