Yeah, that rhymes. Don't laugh Rih Rih, just listen.
Ne-Yo and Rihanna were at the Grammys together then they hung out together at NBA All-Star Weekend.
What's next? A baby!!!!!!!!! In the meantime, ho stay away. Ne-Yo has a scary face, plus he lets his backup singers suck him down.
Why does everyone like to corrupt the cute, innocent ones?!
Anyone Remember Kimmy from Anna Nicole's E show? She was the weirdo who was all obsessed with Ms. Nicole.
So Kimmy took to the web to vent out all her emotions. Ya, know therapy via the keyboard for all to see. Here's some excerpts from her website. Crazy, and anger unleashed.
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Howard, let me see if I can get this straightYOU LIED ON THE STAND TODAY! YOU SAID YOU DO NOT GAIN MONETARY BY BEING THE EXECUTOR OF ANNA NICOLE'S WILL? WHAT ABOUT THAT DOCUMENT YOU HAD HER SIGN ONCE YOU WON THE HUGE AWARD FROM HOWARD MARSHALL ESTATE??? DO YOU GET 10% OR 100% ??? SO YOU DO CONTROL THE EARNING TO BENEFIT YOU!!! WHAT A F&&*ING LIAR!!!!!!
Did anyone notice besides me when Howard left the stand he took his two white cups with him..hid them behind his copy of the WILL of Anna Nicole and sat back down at his attorneys table. When he left the room the cups were gone...in his or his attorneys briefcase I would guess.. What's wrong HOWARD. *&*&^%*^^(^% didn't want anyone get your DNA?
1. Researched laws from around the country and found one that would benefit YOU in any paternity case.
2. Convinced Anna Nicole to move to the Bahamas for the benefit of her child.
3. Daniel died within hours of arriving and you flushed WHAT down the toilet?
4. You loved Anna Nicole so much you turned your head when you signed the FedX for the M*THADONE?
5. You loved Anna Nicole so much you had to rush out and buy a Yacht and to take her where? A watery grave?
6. Did you have enough time to empty the refrigerator of anything you wanted to hide from the corner?
7. My guess the reason you don't want any DNA samples done on you or Dannielynn is they will find DR*GS in both systems.
8. Was Dannielynn born an addict?
9. Not for one minute do I believe Anna Nicole didn't have another will made out. You know she was obsessive about taking care of her child. What did you do with the updated will? Or did it not benefit you?
10. How much of a percentage do you get from the Marshall case? Did Anna find out you were bilking her out of her hard earned money?
11. Do I ever want to see your snout again? NO I value my health to much and your track record is not goodâ¦..people are dying around youâ¦
12. Where is Daniels will? I know he had one made out.
13. OH Please, Howard! Hot Smoochie Lips, Incâ¦.Tell the world you wanted to star in your own reality show.
14. Where are the gowns of Annas that you sent out to be dry cleaned and they never returned? Will we be seeing them on ebay?
15. You never slept in the same bed with Anna!! You crawled in there after she fell asleepâ¦she never invited you to her bed!!!
16. Now you have E on your side they won't show the real HOWARD!
17. The burial plots were bought by YOUâ¦you sicko⦠that is the only way you could think of to finally get to sleep next to her each night??Larry Birkead IS THE FATHER OF DANNIELYNN
Larry only wanted the best for Anna Nicole. He tried to do the right thing by her and his daughter.
I'll add more questions as I think of them.. In the mean time sell some more of your false delusions. You never had Anna Nicole and you know she is looking down on you right now saying F&&% YOU Howard! I knew I couldn't trust YOU!
I'm going to show up, when you least expect me! I have my own tapes... you had no right making a fool out of Anna like you did.
And she's still hot!
This is totally some hardcore photoshop, Tyra's waist looks completely computer generated, no texture there. But who cares? Still hot.
I actually think she looks better the second time around than she did the first time?! Or not?! Why can't I decide, dammit!!!
I think it's because I don't give a shit, it's just really hard to decide.
Oh yeah, I guess some other celebs were there too?!
