March 2007 News Archive (Page 20)

Some Canadians have come up with a concept of "Green Sex."

You too can "get it on for the good of the planet" with a few helpful suggestions from treehugger.com.

You can screw without screwing over the environment with eco-friendly sex toys and accessories. Babeland.com offers a "Eco-Sexy Kit" so you can go green while you fuck.

This kit includes a "phthalate-free vibrator, soy massage candle, a natural lubricant isn't spit a "natural lubricant"? They did that in Brokeback Mountain with no animal-testing or derivatives, and condoms."

If you wanna boink "Greenpeace Style" TreeHugger offers many products including:

S&M paddles made from sustainably harvested timber, lingerie made with renewable fibres such as hemp (Enamore), bamboo (Butta) and other organic goodness (GreenKnickers, Buenostyle, Peau Ethique).

If you're not in the mood yet, peep out VegPorn.Com. It's a porn site for veggie lovers. Lmao. One of their slogans is "Eat pussy not pork." - Hey, I didn't say it, I just typed it. Someone should use that as a pickup line.

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Sen. Barack Obama may be the brightest political star around, but that doesn't mean he can't appreciate a good booty when he sees one.

Barack was the main attraction at a fund-raiser bash at record exec's L.A. Reid's crib. Everybody was there, but he was crazy into Beyonce.

Feasting his eyes on Beyoncé, the candidate said: "I never do this, but can I ask for your autograph?" The admiration seemed mutual as they posed for a photo. "I want a copy of that picture!" said Obama.

I wonder what Barack wants to do with that pic?! Beyonce should have been asking Mr. Obama for an autograph.

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Her fashion has inspired a generation of young viewers with its California chic look of flirty dresses and trendy tops usually complemented with a signature headband.

Now legions of young women can emulate Lauren Conrad's fresh style in the real world and online.

MTV Networks and Lauren Conrad -- the star of MTV's popular series "The Hills" -- today announce the first-ever celebrity-inspired digital fashion line to be introduced in the Virtual Hills virtual world.

In addition, Lauren will develop a real-world fashion line that will be available in high-end boutiques, retail stores and online later this fall.

Great! I like Lauren. Work it out now.

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Jason Wahler, a star on MTV's The Hills and formerly of Laguna Beach, was sentenced Tuesday in Los Angeles to two months in jail for the beating of two men.

In September 2006, Wahler was traveling in a car with friends when their vehicle was blocked by a tow truck attempting to move an illegally parked car.

Wahler, whose blood alcohol level was .22 percent at the time, got out of the car and punched one of two tow truck drivers and one city employee, authorities said.

One of Wahler's companions also allegedly kicked one of the drivers and spit in his face. According to prosecutors, Wahler, 20, used racial slurs during the altercation. Wahler is white. Two of the victims are African-American.

Wahler pleaded no contest to one count of battery. In addition to jail, he was ordered to attend a one-day program at the Museum of Tolerance.

A rep for Wahler was not immediately reachable for comment.

In a separate incident, Wahler was arrested late Friday night in Greenville, N.C., for underage drinking and resisting a public officer during a raid against a local nightclub.

Wahler was released on $1,000 bond several hours later.

OMG!!! Why is the truth just coming out that Jason's a racist bastard?! It really sucks when "celebs" are D-List, you find out about incidents much, much later.

Everyone found out about Brandy's deadly car accident like one month after the wreck. Completely ridic!

And to think, Jason said he likes Pop On The Pop. He sucks! I'm happy this spoiled a-hole is going to jail. Sweet justice always makes me smile.

UPDATE: Jason's sentence is:

• 60 days in Los Angeles County Jail
• Ordered to attend 104 AA meetings
• 36 hours of anger management classes

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Where would we all be without hearing what wisdom Rosie O'Donnell has to give?!

Rosie entered the Antonella Barba racy pic scandal by opening her pie hole on The View today.

Rosie addressed the fact that Frenchie Davis was booted off American Idol in season 2 for once appearing on an adult Web site and Barba remains on the show. "Why is it that Frenchie was kicked off and this girl was not?"

When airhead cohost Elisabeth Hasselbeck suggested it may have been because Davis' topless pics were only available on a pay-per-view site, Rosie said it doesn't matter.

"I think it's racist. I do," said O'Donnell, adding in reference to Davis, "I think it's because she's black." She added (eventually sounding like Elmer Fudd), "It's weightist and wacist, too, you wascally wabbit." Furthermore, O'Donnell said of Barba, "She can't sing a note, by the way."

Davis herself has questioned the fairness of the situation. "I think it's fantastic if Idol has evolved and I think it's fantastic she won't have to go through what I went through four years ago," the singer told the New York Post.

"But if the rules have changed, I believe there should be something to make up for the fact that I was humiliated needlessly."

Should Frenchie let it go?! I say no. She's pretending like she's pissed so she can give interviews. It's working. Keep at it, start a boycott, then sell some shirts on eBay.

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This is one CRAZY investigation!

TMZ says the Beverly Hills Police Department is investigating none other than Bones Richie's boyfriend and Good Charlotte frontman, Joel Madden.

