Archive for March 16th, 2007
Pic of Lindsay Lohan at her party last night.
Lindsay Lohan was so concerned about her felon papa crashing a party she was deejaying at last night that she had the club go to serious lengths to prevent him from getting in.
Owners of Plumm nightclub in Manhattan posted “extra security” to keep Michael Lohan from slipping through, and even gave a photo of him to the door people, in case he tried to weasel his way in.
Michael, who served a two-year sentence on assault charges, was released from prison earlier this week.
Regardless of the extra security, Lindsay tapped into train wreck meets psycho bitch and began screaming at the crowd.
Lohan flipped out at shutterbugs, suddenly stopping the music and telling the crowd, “Listen, motherfuckers, if I see one more fucking flashbulb go off, I’m going to stop the music and I’m out of here.”
Her threat was met with utter silence: “You could hear a pin drop afterwards in the packed crowd.”
But don’t worry, after Lindsay’s eff you threat/announcement she was spotted taking pics of herself in the VIP area and the crowd reportedly loved her spinning style!
What? I want this ho to spin at one of my parties. Good work Linds.
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This is only one of the cutest pictures ever! - Celebrity Smack
In case you didn’t know, Justin Timberlake will flip if you mention this - Into Gossip
Which award did KiKi Dunst recently win? - Holy Candy
Despite reports, Kid Rock has not been charged with assault - Ninja Dude
What Does Bobby Brown say he wants? I think they should give it to him too. - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Ryan Seacrest checks his ass for firmness, lumps and cottage cheese ripples - Evil Beet
Find out what Oprah did today. As she would say, “This is huge!” Juicy-News
Nicole Richie is hooked on ADD drugs? Claims they suppress her appetite - Celebitchy
Which child actor turned major Jesus freak may appear on Lost? - Glitterati
In case some of you care to believe this, Nicole Richie and Joel are getting married! Find out when and where - Daily Stab
All the deets on movies hitting your local theater - Bumpshack
Should Tara Reid start wearing a bra? - Gone Hollywood
Anna Nicole’s drug emails - Monica Monroe
Eva Longwhoria’s Bebe ads (pictures) - Girls Talkin’ Smack
Details on the new Harry Potter book, need I say more? - Glossip
The worst idea EVER! 85 pound Nicole Richie counselling kids at fat camp?!!!!!!!!!! - Gabby
Is Taylor Hicks hot now?
Some scientists claim they can potentially identify fetuses hardwired for homosexuality, and the gap between recognition and intervention is quickly narrowing.
Lately some of the more notable research on the subject has focused on animals—namely, sheep. As it turns out, one in 10 rams prefers the company of other rams, a situation of considerable concern to the livestock industry.
Last December, following an intensive three-year study, researchers at two Oregon universities announced they had successfully used a hormonal patch to alter the brains of gay rams to make them mate with ewes—effectively turning them straight.
(The experiment didn’t go over well with some gay rights advocates, notably tennis player Martina Navratilova, who called the study “homophobic and cruel” and said it deprived the sheep of their “right” to be gay.)
In an article on the study in London’s Sunday Times, experts predicted that within a decade, similar patches would allow parents to change fetuses’ sexual orientation.
Now this is a tease. Somebody try this shit out on Clay Aiken, Ryan Seacrest, Sangina, P. Diddy and Tom Cruise! After the results are in, then we can trust this test.
* My list of queers is a joke or not, folks. Relax.
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I luv this cheesy “update” pic.
Just a few things.
As some of you may have noticed, I don’t update throughout the day as frequently on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
I’m unable to blog as many posts throughout the day on Tuesdays and Thursdays because I have what I refer to as “a new gig” that I go to on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I’ve had it for probably almost two months now, but saying the phrase “my new gig” sounds more interesting.
So, please check the site early and late on those days and you’ll get your gossip fix no doubt.
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* Have fun and HAPPY St. Patrick’s Day!!! *
Dallas Austin is a super successful producer with many, many hits under his belt. He also used to date Chilli, and, for some reason he’s coming out now claiming that “these bitches are fu*kin’ for tracks!”
In a new video Dallas says Xtina is a ho and Dallas also alleges that his former friend and her husband Jordan Bratman knows about it. According to Dallas, Christina Aguilera banged five of his friends. He also says Joss Stone is doing the same thing.
