Archive for April 5th, 2007

Forget Starving for Sanjaya. It’s Time To Binge Baby!

April 5th, 2007

Now THIS is what we need to do folks. It’s time to Binge for Sanjina! Famous Guy has come up with his own idea to binge-eat till Sanjina wins.. BUT… He’s running outta food and he’s calling out for food donations. See his little excerpt below the video clips. Here’s a video clip of Famous Guy during his first day of binging!


As you’ve probably heard, I’m binge eating until Sanjaya wins American Idol. As you also know binge eating can be a little expensive. If you own a restaurant or food company and you want to help me binge eat, donate some food. Contact me at thefamousguy@thefamousguy.com or call me at 214-455-9444

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Lil’ Kim Is Gonna Write Her Prison Memoirs

April 5th, 2007

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Word on the street is that Lil’ Kim is the next Danielle Steele.

We hear that St. Martin’s Press has brokered a deal with rapper Lil’ Kim for her prison memoirs, to be published in 2008.

In the book, the Grammy winner (real name: Kimberly Jones) dishes on her conviction for perjury in 2005 that led to a stint at thePhiladelphia Detention Center - and on the “personal life lessons” she learned about loyalty, law, prison, friendship, humanity and perseverance.

Watch out Amazon! This shit’s gonna end up on the New York Times Best Seller List! Naaah. I think her boobs should write their own Memoirs. That would be some serious entertainment!

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Luke Wilson Confirms It - Kate and Owen Are Together

April 5th, 2007

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Nobody is surprised by this are they?  

Owen and Kate have been rumoured to be dating since Kate separated from husband Chris Robinson last August, and now Luke has spoken out about the romance for the first time.

When asked about his brother and Kate, the ‘My Super Ex-Girlfriend’ actor said: “He seems very happy. She is a very nice girl.”

Although Owen, 38, initially denied he was romancing Kate, 27, he flew to Australia to join her on the set of her latest film, ‘Fools Gold’.

They were seen having lunch together at Santa Monica’s Ivy at the Shore restaurant last Friday.

A source close to the couple said: “Owen has realised what a great thing he has. They’re having fun, but things are definitely getting more serious.”

Maybe things will get serious enough for him to get that wanker nose fixed. How can she possibly handle looking at that every day? 

Personal Note To Kate: Sneak up on Owen while he’s sleeping and give him an Atomic Elbow. Make sure you do it hard enough so it breaks and he has to get the bastard fixed!

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Sanjina’s Sister Naked With A Guitar

April 5th, 2007

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Photo of Sanjinas Sister Naked With A Guitar

Photo of Sanjinas Sister Naked With A Guitar

Are we sure that isn’t Sanjina sitting naked with the guitar?


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Reese And Jake Really A Couple?

April 5th, 2007

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These two are so adorable! Jake is one of the most hump-able celebs to come around in a long time. Reese is so flippin cute I just wanna cut her head off and hang it on my wall… After I file the chin down a little bit.

Five months after announcing her split from husband Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon seems to be wading back into the dating pool – with Jake Gyllenhaal, her costar in the upcoming CIA thriller Rendition.

Although the two have been careful to avoid the spotlight, they were spotted March 23 dining with two other couples at L.A.’s Il Sole. “They were cuddling,” an observer tells PEOPLE in its new issue. “It looked very playful.”

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Whitney & Bobby Divorce Finalized

April 5th, 2007

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Whitney Houston and Bobby Browns divorce will be official on April 24th.

An Orange County judge granted Houston a divorce yesterday, and sole custody of their 14-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina. In the ten-minute hearing, Judge Franz Miller ruled that the divorce would become final on April 24, and that Houston will have custody of the couple’s only child.

In court, Houston testified, that Brown was an unreliable father. “If he says he’s going to come, sometimes he does. Usually he doesn’t,” she told the judge.

Houston wept as the decision was announced, and did not talk to reporters afterwards..

I’m gonna miss these two whack jobs together! How many other celebrity husbands are gonna talk about pulling poo out of their wife’s butt? Who pulls poo out of their lovers butts anyway?

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Nelly Furtado - She’s Electric! Boogie-Woogie-Woogie..

April 5th, 2007

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Im not diggin’ the perm-do myself. It looks like there’s something hiding in there! Is that where my keys are? That ‘do was bangin about 20 years ago. Can somebody remind her what year it is?

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Lindsay And Hilary End Their Feud

April 5th, 2007

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Do you think Toothy Duff and Tipsy Lohan really hugged it out? What made Aaron Carter so special that they would feud over him in the first place? He’s a complete Jack-hole!

They famously feuded over singer Aaron Carter, 19, (who dated them both), but Lindsay Lohan, 20, and Hilary Duff, 19, put it all behind them at Hollywood club Les Deux on March 30.

Lohan hugged Duff and partied by her side. But as the girls were getting reacquainted last weekend, they found someone else to scorn.

Sources say, “They were making fun of Paris!”

Lohan even danced on a couch spoofing Hilton when one of her tunes played!

This is a pic that was poorly photo-shopped by me. :) They’re looking gorgeous in their Easter dresses!

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