Love Burns

Mary Weiland is the baddest bitch in the game since Shanna Moakler punched Paris Hilton in the jaw.

Mary was arrested this weekend after cops say she took her husband’s clothes (Velvet Revolver’s Scott Weiland) and set that shit on fire! HOT!!! Pun intended.

The wife of Velvet Revolver frontman Scott Weiland was arrested this weekend after cops say she torched the rocker’s $10,000 wardrobe in front of the couple’s home in Toluca Lake, Ca.

According to police, 31-year-old Mary Weiland was booked for investigation of felony arson vandalism after cops responded to a “female burning clothes” call late Saturday evening.

The couple’s two kids were placed in the custody of family friends.

She was booked at a Burbanks cop station just after midnight Sunday and released after posting $50,000 bail three hours later.

The arrest came only hours after the couple was kicked out of the Graciela Hotel in Burbank following a ferocious argument that left Weiland’s room in shambles and blood on the linens.

Mary’s a badass cuz she took her problems public. She burned her man’s clothes in front of their house, she could have done that shit anywhere.

What a firecracker. Oops! There goes another pun. These two sound like they’re made for each other. They must have the hottest makeup fucks ever. Dysfunctional.

UPDATE:
I still need to update my “about” “contact” and etc. headers, and I have tons of archives to move to the new site, but I hope ya likey.

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LINKAGE:
Do you wanna be a celebrity assistant? Find out the deets - Celebrity Smack
Jessica Simpson has a long way to go if she thinks she’s gonna be the new Angelina Jolie - Bumpshack
P. Diddy cares about being on camera more than discovering talent - Juicy News
Hilary Duff album review - Girls Talkin’ Smack
Is Avril Lavigne still picking fights? - Monica Monroe
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner made fun of each other - Into Gossip
Find out what song Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake will be recording together - Allie Is Wired
Is Jennifer Love Hewitt chunky or healthy? - Holy Candy
Lindsay Lohan hooked up with two guys this weekend, James Blunt and… - Ninja Dude
What’s Michael Jackson planning now? - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Courtney Love was making out with him?! - Evil Beet
Angelina Jolie’s brother says she doesn’t eat - Daily Stab
How did Ashlee Simpson get street cred? - Glitterati
This better just be a rumor - Gabby
Velvet Revolver’s Scott Weiland’s mug shot - Glosslip

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Anna Nicole Smith’s Anus Is “Unremarkable!”

Hey, I didn’t say it, I just typed it. TMZ’s headline Anna’s “Anus Is Unremarkable” is sensationalism at its best. Uh, should I call celeb gossip journalism?

Along with the list of nine drugs found in her system, Anna Nicole Smith’s autopsy report bizarrely reveals that her “anus is unremarkable.”

In the eight page report, Dr. Perper describes, in detail, the condition of Anna’s body.

The report lists every mark on Anna’s body, even tattoos.

Smith’s body art included the words “Daniel” and “Papas,” a pair of red lips, a Playboy bunny, a combination of a Christ head, a bible, a naked women’s torso and a smiling Marilyn Monroe among others.

On a positive note, Anna’s fingernails and toenails were both listed as “clean.”

Ya gotta hand it to tmz for being so not so funny. Anyone wonder when the Anna Nicole coverage is going to end? Sometime in 2007, 2008?

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Kevin Federline’s Birthday Party

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Versace’s 70 Pound Daughter

Designer Donatella Versace’s daughter Allegra is reportedly fighting for her life in a medical and psychiatric facility. She weighs only 70 pounds.

Insiders say the 20-year-old’s condition is so dire she’s under 24-hour supervision and must be fed through a naso-gastric tube.

A Versace family employee witnessed Allegra’s deterioration. “It was the most sad and traumatic experience of my life,” he said. “Her arms are like candlesticks. Her skin is this unnatural colour I’ve never seen before.”

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Quote Me Of The Day: Russell Simmons

“If I know 15 billionaires, then I know 13 unhappy people. These people’s lives might be filled with mansions and yachts and private jets, but their medicine cabinets are also filled with antidepressants.”

ny post, pic source

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Flotation Devices

Victoria Beckham was seen recently wearing some zip me down what-the-fug dress with her hot hubby David.

She’s natural. These ain’t no sugar tits.

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Hugh Hefner’s 81st Birthday Party

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Ass

Considering the size of the badonkadonk attached to Jennifer Lopez I felt “ass” pretty much captured everything in this post. No need for details.

The pants add a lot of thickness to her thighs but she doesn’t mind.

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