March 2007 News Archive (Page 4)

Like Mother, Like Firecrotch. Lindsay Lohan's Mom Dresses For Business

Like her business takes place on the street, and her services cost $30 an hour. Overpriced! I love Dina Lohan. Yes, this bitch once referred to herself as "the White Oprah" and I adore her for it! That's bold and delusional. In other words, as Tyra would say, she's "FIERCE!"

Dina opens up in Harper's Bazaar.

On The Paparazzi:
"Look at me.
Diana will happen again."

On Lindsay Being an Alcoholic:
"We're just so misunderstood
. She is just a 20-year-old who had to reel it in. And she's from an addictive personality genetically.

On Paris Hilton:
"Some of these kids are just lost. Paris Hilton's mom was wonderfully embracing to me. You know, you can't blame parents for kids, and Paris is a really smart girl, and she's come really far.

They're the American dream. They're the Trumps of the little world, these kids. Lindsay at 26 is not going to clubs! She's not. It's just not happening."

On Britney Spears:
"I don't know her mom. But I love this kid, and I feel so badly for her because I'm a mom. The girl is a beautiful kid.

She married some guy just to get out of the limelight. Cut her some slack. Her mother, I'm surprised she didn't come forward.

I'm not gonna sit back and go, 'You're gonna trash my kid?' If my daughter was in high school, I would be at the principal's office. Hello?"

On partying with her daughter:
"Listen to me. Lindsay would drag me, literally drag my loser butt there and say, 'I need you to know who these people are.' Yeah, she trusts my judgment.

She's in such a whirlwind; she's in a tornado. I mean, we're talking serious earthquake, you know?

Oh, the party mom, the party mom, the party mom! Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, I'm not the party mom! You throw enough pasta on the walls, some pasta's going to stick, okay?"

On Lying About Being Lindsay's Mom:
The elder Lohan said she sometimes introduces herself as her daughter's personal assistant. She even once lied about her identity to
George Clooney.

"I don't want them to know I'm her mom. It's a whole 'nother demographic. People just go dark."

On Going Out:
"If you can button it and clip it when you're in your 40s, you're going out,"
she said as she put her hand in the air to solicit a high-five from the Harper's reporter.

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Adam Brody: Still Hot?

I say fug no! And he's always been a bit scrawny anywho. Done. :)

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Kevin Federline Is Awarded $20 Million In Britney Spears Divorce Settlement!!!

Kevin Federsperm has put up a fight for Jayden James and SPF and it has finally paid off! Britney Spears' mom and Kfed have been taking care of the brats while she's been in rehab, but Kevin's keeping tabs on Brit's progress. She'll get the kids when she's capable of being a good baby mama.

Spears, 25, now has custodial visitation of 18-month-old Sean Preston and 6-month-old Jayden James, and will be granted more custody rights over her children as she proves that she can maintain a stable lifestyle.

"They are not going to return custody to Britney as a reward for doing her stint in rehab. Kevin's had the children for six weeks and he will continue to have full custody."

The two have also reached an a divorce settlement agreement. Britney will reportedly give Federsperm $20 Million for their two year marriage. He will also receive half of the sale from their Malibu mansion.

And we were all mocking Federsperm for trying to be a rapper! Who needs music when you knocked up a rich bitch twice?!

It's obvious that Federsperm has also revamped his image. He's been successfully keeping a low profile. I expect this Daddy Dude to take over the world by storm, slowly but surely. It's goin' down y'all, and I'm not even joking this time.

Mad props to the pimp of the decade - Kevin Federline!!!

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Reminder: I'm Giving Away Free Swag!

I have free Nautica Jeans to give away to one of my MALE readers! Some info on the jeans: Available in Three Shades of Indigo with a Slimmer Fit and Vintage Detailing

Nautica Jeans Co. debuts a new jean for spring 2007 called the N-Series Straight Leg jean. After extensive consumer research, fit testing and feedback from vendors and retail partners, Nautica Jeans Co.® has created a versatile new jean for the 20-something male.

The N-Series® Straight Leg jean can easily be paired with any outfit â€" a perfect choice for either casual or more formal occasions. With a variety of color offerings, a closer body fit, and a fashionably detailed construction, the N-Series® Straight Leg jean is a staple style for any man's wardrobe.

The jeans are hot!!! They're also available in styles other than "straight leg." All you have to do is answer the following question "I should win the Nautica jeans because ____________".

Get jiggy wit it! I felt like going there, and damn it felt good! So get creative, fun, even boring (just bore me in a relaxing way). Do whatcha wanna with that sentence and you may be the winner! HAWT!!!

So puh-lease get your emails in ASAP!!! I know how easy it is to forget these things.

