February 2007 News Archive (Page 20)

Britney Spears is close to breaking point and desperately trying to conquer her inner torment with marathon sex sessions, ex love Isaac Cohen has revealed.

In a world exclusive interview, the man who had been sharing her bed since her marriage to Kevin Federline fell apart, tells how her life is in tatters. Worried Isaac revealed how she:
* MADE him dizzy romping on a revolving bed while watching themselves in the mirrored ceiling.
*STRIPPED naked and beckoned him to join her for an al-fresco romp in a moonlit Jacuzzi
*LOVED all night sex in her marital bed as her wedding dress hung framed on the wall outside
*CRUMBLED when the sex stopped, as she struggled to cope with a bitter divorce and the fear her children could be taken away.

On the sex:
"She loves sex and is incredibly adventurous. She was totally happy when we were locked in each other's arms. But once the sex stopped Britney was like a little girl lost, unable to cope. "She would lie like a limp rag doll in my arms and and say, ‘Why can't everyone leave me alone?' and, ‘What have I done to deserve this?'"

On the partying:
"By the time I met Britney she was burnt out. She knew she had been drinking and partying as a way to try to banish the bad stuff from her life. Far from the trashy drunk, I saw a very shy, sweet girl who was just desperately sad about what had happened with her marriage. Yes she enjoyed Jack Daniel's but she was trying not to get in the state she had been in with Paris. Her boys mean everything to her and she worried she might lose them in a custody battle."

On Federsperm:
"It was clear she was not over her marriage. The first time she invited me to her home I saw her wedding dress hung on the wall in a glass box. As we made love that night it was like Kevin was in bed beside us. She had not even begun to move on with her life."

On her body:
"She has an amazing body and I loved exploring every inch of it... Britney is not shy about her body so she slowly stripped off her clothes [during their trip to Vegas] and beckoned me to join her under the stars in the pool. It was an amazing view over the Las Vegas strip. But we didn't stay long as we wanted to try out the bed. So we clambered on and I grabbed the remote and started it turning round and round. All the time as we made love we watched ourselves in the mirrored ceiling. It was amazing but we did it so many times it made us start to feel sick. We had to turn it off.

Like any woman who has had two children she worried about her figure. As far as I was concerned she was gorgeous, but she had such low self esteem she sometimes would not listen. She would say, ‘Am I fat? Am I fat?' then spend hours dancing around the house trying to burn off calories. She was always jumping around.

"Other times, she got so low she didn't care what she looked like. She could not care less some days if she went out of the house without brushing her hair or checking to see if her outfit matched. That's just where she was in her life. She had so much on her plate with the children she had precious little time to worry about how she looked."

On Britney's friendship with Parisite:
"I rarely saw Britney with any friends and during our time together I never saw her with Paris, it was like that was a part of her life she wanted to forget."

On his "admiration" for her:
"I adore Britney and in a different place at a different time we might have stood a chance. It was far too soon for her to get involved in a relationship with anyone. But she has coped with so much in her life I hope she does not give up now. She is too special for that."

This seems really contrived. Britney likes sex - duh. She wonders if she's fat after having two kids - major revelation. She sometimes dresses like shit - wait, lemme write this down.

I'm not saying this News Of The World tabloid is one of em *cough,* but certain tabloids only publish false and fabricated stories. I don't think Isaac would be dumb enuf to sell Britney out like this and at least not this soon. But, who knows?

Paris Hilton was spent Thursday afternoon gift shopping at Aahs on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood.

She bought an edible candy bikini and thong set, as well as other X-rated goodies. She seemed to be in a bad mood. She was even seen crying at one point on the phone saying, 'I don't know what to do'.

A fellow female shopper said: "She was going round the shop talking to someone on the phone and crying - she kept wiping her nose with a tissue. She picked up an edible bikini set, vibrating pink tickler and some raunchy Lovehearts".

I could give a shit about Parisite's bawling, she was buying sex toys. More people will become infected. This is a crisis situation.

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Hey all. I already post like 15+ posts a day, more than a good 90% of bloggers - I'm obsessive compulsive like that. But I thought I was done for the day, then I came across this goody - Justin Timberlake and Scar Jo's video.

No wonder Cameron Diaz was pissed! This is a pretty hot video. It's like a short film in a way. "Short film," as in its 9 minutes long. The karma's pretty over the top in here too.

Enjoy.

- Plus Rosie O'Donnell blogs about Anna Nicole's death.

Yeah, that's Kanye West sitting next to 'em, let's just not talk about him, k?

Looks like they were into some kind of conversation. I'm sure it was deep - Global Warming, the Iraq war, Barack Obama, Hilary Clinton, world hunger, AIDS,... ya know, the usual topics J.Lo likes to cover. Actually, they could have been talking about something semi-deep. Eva Longoria looks confused.

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UPDATE:
*** OMG! I was all kinds of busy this week! And I was blogging for another blogger as well. Workin' 2 blogs. One of her readers in particular pissed me off when he left a comment and said:

if it weren't the paparazzi, your no-talent ass would be back to shlepping drinks in a sleazy bar.

