Wonky-Eye Hilton With Weightless Jameson & Shrek Ortiz
Here's Wonky-Eye Hilton celebrating Weightless Jameson's B-day at Forty Deuce. Now this has to be hard for a man to choose. Do you take Paris with Herpes or retired porn star Jenna Jameson with the mangled punani? Ewwww. Leave both of the hookers on the street corner!
Wouldn't Tito be able to pull off being Shrek at Disneyland if his face was just green?
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April 10th, 2007 6:35 PM
Jenna's legs are so boney.
April 10th, 2007 6:27 PM
LMFAO!
April 10th, 2007 5:47 PM
PLASTIC Faris! Her face makes my eyes itch. :-) -- I wish she would actually give some of her wealth away to needy people that NEED it, or buy a degree or something productive.