Life in the Big Easy has had its challenges for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt since they moved to New Orleans in January.Ever since Jolie's mother, actress Marcheline Bertrand, died of cancer last month, the star just hasn't been the same, sources say.
Jolie's emotional distress has resulted in a noticeable weight loss. The 5-foot-8 star now weighs 109 pounds, says a source close to the couple. "She isn't eating."
Jolie, 31, is also "very lonely and desperate to make new friends," the source tells Us.For now, she has been importing a support system by flying in old childhood friends from LA.
The source adds: "Brad has been worried about her day and night. She has been under so much stress, and Brad is trying to be understanding."
If she's stressed out, she should gain her weight back once she feels better. You can do it Angie.
Jennifer Lopez has been scheduled perform on "American Idol" on April 11.J. Lo joins a long line of big time acts to take the "Idol" stage over the years, including Prince, Mary J. Blige, Rascal Flatts, Shakira and more.
Marcia Cross became a mom on Tuesday, welcoming fraternal twin daughters, her rep.The girls, Eden and Savannah, who were born at a Los Angeles hospital, are the first children for the Desperate Housewives actress, 44, and her stockbroker husband Tom Mahoney, 49, who married in June 2006.
"Mother and babies are all doing well," says Cross's rep, Heidi Slan.
Cross had been on bed rest since January, but producers of her ABC hit brought production to her home for some scenes.
Set designers painted Cross's bedroom the same color as her character Bree Van De Kamp's boudoir, and moved in furniture from the set. At the time, show creator Marc Cherry said Cross was "bored out of her mind (in bed), so she said, 'Bring the camera here â" I want to act.'"
"I am absolutely, 100 percent fine," she told TV's Extra, though she admitted: "It's hard to carry around all that weight. I wake up feeling like me and then I step on the ground and I'm like, whose body is that walking to the bathroom?"
Still, she told PEOPLE in December that having babies later in life is "like a miracle ... I didn't think it would happen."
Angelina Jolie and daughter Zahara, 2, check out the parade view from up above in New Orleans's French Quarter on Tuesday, where the mother-daughter pair enjoyed the Mardi Gras festivities.
ET reports that Brit's manager issued a statement on Tuesday about Britney entering rehab for a 2nd time.
"Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."
Now Britney has exited rehab for a 2nd time.
Britney Spears has left Promises residential treatment center in Malibu, CA early this morning -- less than 24 hours after checking into the facility.
This is a good move. Like I said before, I don't think Britney needs rehab. She needs quiet, solitude, hair and time alone. She needs to stay outta the clubs, stay outta the recording studio and regroup.
Do you think she'll do it? Or will she keep pissing off all gossip bloggers and entertainment show workers?
She provides enuf material for at least a few weeks. No wonder all those Britney sites are so successful. There's a breaking story every 4 minutes.
NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An employee of Beverly Hills kids' boutique Bellini tells the NY Daily News that the singer was twittering about a new pregnancy when she stopped in for a $3,000 shopping spree Saturday."She came in with her husband [Jordan Bratman], and he sat in one of the big chairs and let her do her shopping," a clerk told us yesterday. "They said they don't know what they're having."
But Aguilera says this is news to her. "She said it is not true and she wasn't in Bellini," her spokeswoman says. The store employee, who says the Aguilera-like paid for her purchases in cash, insists she spoke to her about it personally."They seemed really excited. She was talking to [another customer] and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they'd have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby," the worker told us.
In Touch magazine first got news of the apparent visit to Bellini. They report her $3,000 shopping spree included "a dozen Petit Bateau onesies at $20 each, several $90 little Giraffe blankets, a $350 Mia Bossi polkadot diaper bag and a Peg Perego stroller."
I'm sure Christina Aguilera will get pregnant soon enuf. I'm guessing it'll happen on one of her naked Sundays.
Gawd, this baby needs to look like the baby mama. Jordan's ears, nose, eyes, mouth,... oh shit, his whole face! Oh no, their baby must look like Christina. Sweet Geezus.
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