A female photographer filed a "crime report" claiming he attacked her during a violent confrontation over the weekend. What the huh?!

According to police sources, the woman claimed Madden confronted her as she attempted to take his picture in Beverly Hills, saying that Madden then swung his arm and struck her on the left breast "with the heel of his hand."

The photographer told TMZ that she has a welt to prove it, and had to see a doctor for treatment.

Hours later, TMZ shot video of Madden throwing a forceful, open-handed stiff-arm into the chest of another paparazzo outside of a popular Beverly Hills restaurant, while trying to clear a path for his girlfriend, Nicole Richie.

Police reps also tell TMZ that they take every claim seriously, and a crime report was taken on this incident.

Alright, I glanced at the clip the other day and I didn't see much of nuthin'. Yes, Joel's famous, but everyone always sues anyone with more than $3 in their savings account. It's ridiculous!!!

I wonder if I'll ever be successful enuf for someone to wanna sue me. My net worth right now is a few sticks of gum and half a bag of Doritos.

The Devil Wears Prada actress Anne Hathaway has dished the dirt on some of Hollywood's hunkiest leading men and how they like to kiss.

And while she rates Becoming Jane co-star James McAvoy as a true gent who never tries to slip the tongue - Anne reveals that Jake Gyllenhaal asked to touch her boobs in Brokeback Mountain. She told radio station Heart:

"Sometimes you work with actors, and they can be lovely guys, but they have kind of dodgy instincts when it comes to kissing in scenes. They want to try to make it look a bit too real if you know what I mean.

With James, right before we started he turned to me and said 'closed mouths, no tongue' and that's what I normally say to people - so it was a pleasure."

Anne then cheekily added:"There was this scene in Brokeback Mountain where I get my kit off and I'm in the car with Jake Gyllenhaal and he's touched my shoulder and he's touched my stomach and he's touched around my back. Everywhere except for, you know, 'the girls'.

So the director yells cut and we go behind a screen and I'm putting my clothes back on and Jake comes up to me and says: 'Annie, the thing is, the scene, in real life I would… and the director's not yelling cut, so… can I?' I just turned to him and said: 'It's okay Jake, yes, you can touch my boobs.'"

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What's Spring Breakdown about?It's a comedy. Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, and Parker Posey were dorks in college and never had a spring break. I'm in a group of girls called "the Sevens"â€"there are seven of us, and we wear Seven jeansâ€"and we're the hot girls. Amy Poehler wants to hang out with us, so we make her over.

Didn't Amy Poehler make fun of you on Saturday Night Live?
It was Weekend Update. She said something like, "Kristin Cavallari was seen canoodling with the Taliban." It was funny.

You dated Nick Lachey. How bad did the paparazzi get?
I'd have twelve cars waiting outside my house. I was 19. The paparazzi got out of hand. My makeup artist always told me that if you're nice to them, they'll be nice to you.

Laguna Beach is scripted, right? You can tell us.
I don't see Laguna Beach as a reality show. The producers would say, "Kristin, come here at this time to have lunch with this person to talk about this. Ask him this specific question." In one scene my hair is short, and in the next scene it's down to here. How does anyone not notice that?

Is it true that people in Laguna want to kick MTV out?
Laguna Beach is so small and artsy and old. All of a sudden, MTV comes in and corrupts it. Now there are Laguna Beach tours of the restaurants and clothing store we would go to.

Do people in Los Angeles ever stay in on a Friday night?
Very few. It's the same people, the same thing, every single night. This L.A. lifestyle isn't really for me. Everyone's naked. The plastic surgery thing. It gets old. It's hard to meet a guy here.

Are you one of those pretty girls who's convinced she's a nerd at heart?
No, I never say I'm a nerd.

I love that Kristin outs MTV. "Reality" shows are scripted trash.

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"I'm a black woman and in our society hips and thighs are considered beautiful," the Daily Star quoted her as saying.

"I go to radio stations and guys were like, 'Where's Beyonce?'. 'I would look in the mirror and not feel like a woman. I didn't feel sexy.

"People in the fashion industry were like, 'Oh my God, you look beautiful'," she added.

"But to me it's important to feel like me in my own skin and I didn't feel like myself when I was thinner. Plus, it's heaps more fun to be able to eat pizza again!"

Er,... okay, we all know Beyonce would never say anything is "heaps more fun," Puh-lease! But I have heard her say that she didn't feel sexy and people were like, 'Where's Beyonce?' I've seen her say that before, so this quote is credible.

It's real annoying to hear B mentioning how thick she is. Yes, she's curvy but Beyonce's still tiny. She eats pizza, then she may possibly get rid of that pizza (fill in the blank) - through exercise, of course! Yeah...

And Vanity Fair reported that Beyonce only ate one slice when they brought pizza on the set of their photoshoot. So this bitch needs to shut up and stop talking about pizza! I want some now. Dammit!! Actually, I don't, but she still needs to shut it up. Next.

Oh, ya, and thighs and hips are always sexy. Embrace them peoples. :)

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No word on whether or not these pics were taken before or after she "detoxed" in rehab? Linds looks wasted.
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