UPDATE: I still work with the spawn of Satan (my site's host) cuz it's cheaper. I just want to apologize in advance if my site has any down time. It looks like things have finally been resolved. But I just wanna remind ya, if you ever try to visit POTP and it's "unavailable" just know that it's a temporary error.

But things have been running smoothly. Thanks for all your support! And I hope to check out one of Britney's comeback performances this week. Let's keep our fingers crossed.


She must be the dumbest bitch in Hollywood - Celebrity Smack
Britney Spears is still dating her rehab boyfriend, Howie Day - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Haha! Britney Spears - Daily Stab
Victoria Beckham's nipples - Evil Beet
OMG! Clothing for curvy women - G-Spot
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have really overpriced their new clothing line - Girls Talkin' Smack
Sarah Jessica Parker vs. Gwen Stefani - Glitterati
Kirsten Dunst needs to fix herself - Ninja Dude
Boy George arrested again - Glosslip
She's still alive?! Haha - IBBB
Which couple will the Beckhams be living close to when they move to LA? - Into Gossip
Inaccurate Beyonce reports - Juicy News
Why is Ellen DeGeneres hosting her show from a hospital bed? - Allie Is Wired
Bart Simpson's penis - Bumpshack

On why she's auctioning off Kurt Cobain's belongings:

My daughter doesn't need to inherit a giant Hefty bag full of flannel fucking shirts. A sweater, a guitar and the lyrics to '[Smells Like] Teen Spirit' â€" that's what my daughter gets. And the rest of it we'll just fucking sell. We'll make a lot of money and give a bunch of it to charity."

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Throw down your best and the top five misters with the most votes will be vying for New York's affection on television in I Love New York 2.

Round 1 ends in 18 days.

Very amusing. What a dork.

Not only does Natalie Portman manage to keep her name out of the tabs, she's talented, smart, gorgeous and she tends to give back.

The Star Wars actress has been working with FINCA International, an organization that provides small loans to people in developing countries.

Portman described meeting young mothers who only had access to low-paying jobs working in poor conditions and says,

"And then they're able to get a loan and start their own business out of their house and be with their children.

It changes the whole system... If a woman can't tell her child, 'I can feed you tomorrow, I can pay for your school,' then where do they go?

What do they do? What do they choose? It's really trying to reach the poorest of the poor and offering banking services to them."

Ya gotta love her.

source: canada.com and CN.com

You know, I could knock this bitch for dressing like shit and parading around town with holes in her tights, but I won't, cough.
It's obvious that Britney is horribly cheap. I won't even say she's trailer trash. I'll just type it instead. But more importantly, because Brit Brit's so cheap, I don't worry about her spending out all her thick dolla.

She recycles her outfits, purchases wigs at thrift stores, and she's gonna still have her millions for years to come.

Kelly Osbourne and Amy Winehouse

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Mischa Barton

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore

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According to the good old nosy peoples at Us magazine, Parisite Hilton's former sidekick and full time slut Kim Kardashian is getting $5 million from Vivid Entertainment for her sex tape with Ray J.

Kim sued Vivid in February for distributing the tape. According to Kim's new deal, Vivid must stop selling the tape by May. However, everyone's already seen the tape, so who knows what's the point?

One of Kim's friends said,

Kim is relieved that she can now move on from this embarrassing chapter in her life."

You know you're gonna see Kim's huge badankadonk in other sex tapes. That's how these sluts get famous. They love it.

Worthy of a post? I say ya.

Kristin and Nick Zano

Smoky eyes are not for everyone.