Sorry, kids. I just couldn’t find another headline that could possibly be more applicable. Here’s an interview Avril did with popworld where she proves just how much of a stuck up jerk she is.
I’m an Avril fan. I have her albums, I’ve been to her concert, and I plan on buying her next album, but she knows shit about how show business works. Every interview is free press.
You can tell Avril doesn’t have the balls to interview anyone. She should try to do just one interview so she can understand what a prick she is. Knock her off her high horse and her troll husband while you’re at it.
Fergie was on a “I’m-a-former-meth-addict” campaign to promote her debut solo album The Dutchess, but she didn’t stop there. Nope, mushy face has more in store for ya! Now Fuggalicious has opened up on her former lesbian sexcapades. Too much information!
I have had lesbian experiences in the past. I won’t say how many men I’ve had sex with - but I am a very sexual person.
“When I was going through my out-of-control phase, I could have got into verydangerous situations.”
Fergie, real name Stacy Ferguson, also got drawn into Los Angeles’ sordid drug and gang culture. She added:
“I had a gun put to my head during a drug deal that went wrong. Luckily I got out of it.”
Am I the only one over this ho?
Dear Fergie,
Just skip all the interviews and write a damn autobiography. It will top the best sellers list. You can put a lot of pictures in it, lots and lots of pictures… nudes and shots from the neck down, cuz no one can jack off if they catch a glimpse of your harsh mug.
With love,
Joy A
Fergie’s like a 40 year-old teen runaway. “My life was so hard 20 years ago!” Get over it, ho! It’s been like 3 decades since you shot meth in your ass and went down on some broad for coke.
Angelina Jolieand Brad Pitt want to make sure Zahara doesn’t feel alienated as the only black face in their family.
“She feels the children need a balance of faces in their life.”
Angelina is said to have fallen in love with a one-year-old girl from Oure Cassoni and asked her lawyers to begin the adoption process.
The source added: “She is hoping to have her daughter home by the summer.”
Zahara doesn’t give a shit if she’s the only black one in the family. They’re living in New Orleans for fuck’s sake, she won’t be the only black face in the neighborhood. She only cares about her trust fund.
Why can’t Angie just adopt entire countries and stop with all this selfish one kid at a time crap?
Attention whore, genius, dumbass bitch “J” has quit the Sanjaya hunger strike that she was never on. “J” claims she’s simply following “doctor’s orders” after she didn’t eat for 16 days.
It’s obvious Gandhi just wants to start doing press now instead of waiting until the show is over. I can’t stand this ho!!!!!!!!!!! And the bitch deleted her myspace too.
