Anna Nicole Smith's Anus Is "Unremarkable!"

Hey, I didn't say it, I just typed it. TMZ's headline Anna's "Anus Is Unremarkable" is sensationalism at its best. Uh, should I call celeb gossip journalism?

Along with the list of nine drugs found in her system, Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy report bizarrely reveals that her "anus is unremarkable."

In the eight page report, Dr. Perper describes, in detail, the condition of Anna's body.

The report lists every mark on Anna's body, even tattoos.

Smith's body art included the words "Daniel" and "Papas," a pair of red lips, a Playboy bunny, a combination of a Christ head, a bible, a naked women's torso and a smiling Marilyn Monroe among others.

On a positive note, Anna's fingernails and toenails were both listed as "clean."

Ya gotta hand it to tmz for being so not so funny. Anyone wonder when the Anna Nicole coverage is going to end? Sometime in 2007, 2008?