Grammy award winning songwriter and producer Dallas Austin is the subject of an explosive video interview where he accuses Christina Aguilera and British soul singer Joss Stone of providing sexual favors in exchange for production work on their CDs.
“Christina Aguilera, Joss Stone… all these bitches be fuckin’ for tracks,” Austin says in the video.
“You go in the studio with the regular girls like Ciara and them, they just want to get their work done. Fuck all these bitches fuckin’ for tracks.”
Dallas isn’t exactly a gentleman for making these claims, but I totally believe this. Joss Stone is currently dating a producer after she just wrapped up a relationship with a different producer before that. Desperate!
And Christina always claims that she’s “dirrrty” so no one should be surprised. Jerks who can’t keep their mouths shut make for really good stories. 
Dallas Austin’s videos about Joss and Christina Aguilera
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Former American Idol contestants Fantasia and Jennifer Hudson seem to enjoy doing their vulgar, wide-mouth laugh out loud shit for the cameras.
1st question: Which ho owns the most fugly when she does this?
2nd question: Who gives better oral?
1st Answer: They both look like dumb chicken heads when they open their mouth so everyone can see their tonsils. And I like chicken, so it pains me to insult them in that way.
2nd Answer: DUH! Jennifer Hudson gives better head. Braces never feel good. Just ask the dick that I don’t have and the brace faces I haven’t kissed.
Why am I dirty? This is what Fridays do to me. Knowing that Saint Patrick’s Day is tomorrow isn’t helping either.
Hugh Hefner on his relationship with Holly:
“She completes me. Everything I do is more enjoyable because I share it with her. We have common interests in movies and in music and we are very compatible sexually.
“Am I going to marry Holly? I don’t think so. But I do think that eventually Holly and I will have a monogamous relationship. Do Kendra and Bridget know that? Sure, it’s fine with them. They are here for different reasons.”
Different reasons? “I’m a realist,” is his reply. Then he goes back to the subject of Holly. “She’s as close as I’ve found in my life to a soulmate.”
“We are very compatible sexually?” = Holly sucks in bed. It also makes me wonder if Hugh and Holly have the same sex drive? Does she take Viagra too? If so, where can I get this female Viagra pill/patch stuff?
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Tyra Banks is brilliant! America would not be the same without her. She’s an interesting (the worst) talk show host around right now. She’s also a “fierce” host of America’s Next Top Model. Everything that spews from her mouth on the show is… well, I’ll let you decide.
Notable quotes from last Wednesday’s America’s Next Top Model broadcast:
Ms. Banks encouraged fug contestant Jaslene, a Puerto Rican contestant (who has been referred to as “Little Miss Cha Cha” more than once on the program), to embrace her culture.
Tyra then gave us an example of what embracing your culture truly is. “I sit up here and snap my fingers and say, ‘Girl, you lookin’ hoochie!’” Tyra preached. “Because that’s my culture.”
Tyra’s nonsense continued…
On Oprah: “I actually studied that Oprah episode and copied her body movements and phrases she used, exactly like she did them. She’s my idol!”
On Self-love: “I was having trouble sleeping that night, so I got outta bed, went over to my computer, and Googled myself. This time I typed in Tyra fat�and, child, I had no idea what was about to pop up on that screen.”
On Cellulite: “Usher was in the audience one year and I was soooooo paranoid that he saw my booty dimples.”
On Looking Busted: “I looked so funny at the flea market with my award show hair and Ugg-type Timberland boots on. Oh well, I loved my hair and I didn’t want it to go to waste so there I was at the flea market, looking kinda crazy, but FIERCE!!!!!”
On Herself, Rosa Parks 2.0: “I was the first African-American model to ever land the cover of that magazine. As we celebrate Black History Month this February, I can’t help but be proud of what I accomplished a decade ago.”
Radar
“Paris and I are not in the same crowd, I don’t know her. It’s strange to me to see the way all the young actresses are lumped together. It’s true that I am friends with Nicole Richie but that’s it.
“I think there’s a difference between people who are famous because of the work they do and fake celebrities.”
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Lindsay Lohan was so concerned about her felon papa crashing a party she was deejaying at last night that she had the club go to serious lengths to prevent him from getting in.
