March 2007 News Archive

MTV is debuting a new sketch comedy show on April 5th at 10:30pm called The Human Giant.

It features some of the funniest dudes from Best Week Ever and that's all the intro ya need. HILARIOUS!

Thanks Audrey!

Thora Birch's dad Jack Birch is so supportive, he demanded to watch his daughter's sex scene filmed for "The Winter of Frozen Dreams."

For intimate moments on sets, the director is there and the sets are closed, however, they opened the place up for Thora's daddy dearest.

"It was so wrong," said one insider. "The director is saying, ‘Harder! Faster!' and the father is giving Winters the thumbs up."Jack Birch was on the set every day giving orders - even telling director Eric Mandelbaum where to place his camera so that Thora would look her best.

Her dad, who "looks like Charles Manson" in a "full-length leather coat and wraparound sunglasses, even at night.

Was Thora nude during these scenes? She could have been wearing undies and pasties. That doesn't mean Jack's a pervert! * COUGH *

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Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes will be launching a children's fashion line.

The pair, who have bonded over their love of fashion and motherhood, are planning to combine their skills and passions by designing their own range for children."They are both really excited about this new project. As they are both mothers who love fashion, it couldn't have been more ideal for them."

Mixing a fashionista and a librarian look alike together to design clothes? Posh already has other clothing lines, but I hope she knows she's gonna hate Katie's fashion nonsense.

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Lindsay announced.

"I'm dating, I'm really happy and I'm having fun."

She also claims she learned things in rehab.

There's no way you can't learn a lot in a program like that, and it's good. I recommend it for anyone who needs it.

I'm hearing a lot of [critical] things if I go out, so that always sucks. But it's like, when do people not say it? They're always going to say things, so I expect it. But I'm feeling really good.

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Girls Gone Wild creator and sexist Joe Francis is expanding his empire by launching a topless restaurant chain.

Francis, a former boyfriend of Paris Hilton, plans to open diners in Cancun and Cabo San Lucas, Mexico by the end of 2007.The "sex sells" entrepreneur insists the dining experience will be fun and sexy. He tells the Los Angeles Business Journal,

"You'll be comfortable going in there, but you're gonna get a Girls Gone Wild experience."

Joe says that he's taking big tits international. His restaurants will be worldwide and topless servers will be "optional at night" in some locations.

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Mary Weiland is the baddest bitch in the game since Shanna Moakler punched Paris Hilton in the jaw.

Mary was arrested this weekend after cops say she took her husband's clothes (Velvet Revolver's Scott Weiland) and set that shit on fire! HOT!!! Pun intended.

The wife of Velvet Revolver frontman Scott Weiland was arrested this weekend after cops say she torched the rocker's $10,000 wardrobe in front of the couple's home in Toluca Lake, Ca.

According to police, 31-year-old Mary Weiland was booked for investigation of felony arson vandalism after cops responded to a "female burning clothes" call late Saturday evening.

The couple's two kids were placed in the custody of family friends.

She was booked at a Burbanks cop station just after midnight Sunday and released after posting $50,000 bail three hours later.

The arrest came only hours after the couple was kicked out of the Graciela Hotel in Burbank following a ferocious argument that left Weiland's room in shambles and blood on the linens.

Mary's a badass cuz she took her problems public. She burned her man's clothes in front of their house, she could have done that shit anywhere.

What a firecracker. Oops! There goes another pun. These two sound like they're made for each other. They must have the hottest makeup fucks ever. Dysfunctional.

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Hey, I didn't say it, I just typed it. TMZ's headline Anna's "Anus Is Unremarkable" is sensationalism at its best. Uh, should I call celeb gossip journalism?

Along with the list of nine drugs found in her system, Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy report bizarrely reveals that her "anus is unremarkable."

In the eight page report, Dr. Perper describes, in detail, the condition of Anna's body.

The report lists every mark on Anna's body, even tattoos.

Smith's body art included the words "Daniel" and "Papas," a pair of red lips, a Playboy bunny, a combination of a Christ head, a bible, a naked women's torso and a smiling Marilyn Monroe among others.

On a positive note, Anna's fingernails and toenails were both listed as "clean."

Ya gotta hand it to tmz for being so not so funny. Anyone wonder when the Anna Nicole coverage is going to end? Sometime in 2007, 2008?

Designer Donatella Versace's daughter Allegra is reportedly fighting for her life in a medical and psychiatric facility. She weighs only 70 pounds.

Insiders say the 20-year-old's condition is so dire she's under 24-hour supervision and must be fed through a naso-gastric tube.

A Versace family employee witnessed Allegra's deterioration. "It was the most sad and traumatic experience of my life," he said. "Her arms are like candlesticks. Her skin is this unnatural colour I've never seen before."

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Victoria Beckham was seen recently wearing some zip me down what-the-fug dress with her hot hubby David.

She's natural. These ain't no sugar tits.

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