He gave me way too much credit! First of all, everyone knows I could never bartend because I'd get drunk while serving shots. Der!

But, I got a bit worked up although I'm aware that insults come with the gossip blogging territory. That angry nerd reminded me to thank you all.

We all know I'm no Chris Rock at times. Shit, I'm no Ryan Seacrest at times either.

It's a challenge to consistently write "lmao," "lol," or "chuckle out loud" posts when you're a gossip blogger for various reasons. So thanks for putting up with me through the good, the bad, the funny, the sucky, the lame, the annoying, the (fill in the blank). There's not a day that passes where I'm not grateful for your visits.

Did I do enuf talking typing? Hope not. I know I thank you visitors like a billion times, but I just can't help it. Luv ya, luv ya. See ya Monday. :)

* Joy A *

I wish I could give an 'I love it' or 'I hate it' post, but I'm honestly confused. I've never seen layered curtains like these before. This shit would like nice in my living room.

But honestly, I love bold fashion, so I kind of dig this dress. And yep, I can dig something but that doesn't mean you'll catch me rockin' it. My swagger don't work like dat. You're more likely to catch me rockin' the Mary Kate.

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You may think I'm mean for calling New York a tranny, well... I can be, did it take you this long to catch on?

New York's makeup emulates that of a tranny, her fake eyelashes are longer than my pubes (why did I go there? I dunno), and she dresses like a $20 hooker on her good days. But despite New York's undiscovered talent, continuous chain smoking and tangled horse weaves, I like her.

She never fails to entertain me. And her show is horrible, but that's okay too. The train wreck didn't know it was gonna suck and I guess she thought the dudes she picked were decent?! Anywho who, here's some excerpts from her article in Star magazine.

no baggage: "flavor flav [who twice chose new york as first runner-up on flavor of love] was not a good choice for my daughter. i'm sure he's a decent, kind, loving individual, but he has lots of family responsibilities, and she's a young lady with no children and no ties. she needs to be free.'

new york comes first: "the perfect guy must be "tender, kind, generous and want to have a wonderful relationship and a family with my daughter. and he must not cheat!'

love your fans: "i don't go out much, but when i do i gets lots of love - hugs, kisses, whatever. i find it to be extreme, but i'm enjoying it.'

what sister wants: "i am not a married woman, and that's all i'd like to say about my dating status right now. my man first and foremost has to love me - and my children - totally. and he has to be super-filthy, freakin' rich! '

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From sporty to stylishly coordinated in black, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore (both in Versace) also show their support for style icons Gianni and Donatella Versace on Thursday.

Ashton really needs to get ugly, like yesterday. Torture. What an a-hole!

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Keira Knightley reveals that her prepossessing visage has been both a gift and a curse.

"I do think I must have a nice face because I'm completely aware my face gets me work.

"But the problem is that if you happen to be someone who people think of as pretty, you also get so many people whose business it is to comment on your looks."

"I've been to photo shoots where the photographer has told me he'd kept my legs out of shot so I don't need to worry about them -- that of course makes you worry."

"Then I've had makeup artists who've told me they need to shade the top of my nose so it won't look so broken," says Knightley.

"I also got rejected for a job once because someone said I had a funny mouth."

As a result, she sighs, these supposed flaws become the "things you start to focus on. You start off thinking you're OK, then you have to go to some event and you remember you have a weird mouth, a broken nose and horrible legs."

I've been weeping uncontrollably since I heard about this. Excuse me while I roll my eyes grab a Kleenex. That's so sad.

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-- Born Vickie Lynn Hogan, November 28, 1967 in Houston

--Told childhood friends she would be the next Marilyn Monroe

--Married Billy Wayne Smith in 1985 after meeting in a fried chicken restaurant (divorced 1993)

--Began modeling at age 20--Son Daniel born January 1986

--Worked at Wal-Mart and Red Lobster before becoming an exotic dancer

--Appeared in March 1992 Playboy, was centerfold in May

--Guess Jeans model

-- Playmate of the Year, 1993

--Treated at Betty Ford Center 1995

--At age 26, married oil billionaire J. Howard Marshall. He was 89 and died 14 months later.--Filed for bankruptcy, 1996

--Appears in her own reality show on E! in 2002, highest rated series on the network.
--Awarded nearly $500M by L.A. judge in case against her late husband's estate, later reduced to $88M, later appealed all the way to US Supreme Court, which found in Anna's favor in 2006, allowing her to pursue case in federal court.

--October 2003, Anna lost almost 80 pounds on TRIMSPA, for which she was spokeswoman.--Her "stepson" E. Pierce Marshall, with whom she battled in court, dies June 20, 2006 at age 67 after brief infection.

--Daughter Dannielynn born September 7, 2006--Son Daniel dies of overdose, September 10, 2006--Has "commitment ceremony" with attorney Howard K. Stern on a boat in the Bahamas, September 28, 2006. Not legally binding.--Anna dies at age 39, February 8, 2007, after collapsing in her Seminole Hard Rock Hotel room in Hollywood, Florida
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