I wish I could give an 'I love it' or 'I hate it' post, but I'm honestly confused. I've never seen layered curtains like these before. This shit would like nice in my living room.
But honestly, I love bold fashion, so I kind of dig this dress. And yep, I can dig something but that doesn't mean you'll catch me rockin' it. My swagger don't work like dat. You're more likely to catch me rockin' the Mary Kate.
New York's makeup emulates that of a tranny, her fake eyelashes are longer than my pubes (why did I go there? I dunno), and she dresses like a $20 hooker on her good days. But despite New York's undiscovered talent, continuous chain smoking and tangled horse weaves, I like her.
She never fails to entertain me. And her show is horrible, but that's okay too. The train wreck didn't know it was gonna suck and I guess she thought the dudes she picked were decent?! Anywho who, here's some excerpts from her article in Star magazine.
no baggage: "flavor flav [who twice chose new york as first runner-up on flavor of love] was not a good choice for my daughter. i'm sure he's a decent, kind, loving individual, but he has lots of family responsibilities, and she's a young lady with no children and no ties. she needs to be free.'
new york comes first: "the perfect guy must be "tender, kind, generous and want to have a wonderful relationship and a family with my daughter. and he must not cheat!'love your fans: "i don't go out much, but when i do i gets lots of love - hugs, kisses, whatever. i find it to be extreme, but i'm enjoying it.'
what sister wants: "i am not a married woman, and that's all i'd like to say about my dating status right now. my man first and foremost has to love me - and my children - totally. and he has to be super-filthy, freakin' rich! '
From sporty to stylishly coordinated in black, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore (both in Versace) also show their support for style icons Gianni and Donatella Versace on Thursday.
Ashton really needs to get ugly, like yesterday. Torture. What an a-hole!
"I do think I must have a nice face because I'm completely aware my face gets me work.
"But the problem is that if you happen to be someone who people think of as pretty, you also get so many people whose business it is to comment on your looks."
"I've been to photo shoots where the photographer has told me he'd kept my legs out of shot so I don't need to worry about them -- that of course makes you worry."
"Then I've had makeup artists who've told me they need to shade the top of my nose so it won't look so broken," says Knightley.
"I also got rejected for a job once because someone said I had a funny mouth."
As a result, she sighs, these supposed flaws become the "things you start to focus on. You start off thinking you're OK, then you have to go to some event and you remember you have a weird mouth, a broken nose and horrible legs."
I've been weeping uncontrollably since I heard about this. Excuse me while I roll my eyes grab a Kleenex. That's so sad.
-- Born Vickie Lynn Hogan, November 28, 1967 in Houston
--Told childhood friends she would be the next Marilyn Monroe
--Married Billy Wayne Smith in 1985 after meeting in a fried chicken restaurant (divorced 1993)
--Began modeling at age 20--Son Daniel born January 1986
--Worked at Wal-Mart and Red Lobster before becoming an exotic dancer
--Appeared in March 1992 Playboy, was centerfold in May
--Guess Jeans model
-- Playmate of the Year, 1993
--Treated at Betty Ford Center 1995
--At age 26, married oil billionaire J. Howard Marshall. He was 89 and died 14 months later.--Filed for bankruptcy, 1996
--Appears in her own reality show on E! in 2002, highest rated series on the network.
--Awarded nearly $500M by L.A. judge in case against her late husband's estate, later reduced to $88M, later appealed all the way to US Supreme Court, which found in Anna's favor in 2006, allowing her to pursue case in federal court.
--October 2003, Anna lost almost 80 pounds on TRIMSPA, for which she was spokeswoman.--Her "stepson" E. Pierce Marshall, with whom she battled in court, dies June 20, 2006 at age 67 after brief infection.
--Daughter Dannielynn born September 7, 2006--Son Daniel dies of overdose, September 10, 2006--Has "commitment ceremony" with attorney Howard K. Stern on a boat in the Bahamas, September 28, 2006. Not legally binding.--Anna dies at age 39, February 8, 2007, after collapsing in her Seminole Hard Rock Hotel room in Hollywood, Florida
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A day after Anna Nicole Smith's death, her autopsy will be conducted, as will an emergency hearing to decide whether a court-ordered DNA sample can be taken from her body to help determine the biological father of her daughter, Dannielynn.
The attorney for photographer Larry Birkhead, who claims he is Dannielynn's father, requested the closed-door hearing, which is expected to start around 9 a.m. before Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Robert Schnider, the county's presiding family court judge.
