February 2007 News Archive (Page 9)

America's hottest British imports will soon be starring in their own reality TV series, but don't expect too much reality in the show.

The power couple needed a little more drama in their lives to make the series a success - so they've decided to use a script!

"But they feel they needed to juice up the show's excitement quotient for the couple, so Posh's bodyguard and personal assistant will have scripted roles."

Executive producer Simon Fuller - one of the geniuses behind "American Idol" - felt the premise just wasn't thrilling enough for the demanding American audience.

As they relocate to the States, David, 31, and Victoria are searching for a lavish new home in L.A., and Victoria is also setting up business deals for her clothing and handbag lines.

Simon, who is also Victoria's manager, is currently shopping the series to the top television networks.

"He's sure the Beckhams are going to be the next big thing on American television," added the insider.So sad. This may cause them to split.

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Last Saturday, one day after Britney turned herself into a bald headed bitch, she went to the Mondrian Hotel on Sunset Blvd. where she proceeded to act all kinds of deranged and drunken ass bitch.

At 1 p.m. Brit Brit arrived solo, wearing a blue wig and trying to book a room. The G.I. Jane ho had no cash and no credit card, but she was carrying part of a credit card number on a piece of paper.

A spywitness nark who saw Ms. Spears at the hotel check-in desk, says

"She was crying and apparently intoxicated. She kept saying: "Nobody wants me anymore".

Then a couple of tourists felt for Britney and took her upstairs to their room. The fans took Britney to the gift shop, where she tried on three different bathing suits.

After she selected the right bikini, Britney then went to the pool and tried to shave her legs!!

After chillin' at the pool for a bit, Britney tried to book her own room again at the hotel.

"She tried to get a room again and couldn't get one," says a spywitness. "She was obviously intoxicated and the hotel didn't want to be responsible for what she would have done in the room."

After that, Britney tried to get a rental car, but she had no I.D. so that didn't work out either.

"She was hysterical saying things like, 'Nobody wants me' over and again.' The staff were stunned. she clearly needed medical help but no one knew what to do with her."

If this train wreck thinks she has something to be depressed about now, just wait 'til she starts signing child support checks addressed to "Kevin Federline"?!!

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A crazy video has surfaced showing a outta her mind Anna Nicole Smith. She's stammering and stuttering, as Howard K. Stern brags bout how much dough the footage will be worth.

The tape, which aired Monday night on Greta Van Susteren's show on FOX News Channel, shows an eight-months pregnant Smith, her face painted like a clown and clearly stoned out of her mind.

As she talks to a doll in a baby carriage as if it's real, Stern repeatedly says, "Is this a mushroom trip?" He then adds, "I'm kidding."

Another part of the tape shows Smith even more out of it. Stern's comment: "This footage is worth money."

This video is craziness!!! And Howard K. Stern is such a jerk! You can peep it here

Paul McCartney's divorce from Heather Mills McCartney is getting so nasty, she's now threatening to make unsubstantiated claims that McCartney's poor parenting in the past led two of his children to contemplate suicide.

"Paul is asking for full custody of their child, Beatrice," a friend of Mills told us. "Heather is furious. There is no way she would ever, ever agree to that."

There is no evidence that any McCartney child has ever considered committing suicide. All of his adult children have always said how much they love and admire their father - and come out against Mills.

In her desperation, Mills is asking for full custody of 3-year-old Beatrice. She is also acting as her own lawyer - having fired her divorce attorneys because "she felt she could do a better job herself," her friend said.

Meanwhile, the financial settlement is still far from being completed.

"Paul gave Heather a gorgeous London home, but now she wants a home in L.A., too," Mills' pal said. The friend added, "At first, she told Paul she would walk away for just $100 million - which is very cheap. He is worth billions. But now that [the divorce] has gotten so nasty, she wants more."

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She's not just another "celeb" going to rehab, this ho might actually have a problem. Better yet, she may actually want to fix her addiction. No damage control here, say it ain't so!

Mischa Barton's little sister Hania is the latest beeyotch to get addicted to sumthin sumthin.

The 19-year-old "actress" (yes, I'm using the term loosely) was apparently getting "out of control," and has checked into rehab to treat an addiction to pain killers.

"Everyone is hoping that this will be the first and last time Hania has to be in rehab," says a source close to the Barton family. "She's young, but she's a smart girl, she will be fine."

Mischa is apparently pissed off and concerned, but happy her sister is getting help. The name and location of what rehab facility Barton is attending has not been released.

But everyone knew where Lindsay was staying. This Hania ho is getting special treatment already! I'm only kidding, I don't even know who the eff she is.

Get better soon mystery-person-sibling-what's-her-face, who?

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Paris Hilton got people all scared in Vegas when she appeared with mysterious red blotches on her chest and smeared makeup shite on her beak nose.

But why was anyone scared? This is just a new strain of some STD. She's dumb enuf to wear her marks like an accessory. But if you don't eff her, you should be okay. No need to worry.

Parisite always reminds folks to use protection. She's good for something.

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One of our photographers asked him "Justin, did you hear about Britney shaving her head? What do you think about this?" He looked sort of sad or depressed once asked and as he was walking there was silence. After about 2 minutes of silence Justin said,

"It was a smart choice, she is starting over, cleaning herself up. It was something you wouldn't expect most people to do, so she is taking a chance."

His face was sort of concerned looking. Justin said, "She looks amazing, very GI-Jane, she can pull off anything."

Kelly Clarkson also weighed in.

"Well, she's still hot," Clarkson added. "So whatever. If you can pull that off, go for it. I like my hair, so I'm keeping it. That's crazy."

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LINKAGE
My Gawd, Fergie is fugly! - Celebrity Smack
Mary-Kate Olsen is still on crack?! I didn't know she was in the first place - Ninja Dude
OMG! He looks SO dumb - Evil Beet
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are still making whoopee - Gone Hollywood
Kelly Osbourne says family member has HIV - Bumpshack
Beyonce's new ads are causing drama - Juicy-News
Eva Longoria makes sure she shows up at every party - Into Gossip
Anna Nicole is ready for viewing - Monica Monroe
Paris Hilton's new STD outbreak? - Holy Candy
Melissa Etheridge's wife takes homophobic comments to heart - Celebitchy
New trailer from Quentin Tarantino's Grindhouse - Celebrity Puke
Which Lost star says he loves dressing up in women's clothing? - Girls Talkin' Smack
Ray Liotta arrested on DUI charges

I am SO appalled. Akon is from Africa, why doesn't he say there's no AIDS in Africa too?

Akon is currently the proud owner of a diamond mine in South Africa and is remarkably matter-of-fact about his acquisition.

"I don't even believe in conflict diamonds," he announces. "That's just a movie. Think about it. Ain't nobody thought about nothing about no conflict diamonds until the movie came out.

Where was all that shit before the movie? That's the problem with people - they believe everything they read or see on TV."

He slaps my knee and emits a hearty laugh. He's getting excited. "It's no different from The Blair Witch Project. Everybody thought that was real. That campaign and marketing was incredible. After that, they're getting Oscars.

Unless you go to Sierra Leone and see what's going down, don't believe everything you're reading or see on TV. Trust me."

Apparently, Akon has conducted extensive research in Sierra Leone and can confirm that there's no such thing as conflict diamonds. Well done and mad props!

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