February 2007 News Archive (Page 4)

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis wished Parisite Hilton a happy birthday by causing her to cry.

Parisite's parents threw down some thick dolla for Parisite's 456th birthday party on Saturday night. Rick and Kathy Hilton support their whore by spending on her ass. Her flowers alone cost $10,000. But money couldn't buy them happiness. Not when a possibly drunken, greased up bear was on the prowl.

Around 10 p.m., Davis started acting up. "He was hurling flowers at Paula Abdul," says a guest. "Then he began bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders. He was shouting, ‘Lick my [BLEEP], Paula!' He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent.

"Stavros and Paris tried to stop him. Paris said, ‘Shut up, you're wasted!'" But it was too late. Abdul, who was due to sing "Happy Birthday," made an early exit.

Davis then decided to go after Courtney Love. "He lifted her up so that she was straddling his waist," says a witness. "Her Chanel dress was riding up. Brandon was saying, ‘I want to squirt on you.'

He was humping Courtney in front of her daughter, Frances Bean. When he put her down, Courtney grabbed Frances and they marched out of the restaurant through the kitchen."

It didn't stop there. "He was knocking over glasses and candles on the table," says a source. "Paris was crying to her mother, ‘This is not my fault!'"

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Too much cum drinking? You know what sucking? Once upon a porn she was beautiful.

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Oprah's friend and financial specialist, Suze Orman came out the closet. On her relationship with her girlfriend, Kathy Travis:

"We're going on seven years. I have never been with a man in my whole life. I'm still a 55-year-old virgin."

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Britney Spears' bitter first hubby Jason Alexander is talking shit about our not so innocent pop tart train wreck, Brit Brit.

Jason confessed the twosome stayed awake for 72 hours, high on ecstasy and cocaine.

He says he saw the full extent of Britney's recreational drug use when they celebrated New Year's in 2004.

Jason says, "We used ecstasy at night to party and cocaine during the day to stay awake. Then we would take downers like Valium to come down and rest.

Britney stayed up three days straight over New Year. I couldn't keep up.
"She definitely had a problem with drugs when we were together - and that was three years ago."

Do you guys expect me to defend her this time? Lemme see if I can. Hmmm... I won't, and I don't wanna. I rather talk about more important shit like... er,... damn, um... dammit! I'm so bright! I have no got so many ideas, I just can't narrow them down to one. Genius.

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Katharine grabbing her "fat"

Tyra grabbing Katharine's boobs

Episode airs tomorrow.

Anne Hathaway: I have no idea what this is, but she paid too much for it.Will Smith and the fam: I love this family, but I love The Pursuit of Happyness even more. Jaden is too cute!
Cameron Diaz: The pug tried.Kate Winslet: lookin' good.Portia DeRossiBeyonce: The heels are doable. The dress? Not so much fug.Reese is super hot now. She looks so sassy and confident. Fabulous, darling.Naomi Watts Kiki Dunst is a winner! She remains true to self. Always fug in the face and in the clothes. And I love her for it.Jessica Biel: Shopping at Kmart sounds better than it looks.Penelope CruzMaggie GyllenhaalGwyneth Paltrow: Elegant and modern.Helen Mirren: Hot.Ryan GoslingNicole Kidman
Cate Blanchett: Fierce!Jennifer Hudson: Keep this look up, and you're gonna lose all your gay fans... and straight ones too.Jennifer Lopez: Kind of cute. But I miss her whore look.Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla FischerThe big awards went to:

Helen Mirren - Best Acress, The Queen
* Helen's brilliant.

Forest Whitaker - Best Actor, Last King of Scotland
* Forest is brilliant.

Jennifer Hudson - Best Supporting Actress, Dreamgirls
*Jennifer's speech killed me! Too much ghetto came thru. Shout out to Jennifer Holiday?! Bitch, prepare a speech! You're making me talk shit and everyone knows how much I hate to do that!

Alan Arkin - Best Supporting Actor, Little Miss Sunshine

Martin Scorsese - Best Director, The Departed
* Hell to the yes! The Departed is awesome and it must feel so good to be Marty right now. Long overdue. Tastes so much sweeter.

Little Miss Sunshine - Best Original Screenplay

The Departed - Best Adapted Screenplay

An Inconvenient Truth - Best Documentary Feature
* If this win will get more peeps to watch the film, that's awesome.

The Departed - Best Picture

* Complete list of Oscar winners
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Don't make me go down a looooooong list. But, for starters, Jessica's pumps came in the right size. And she didn't take her shots in front of some preschool/garage/ ghetto corner thang like Antonella, and,... you get it.

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Brit fans can send all hate mail to JoyA@poponthepop.com.

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Justin Timberlake ran into Jessica Biel on Valentine's Day at Los Angeles club Social Hollywood.Despite briefly exchanging whispers, the pair spent most of the night on opposite sides of the lounge.

They took great pains to avoid each other and, at one point, were both out on the dance floor with other partners, dancing back-to-back.

A Timberlake pal tells Us Weekly, "He doesn't want a girlfriend. He doesn't want to settle down."

Justin spent three years with Cammy fug and now he's just trying to catch up. He's gonna go dry soon if he doesn't slow down.

Am I too perverse? Leave me alone. It's Friday.

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LINKAGE
Britney's childhood friends sell her out - Celebrity Smack
Mischa Barton hides her camel toe - Ninja Dude
Guess who visited Britney in rehab? - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Which dumb ho is gonna be pulling a Jessica Simpson? (following her boyfriend on tour)? - Into Gossip
Pics of American Idol whore Antonella Barba giving oral - Evil Beet
If Lil Kim is prettier than you, ho you got problems!! - Juicy-News
Marc Anthony is ruining Jennifer Lopez - Holy Candy
You know you wanna bid on this eBay item?! - Gone Hollywood
In case you didn't see it yet, watch Christina Aguilera's "Candyman" video - Girls Talkin' Smack
Which country star just had a baby? - Bumpshack
Amanda Peet has a baby girl - Monica Monroe
Ryan Seacrest has a crush on Matt Lauer. I don't blame Ryan. Matt does things to me no tv anchor should do. HAWT! - Glitterati
Anna Nicole's former assistant Kimmy says there's a fake website out in her name (video) - Celebitchy