Kevin isn’t getting anywhere near 19. The real story — put a decimal point between the 1 and the 9 and then reduce it significantly.
As for why K-Fed isn’t in a position to bargain — Britney’s disso-queen lawyer, Laura Wasser, drafted an airtight prenup before the marriage. Kevin will end up pocketing around a mil.
The divorce is winding its way to a quick end. Britney and Kevin are getting along, and they have agreed in principle to a custody arrangement. There will be a 50/50 custody split for now, but in the long run , Britney will get primary custody.
As for how Britney is doing, we’re told she has had an utter personality change since going into rehab. She has become “nice as well as reasonable,” according to a source who has contact with her.
The wife of Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards has a recurrence of her cancer, but her husband’s campaign for the presidency will go on, the candidate said Thursday.
“We are very optimistic about this,” Edwards said. “Having been through some struggles in the past, we know the key is to keep your head up and keep moving.”
“We feel incredibly optimistic. I do not expect my life to be significantly different,” Elizabeth Edwards said.
“The campaign goes on,” John Edwards said.
I watched John and his wife give their speeches. Elizabeth is so positive!
Elizabeth’s cancer has moved to her bone which means it is “treatable, but not curable.” She will have cancer for the rest of her life, but they’re very hopeful. I wish them all the best and I’m glad they’re not letting this slow them down. The campaign continues.
Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s super fug daughter Rumor wanted to show the world just how classy she is. Or maybe she only wanted her friends on Facebook to see this mess? Either way, her pics are all over the net now. The internet is evil, but not as dumb as this ho. Latex tastes like nastiness. Drunk already? Heading to “rehab” soon?
One celeb out, another one in. Fresh off the heels of Britney Spears’ release from Promises, Jesse Metcalfe has checked his dimples into rehab.
Jesse checked into the undisclosed rehab facility shortly after Page Six broke the story of the diva being thrown outta the Mondrian hotel in L.A. for acting “very angry” and “out of control.”
Coincidence in the timing anyone?
His rep issued the following statement:
“On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues. He realized he had a problem and was anxious to deal with it immediately.
The actor, best known as the hunky gardener on the ABC show ‘Desperate Housewives’ and the star of the film ‘John Tucker Must Die,’ hopes that the media will allow him the privacy to deal properly with his treatment.”
The actor, best known as the douche who no one really cares about has to have his rep give us bio hints about who the eff he is and why she wants us to care. We don’t. I don’t.
Why the eff can’t anyone drink for a few days without checking in?! Is it that serious, Jesse.?! Next train wreck, please.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s fiancee Isla Fisher was at the premier of her new movie The Lookout on Tuesday night. She made her appearance on the red carpet sans Borat. He was there, but he let her have her moment.The Lookout is a thriller starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt (dude from 3rd Rock From The Sun), wtf?! Can’t believe I remembered that title.
Joseph’s a mentally impaired janitor who finds himself in the middle of a bank heist. Isla’s his love interest.
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman at Nylon magazine’s 8th anniversary party. It wasn’t difficult for anyone to believe Dallas Austin’s allegations that Christina cheats. Every time we see a picture of Jordan we ask ourselves, “WHY?!!!” and “HOW?!”
Jenna Jameson basically blamed her ex for why she’s turned into a bone. She claimed he’s a crazy jerk, but it will all be over soon.
All be over soon? That’s not how adults do it these days! Her “ex” Justin Sterling fired back on his myspace. Cuz that’s what the damn website is for now - celebrity blogging.
PREACH ON BITCH - Blah Blah Blah … people in life are amazing!
It’s funny how individuals always believe their own bullshit.. or basically their side of the story… as flamboyantly as they might want to tell it.
Peeps will convince themselves that the shit they spout out of their mouths is the truth and that it justifies everything in their lil realm of reality!! This is man’s/woman’s best justification of actions and feelings.
I love to call it the “Denial Zone”. There are always 3 sides to the story and only one side to the truth.. It’s a funny theory, but it is a reality of life. People in general will always try to blame someone or some thing else for their own faults, inadequacies and/or weaknesses… this is a classic scenario and the best form of defiance!
At some point in all of our lives we have to face… REALITY .. and the majority of the times its is not fun, exciting, or something anyone wants to deal with. This is when the real people .. the ones with integrity and honesty step out from the pack.
I recently read a blog from someone blaming their physical appearance on circumstances and situations.. all of which are completely self perpetuated, on a victim or stress and circumstances.
At some point you just have to be honest with yourself… as much as it might hurt and say.. I need help, my life and what I am doing is wrong! At which point you need to become proactive in the rectification of the situation.
The saddest point about all of this is that most people have to hit rock bottom b4 they realize this simple truth….this is heart breaking to everyone that loves and supports that person. I always ask myself …why does it have to get this???
For the people that love and try to help.. well… we have an inherent flaw that is in most of us.. we want to help… we always want to come to the rescue; and the person in need has no control; abuses and consumes .. consumes like a psychic vampire!
These are just truths in life i like to pass on.. if they fit in your scenario of life, then appreciate them.
I will never use this forum as a personal place to verbally slaughter people and/or personas…. This is a place where I can rant and express….. My theory to life is something that I believe to be helpful… that’s it!
Take it for what it’s worth. I will do a blog later about what is happing in life…the last 4 weeks have been SIIIIIIKKKKK!!!!! That I will save for the next blog…
What the fuck is “the Denial Zone”? Sounds like a place I should be going. Do they serve beer?
“Psychic vampire!” - Once again, what the fuck is that? And how much do they charge for tarot card readings.
I will never use this forum as a personal place to verbally slaughter people and/or personas…. - thanks for the clarity, Justin. Clearly, your blog was a love poem about Jenna.
Not denying her attention whore roots, and being nothing but a dumb porn star, Jenna replied back.
Publicity hungry.. Just like always… he rears his ugly head, only when it might mean a little press for him. He wants to be a star so bad, and has ridden my coat tails for years.
I wish him luck, he wants it more than anyone I know. He gave everything up for it… period. It’s really too bad that he feels the need to bash me and not accept any blame for his hideous actions… but it will all come out in the end. The truth will set you free. Good luck… J
“he feels the need to bash me and not accept any blame for his hideous actions…” - And you didn’t do that yesterday, saying he’s the reason why your diet consists of semen shakes now and nothing else?
You know how there’s that saying, “I’ll bang your brains out”? This has happened to Jenna Jameson. Too much rough sex = not enough properly functioning brain cells left. It’s not a tragic situation, just don’t become a whore.
