March 2007 News Archive (Page 23)

The proof is in the pics.

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Kelis was arrested this morning in Miami after screaming racial slurs at undercover cops posing as hookers. Er, why? Kelis dresses like a $5 ho on most days...

Ms. Milkshake started going off and began to run towards the cops. Luvin' it! She's so dangerous her friends apparently had to hold her back. No one knows what racial slurs she screamed or why she took it there in the first place.

Kelis started screaming racial slurs at the women. She continued screaming and rushed toward them, and had to be restrained by friends, a police report said. According to the report, Kelis' "actions caused people walking by to stop and form a crowd. The sidewalk was blocked by the disturbance, causing people to walk in the street and causing traffic to stop."

 

Duh, traffic stopped! That's how you do when you're ghetto. Why have a lil argument when you can create a scene?! I'm crowning this bitch the ghetto fabulous Michael Richards.

Unfortunately, no word on whether or not someone was capturing her breakdown on their camera phone.

Kelis has been charged with two misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and for resisting arrest.

Street cred!

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Anna's ceremony was described as "beautiful."

Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern, Virgie Arthur and several hundred more of Anna Nicole Smith's closest friends and family paid their last respects to the former Playboy Playmate and TRIMSPA spokesperson in a private ceremony at Mount Horeb Baptist Church in Nassau earlier today.

After the service, Anna's coffin was moved to Lake View cemetery, for the burial -- the final chapter in the tumultuous life of Anna Nicole Smith ... perhaps. Splash News has been hired as the official photographer of the funeral.

Proceeds from the sale of this and other photographs are being donated to the Dannielynn Hope Trust Fund.

Splash News was hired to photograph Anna's funeral? The same Splash News who shot footage of Anna as she died, then sold it for... what was it, $1 Million?!!!

Oh, the paparazzi! Someone should have hired real photographers instead of these sleazy pigs.

Moving along, I like that pic of beautiful Anna. May she FINALLY rest in peace with her son Daniel.

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Britney goes shopping online, picks up the clothes at her cousin's house.

Britney Spears left rehab for the second time this week (she stepped out for an AA meeting on Wednesday), for a little retail therapy of her own.

In the company of a driver and two bodyguards, she left the Malibu facility at around 7:30 p.m. last night.

She then headed to an apartment on Inglewood Blvd. in Culver City, California, where the pop star met up with her cousin Alli, with whom she's been in close contact since entering rehab.

The pair spent 20 minutes inside the residence and returned to the car with a bag from the posh L.A. clothing boutique Intuition that appeared to be full of clothes.

Not much to report in this post. Boring! I'm annoyed with Brit anyway. I haven't seen her scalp in a while.

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Staff at a top London dance studio breathe a sigh of relief as Heather Mills quit the studio after just one day.

Sir Paul McCartney's ex had booked Pineapple Dance Studios in Covent Garden for this entire week to undergo secret practice sessions with top choreographers for Dancing With The Stars - but pulled out at the last minute.

During her one day in the posh London venue Heather insisted the blinds were always closed and was strict on security.

She didn't want anybody finding out she was there, especially after a disability campaign group attacked her this week for using her disabled parking badge even though she's taking part in a dancing show.

The former model, 39, also had staff on call at all times in case she needed anything so they're probably glad she's gone.

One onlooker said: "They hadn't seen anything like it since Madonna filmed a music video there last year. She was quite demanding."

But Heather didn't get off scott free - she has to fork out over £50 an hour for the entire week she booked for.

I can't stand this golddigger, but watching Heather dance around on her fake leg would be so entertaining!

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Angelina Jolie has filed papers to adopt a child in Vietnam, the country's top adoption official said Friday.

According to the Associated Press, the director of Vietnam's International Adoption Agency said an American adoption agency representing Jolie had submitted the paperwork.

"She just filed the papers this week," Vu Duc Long said. Jolie, 31, and Brad Pitt, 43, are already parents to son Maddox, 5, and daughters Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 9 months.

In December Angie said she wanted more kids. "I'd like to add many more children and many more obstacles and many more things to my life," she told reporters while promoting her movie The Good Shepherd.

And Brad told People in January that he and Jolie were hoping to expand their family. "Always, of course," he said. "We'll let you know when we get there."

Kelly Clarkson posted a message in her journal about her new album.

My cd is finished!! We're now starting to schedule all the promo stuff and photo shoots and I'm so pumped! I can't wait for y'all to hear the album!

The album is called "My December" and a few words to describe it : intimate, raw, personal, rock (although some are very sweet and soft), and I can't wait to perform every song on it! i really hope y'all dig it!

Not only is Antonella one of the worst singers I've ever heard, she's managed to stay on American Idol for that very same reason. She's horrible, but peeps like staring at her tits.

Antonella's also a stand-up comedian. When Simon Cowell said she can't sing she said, "Simon was wrong about Jennifer Hudson, so…"

Suddenly, I was in hysterics! I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. Um,... Jennifer Hudson can sing! Ironically, Simon's the only one defending her pathetic ass in the press for taking those cheap, dumb whore pics.

Antonella, you delusional whore. Next week just go ahead and claim you're the next Whitney Houston. After we stop laughing at you, we'll forgive you.

"I am embarrassed that this has become a public matter and disappointed that Touchstone felt it necessary to divulge private employment information. I had hoped I would be able to deal with this issue confidentially with my bosses.

I dropped out of the renegotiation simply because I wanted to treat myself with the respect I was not getting from them.

No matter how unhappy I am about their decision to respond to this publicly, I continue to be passionate about and committed to this character."

I won't feel bad for Katherine if ABC kills her off the show. She's forgetting who employs her ass. Shut it up.

Grey's brings the drama on and off camera.

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For some reason I feel like I can't get enuf of this super baby.

holy candy