March 2007 News Archive (Page 22)

Former "Laguna Beach" has been and asshole Jason Wahler was arrested and booked this weekend after cops say he "resisted a public officer" during a raid on underage drinkers in North Carolina.

According to police sources, the 20-year-old lied about his age when he was approached inside Rumors nightclub by members of the Alcohol Law Enforcement Division.Wahler claimed he wasn't carrying any ID that night,

but insisted that police could "check TMZ.com" to verify his identity! Wahler was taken to Pitt County Jail early Saturday morning, where sources claim he was anything but cooperative, shouting multiple obscenities throughout the booking process. After spending just a few hours behind bars, Wahler was released on $1000 bail.

Jason's ass is due back in court in April.

He has a history of being a douche. Jason was arrested for misdemeanor battery after an altercation with a tow truck driver in September. Three weeks later, he was ordered to complete five days of community service after he was arrested in New York for disorderly conduct.

Jason looks like he's 27, I don't know why the cops would ask for his I.D. in the first place. And boozin' it up in North Carolina?! Sounds like he's going places, literally.

Anyone agree with him?

Simon Cowell slams Britney Spears and Brit's Robbie Williams for checking into rehab, saying that they have no idea of what hard life really is.

Britney's currently in Promises in Malibu while Williams is seeking treatment for an addiction to painkillers at The Meadows clinic in Arizona.

Simon says,

"This whole thing is a total indulgence. Britney and Robbie need to get a grip. I don't know what's going on in Britney's head but my attitude is I couldn't care less. She should go back and live with her mum for six months.

I went to a deprived part of the world recently... It really opened my eyes. You can feel sorry for yourself over the smallest things, but then you look at the world and you think, 'I've got nothing to complain about.'

"So when I hear about the Robbies and the Britneys going to into rehab, I think, 'I'll tell you what rehab is. Go to where I just went, where people are really suffering and then you'll see just how good your life is.'

I mean Britney is not working in a coal mine is she? You are whisked to the studio in a very large limo, you are flown around in private jet, everyone will agree with you and physically making an album is a doddle."

Depression's not about working in a coal mine. Having a limo, a jet, and more won't make ya happy. Effing Kevin Federline's brains out makes Britney happy, and that's over. Everyone knows that's what this is all about.

Shut it up, Simon.

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"If we're crying and you're holding us and get a hard-on, we deduct points. And getting a boner while we're sleeping next to you is not an excuse to wake us up."

 

Courtney Cox's advice for men in Esquire's "10 Things You Don't Know About Women" column.

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Christina and friends at her afterparty at Pure.
Actually, Christina needs to lay off on the orange tan a bit. Has she heard of the beach?

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"Jennifer Hudson said American Idol was a 'stepping stone' for her. Stepping stone? It was her big opportunity to become noticed and she got noticed and she got Dreamgirls," Cowell said, noting that other past contestants "deliberately turn against the show that made them successful.

The reason (people) come on the show is because all the doors had been slammed in their face."

As for Taylor Hicks, who won season 5's competition, "They (Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson) loved him. I couldn't stand him. I didn't get it," Cowell snapped, adding that "at the end of the day you have to find a bona fide recording artist.

Just because you win the show doesn't mean you will sell a lot of records. Chris (Daughtry) is the one who sold the albums, not Taylor."

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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen in Paris debuting their new clothing line.

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I LUV it!! Rachel's so hot. Now if you can put on some of the ugliest, most over the top dresses out there and still look good, you're what they call "fierce."

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David Beckham suffered a knee injury Sunday night during his match with Madrid.

Beckham hurt his right knee and limped off after he ran into the "advertising hoardings" behind the goal, BBC News reports. The injury occurred during the second half of his team Real Madrid's 1-1 draw against Getafe.

David will undergo tests Monday to determine the extent of his injury. He'll also miss his game on Wednesday.

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Daniel Radcliffe signs on to do two more Harry Potter films
Jared Leto broke his nose at his concert
Elizabeth Hurley got married
Nicole Richie was hospitalized and treated for dehydration instead of starvation
Everyone's visiting Anna's grave site
Brooke Shields says Britney can talk to her if she needs her
Did Kellie Pickler get her boobies done?
Victoria Beckham's pig attack
Video of Rosie O'Donnell treating Elisabeth like crap on The View
Ann Coulter calls John Edwards a f*ggot

Hmmm, Lil Kim... she, uh... her ring looks nice.

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