#1 hit maker-producer Timbaland wants to make some money off bald train wreck, Britney Spears. Timbaland says he wants to help Britney.
"I feel her pain, it really bothers me. I'm the type of person who tries to save the world.
I just want to take her away, go overseas, and work [things] out... I asked Justin, 'How would you feel about me working with Britney?' I had to ask him that. I said, 'Would you do it with me?'"
Apparently, Justin didn't respond. Haha. Hehe. * Burp *
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be expecting a baby sometime soon.
The weird couple went to West Hollywood baby boutique last week looking for items for a boy's nursery.
The TomKat friend was overheard saying, "We want to be prepared for a baby boy." We're told the interested themes for the room were: sports, nursery rhyme, cartoon and the color blue.
The estimated cost for the eggshell blue-themed room alone is $45,000 -- and would include a custom-made blue and white antique crib, blue bedding and blue walls with floating clouds. The shop was also given a deadline of April 15, three days before Suri's first birthday, to come up with the designs.
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Ann Coulter's emailed response to Adam Nagourney about her John Edwards crack:
C'mon it was a joke. I would never insult gays by suggesting that they are like John Edwards. That would be mean.Did any of these guys say anything after I made the same remark about Al Gore last summer? Why not? What were they trying to say about Al Gore with their silence?
Joe Francis looks like a camel, acts like a savvy business man. The Girls Gone Wild founder offered the talentless Antonella Barba ho a $250,000 contract to appear in a video as a celebrity host!
Joe said, "We have reached out to Antonella Barba through her family and are trying to reach her directly in order to offer her a hosting job for one of our upcoming video projects.
Just like the American Idol judges, we at Girls Gone Wild are looking for a girl next door, with sexiness, attitude, a carefree spirit and a presence that will command the attention of the Nation."
Only $250,000! Isn't that an insult? I wanna believe my crotch is worth at least a million. Guys, I know you wanna believe your dick's worth at least $2 million. We're worth it, dammit!!
Antonella should take this offer tho. She has no voice and no future outside of porn.
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No wonder Reese was glowing at the Oscars! I think her and Jake would look awesome together.
Reese Witherspoon spent the weekend in New York with Jake Gyllenho. She visited his penthouse in Greenwich Village on March 1st.
So how did Jakey Pooh thank her? By going to her place the next day at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel to tap that ass!
Ryan Phillippe, being the scrub/has been that he is, is apparently mad as hell. He's been having blue balls since their split and he wants Reese back.
Ryan has been begging his soon-to-be ex-wife to give their relationship another shot and that he is determined to do whatever it takes to win back the love of his life.
Show me a man who doesn't ask for a second chance, and I'll show you a woman with a dick and a beard! Uh,... in other words, there's no such thing! Men always come running back. Good for Reese.
"Every stitch was a labor of love," says Beverly Hills designer Pol' Atteu, who crafted the dress that Smith wore for her burial on March 2. "My tears are all over that dress."The pink and ivory gown (with a matching tiara) was made of French lace, pearls and Swarovski crystals and took a day and a half to make.
The heart design and embroidered silk flowers over the bust symbolize Smith's devastation over son Daniel's death, "She died of a broken heart."
The "died of a broken heart" quote is cheesy like cheddar on crackers, heh. But the dress is pink, Anna's fave color. I'm sure she would have liked it.
Jennifer Hudson just nixed a $3 million role in a Warner Bros. flick because of a nude scene! And here's the stunning twist:It's not even Jennifer's character that gets naked! But the feisty young star told execs that even though she's not required to flash flesh, she'll never condone nudity by appearing in any flick that features it... because she's a role model for aspiring young black women.
Being nude is being a role model! Especially if you look damn good doing it. Jen's just jealous no one wants her to bare all.
source: ontd
These pics could make any straight man queer in a heartbeat. Suddenly, I feel more heterosexual. Works both ways.
Before you dance with Federsperm, Ladies, make sure you're taking an adequate, the strongest form of birth control out there.
Kevin Federline wants his one or two fans to go celebrate with him at his birthday parties.
Party Like a Celebrity at Kevin Federline's Private Birthday Bashes in Los Angeles & Vegas!Kevin Federline is offering fans who search the web at www.searchwithkevin.com an exclusive chance to win tickets to his private birthday bashes in Los Angeles (March 21) and Las Vegas (March 24).
The more sweepstakes entries you earn, the better chance you have of winning the grand prize party tickets. www.searchwithkevin.com requires no registration.
Simply use www.searchwithkevin.com every day just like you would use any search engine. Sweepstakes and instant prize winners are selected every few hours. The 10 grand prize winners (+ guests) will be announced on March 19th.
25 runner-up winners will also receive autograph photos, while T-shirts will be awarded as 'instant-win' prizes.
Contest winners need to provide their own travel and accommodations. - Kevin's broke ass can't even afford your travel! So why the eff would I spend money on getting pregnant?!
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