Birkhead's attorney, Debra Opri, said her DNA experts insist that, to get a good sample, they have to obtain some of Smiths's DNA within 48 hours of her death. She emphasized that Birkhead did not ask for the hearing and is devastated, having lost "the love of his life and the mother of his child."
Birkhead, 34, has long contested the claim that 5-month-old Dannielynn was fathered by Smith's companion, attorney Howard K. Stern, 38.
It is unclear how a DNA sample would be taken from the infant, who, according to Opri, is currently under the care of the mother of the Bahamas' Immigration Minister, Shane Gibson.
Meanwhile, Edwina Johnson, chief investigator for the Broward County Medical Examiner's Office in Florida, where Smith died, said her cause of death was under investigation and an autopsy would be done today.
Smith had been due to arrive Saturday night for a pre-Super Bowl celebrity poker tournament. Instead, she arrived Monday, feeling sick, with a nurse, a bodyguard, Stern and two other unidentified people.
According to a Bitner, Smith was in town to buy a boat.
Bitner said Smith had stayed at Hollywood, Fla., a casino resort at least three previous times: to film a TrimSpa commercial, celebrate a birthday and attend a boxing match with her friend, boxing promoter Don King.
Questions compiled by People. Can't wait for the truth to come out.
How did she die?
Unknown. An autopsy Friday and a toxicology test will ultimately decide cause of death. Smith had battled health problems recently and there was a nurse in the hotel room with her. It's not known why the nurse was there, but Smith was hospitalized in November for pneumonia and suffered flu-like symptoms before her death. Also, Cyril Wecht, the Smith-hired pathologist who believed Smith's son died of a combination of medication and a heart condition, says that Smith could have had the same heart problem.
What's the status of the inheritance?
It had been looking good for Smith. She claimed her late husband, oil billionaire husband J. Howard Marshall II, promised her millions. After he died in 1995, she tangled with Marshall's son. A California bankruptcy judge awarded Smith $474 million, later overruled by a federal judge who reduced it to $88 million. An appeals court then ruled she was entitled to nothing because the federal courts lacked jurisdiction in a matter that should be handled in Texas state court. But the Supreme Court recently overturned that decision, and allowed lawyers to go the next round in federal court, which is where the case stands.
Would Dannielynn get the inheritance?
Unknown. As Smith's only surviving child â" son Daniel died three days after Danielynn's birth â" the daughter is theoretically entitled to most if not nearly all of Smith's estate, including any inheritance. Smith's death, however, throws the already tangled inheritance fight into chaos. Also, it's still unknown whether Smith had a will, and, if so, what provisions she made for her daughter. If she died without a will, by law everything would go to Dannielynn. The matter likely will be tied up in courts for years.
Were Howard K. Stern and Anna Nicole Smith ever legally married?
No. They had what they called a "commitment ceremony" on Sept. 28 in the Bahamas, but it was not legally binding under Bahamian or American law. "They were partners, soul mates," says Smith's lawyer.
Who is Dannielynn's father?
Unclear. Both Stern and photographer Larry Birkhead, a former boyfriend of Smith's, claim paternity. Just the day before Smith's death, the judge in a suit brought by Birkhead ordered DNA tests of Smith and the baby to determine the father. Shortly after she died, Birkhead's lawyers sought an emergency order to have DNA taken from Smith's corpse, which Smith's attorney denounced as "the lowest form of behavior one could imagine."
Who will have custody of Dannielynn?
For now, Stern. The question of custody is intertwined with paternity, and the courts will ultimately decide. Currently, Stern considers himself the father and is maintaining custody of the baby, though at the time of Smith's death, the child was in the Bahamas with friends of Smith.
Was she taking drugs at the time of her death?
Yes, flu medication, according to a source. The toxicology test will determine whether she had been taking any other legal or illegal drugs. Smith also was under a psychiatrist's care, but it wasn't known whether she was taking drugs as part of her treatment.
Why was she in Florida?
Apparently for vacation. Police say she was a "frequent patron" of the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Fla., and had shot a TrimSpa video there last year. She had checked in on Monday and was scheduled to leave on Friday.
Is Stern a suspect?
Not identified. Police have not even determined if there was foul play, much less identified anybody as a suspect. Stern had gone to Florida with Smith, but police have not disclosed whether he was in the hotel room with her when she collapsed.
How does this affect the investigation into her son's death?
It doesn't. Bahamian authorities will go forward next month with the inquest into 20-year-old Daniel's death last September. Authorities want to hear from Stern, who was present during Daniel's death and was also with Anna Nicole during her trip to Florida.
The usually scary, mushy meth faced Fergie looked pretty good at NYC Fashion Week. I will admit it, my eyes aren't squinting this time.
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