Considering just how lazy I am, I'll be giving you guys 1 whole week to get that email to my inbox. Contest ends Friday MARCH 24th.

Email: JoyA@poponthepop.com

For more on the jeans visit www.nauticajeansco.com or livenjeans.com

Have Fun!! :)

The Newest Member Of The Celebrity DUI Club, Vivica Fox

Vivica A Fox was arrested for DUI last night on the 101 Freeway in the San Fernando Valley.

It all went down at 10:57 p.m. Fox was going 80mph when officers went after the 2007 Cadillac Escalade she was rollin' in.

Can you roll at 80 mph? Next thing she knew, she was being followed. The cops chased Vivica's drunken ass down then made her do a field sobriety test which she failed miserably! Hahaha.

Cops: Walk in a straight line please.Vivica: With my heels on?

Cops: Yes.

Vivica: But I'm in stilettos right now, I just got my hair did and it's cold. I don't want the wind to mess wit it.

Cops: Walk in a straight line Ms. Fox.

Vivica: Is you gettin' rude? Don't disrespeck me!

50 Cent's ex and Dancing With The Has Beens former contestant was then placed under arrest on suspicion of driving under the influence!

Fox was taken to Van Nuys jail where she submitted to two breathalyzer tests. CHP spokesman Leland Tang said, "It was definitely over the .08 legal limit." Fox was cited and released on her own recognizance and ordered to appear in court.

Can someone tell me why 2007 is the year of the DUI and the train wreck?! I wanna see footage of this sobriety test tho. Someone put that on Youtube. I will post.

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Prince's Super Bowl Performance Caused Erectile Dysfunction

The FCC has received some crazy complaints about Prince's Super Bowl halftime performance.

One complaint came from a man who claimed the performance left him with erectile dysfunction and another woman complained she feared Prince's performance would turn her son gay!

Why complain about your flaccid ween? How much is that worth. And I hope that crazy bitch's son is a queen. What a homophobe. Haha.

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Nicole Richie Has Hypoglycemia

After passing out on the set of The Simple Life twice this month, Nicole Richie's rep had to come up with some excuse. Here it is.

Extra reports that Bones' rep revealed

she suffers from hypoglycemia, which occurs when your blood sugar levels drop too low to provide enough energy for your body's activities.

As Richie gears up for the fifth season of "The Simple Life," where she and Paris Hilton will be counselors at a health camp, it's been her own health taking the center stage.

"Four or five times she's felt really faint and almost passed out," an inside source told People.

"In her ongoing effort to focus on her well-being, Nicole has recently been diagnosed with hypoglycemia," says her rep. "[She] is taking steps to manage it."

Hypoglycemia has nothing to do with the fact that Nicole only eats water and that's why she's passing out. No excuse, but it does kinda sound like a good one.

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Dallas Austin Apologizes For Saying He Had Sex With Christina Aguilera

Producer turned attention whore/asshole Dallas Austin posted videos saying that Joss Stone has sex for tracks, then she gets your music and moves on to the next cock/producer with beats.

He also said Christina Aguilera not only sleeps around, but she was obsessed with him and that's how she met her hubby, Jordan Bratman. Jordan is Dallas' former assitant. But being the true gentleman that he is, Austin is retracting his statements. The allegations were false.

"Every action generates an equal and opposite reaction. My statement about Christina Aguilera and Joss Stone was a reaction to an incident I care not to discuss in any forum, and while I may have felt justified, I do owe an apology to Christina, Joss and their families.

 

"The comments I made about Christina Aguilera and Joss Stone were purely an act of retaliation not of malice or cruel intent.

As we all have our boiling points, I sincerely apologize as this is not my character nor should I have let anyone's actions push me to this limit. I have let my family, friends, employees and business associates down with my actions.

"All content and any malicious statements that were in my control have been removed from outlets that may have posted this.

"Please accept this as my formal statement and apology to all parties involved."

Yep, Austin's a jerk, but I just love it when guys throw a bitch fest like this. Females aren't the only ones who gossip. But if a chick came up with this story, she would say so and so "fucks for tracks," got pregnant, then hooked up with a dude who banged Parisite Hilton and now she has herpes too. We're more creative.

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Whore Spread

Lindsay Lohan in GQ.
This photshoot was taken before she entered rehab and just after he fall which is why she still has the bandage on her wrist. She was spotted carrying around GQ magazine with her on the cover, self promotion.

"I need a boyfriend, geez," Lindsay told GQ. "There are three different boys I like. Maybe five." But in the meantime, she has two new guys in her life. "I bought two puppies today," she wrote. "Sober impulse buying of companions who will help me stay home."

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Pamela Anderson Is A Born Again Virgin

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