March 2007 News Archive (Page 2)

Considering the size of the badonkadonk attached to Jennifer Lopez I felt "ass" pretty much captured everything in this post. No need for details.

The pants add a lot of thickness to her thighs but she doesn't mind.

The dumb bitch known as "J" blogs about Day 9:

I know I promised you guys a YouTube video, but I am just feeling too tired and weak to do it tonight. I don't even know how I'm typing this right now.

It's getting to a point where I don't know if I can continue on like this anymore, my parents are starting to get concerned. i am going to try my best to make it until Wednesday night though. We'll see.

anyway, i'm gonna go back to sleep now.

peace.

-j

Some douche named Matt goes on a diet joins the Sanjaya hunger strike too.

Kelly Rowland's been lookin' all kinds of hot lately. She's definitely stepped up her game and she has a new album comin' out soon. Let's hope she'll make it post Destiny's Child.
Kelly and Dwayne Wade, just friends.

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Charlie Tiger, Chief of the Seminole Police Department, just announced there was no evidence of illegal drugs on the day Anna Nicole died and there was no evidence of foul play.

Charlie said it was an accidental overdose.

It was also just announced that Howard K. Stern won't be charged for Anna's murder:

Chief Tiger says Howard Stern will not be prosecuted. Stern's computer was checked and there was no evidence of anything untoward.

Details about the cause of Anna's death were right. Reports from Star and The National Enquirer surfaced last week claiming that before Anna Arrived in Florida, she injected something into her left butt cheek.

The next day, she got very sick and had a 105 fever. She refused to go to the hospital, took some meds and went to bed.

She apparently felt better, ate breakfast and she took a chloral hydrate before going to bed. She then woke up at 10 in the am according to Howard K Stern and he left.

Then at 1:30, a woman found Anna Nicole. She was non-responsive. They found a large abscess in her ass cheek that was causing her pain. They believe the fever was due to a blood infection from using an infected needle. Tests only found methadone in her system. She may have had methadone days before she died. She tested negative for all other drugs.

UPDATE:

- 9 prescriptions drugs found in her blood stream (ativan, valium, benadryl, etc) but all were at therapeutic levels.

- High doses of chlora hydrate were found (metabolites) in her system (these pills are broken down very fast, and this is why they weren't found in the initial autopsy) and the official cause of death is:

Combined drug intoxication. The reaction of the sleeping pills plus the levels of all the therapeutic drugs in her system, is what killed her. Add on a raging flu and a slight infection from the abscess and thus we have Anna Nicole, dead of an accidental overdose.

- Homicide and suicide were considered and nothing points to that. The levels of the drugs were not high enough for an overdose, accidental or otherwise. Was a fluke that the pills she had reacted badly with the sleeping pills she was newly on. No suggested force feeding, and no way to "slip her" the sleeping pills due to the horrid taste.

According to Chief of Seminole police Charlie Tiger:

- No evidence of illegal drugs
- No foul play
- Nothing unusual on security camera tapes from hotel
- Nothing on HKS's or ANS's laptop, but these were the new evidence delaying the autopsy
- Accidental overdose according to Charlie Tiger
- No criminal charges to be laid at this point

NBC, tmz, ontd

About the dehydration incident:

"It actually made me really upset because I did not need to go to the hospital at all - it's just another headline. I was just tired, and I left [the hospital] after 10 minutes."

What led up to it:

"The hours" that I'm doing are really crazy right now. I was getting my hair and makeup done in the morning and I turned the heat on to 90, which I probably shouldn't have done, but I like it really hot in my room.

I hadn't eaten breakfast yet and I asked for a bowl of cereal, but when you're on a big set it has to go through 15 people to even get to me. I walked outside and I just wasn't feeling like myself. There wasn't an on-set doctor, so instead they took me to a hospital. There was absolutely nothing wrong with me."

On the most annoying rumor about her:

"I don't care about any other rumor except the one that I have an eating disorder. That really bothers me because there are people who truly have eating disorders and it is a serious disease.

To put that title on someone when it is not true is disrespectful. I've repeatedly said, 'No, I don't have an eating disorder,' and it has fallen on deaf ears."

On reports that she takes diet drugs:

"This is totally ridiculous. The second I gain weight it's like, 'She's had gastric bypass surgery reversed!' It's sad because what I've come to realize from watching TV and reading magazines is that it's not me that's weight- obsessed.

America is weight-obsessed. It's either, 'This person has an eating disorder,' or 'How to lose 5 pounds in 10 days.' Everything is about diet and body image."

Kevin isn't getting anywhere near 19. The real story -- put a decimal point between the 1 and the 9 and then reduce it significantly.

As for why K-Fed isn't in a position to bargain -- Britney's disso-queen lawyer, Laura Wasser, drafted an airtight prenup before the marriage. Kevin will end up pocketing around a mil.

The divorce is winding its way to a quick end. Britney and Kevin are getting along, and they have agreed in principle to a custody arrangement. There will be a 50/50 custody split for now, but in the long run , Britney will get primary custody.

As for how Britney is doing, we're told she has had an utter personality change since going into rehab. She has become "nice as well as reasonable," according to a source who has contact with her.

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