Wonky-Eye Hilton With Weightless Jameson & Shrek Ortiz

Here's Wonky-Eye Hilton celebrating Weightless Jameson's B-day at Forty Deuce. Now this has to be hard for a man to choose. Do you take Paris with Herpes or retired porn star Jenna Jameson with the mangled punani? Ewwww. Leave both of the hookers on the street corner!

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Wouldn't Tito be able to pull off being Shrek at Disneyland if his face was just green?


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3 Comments

  1. pop-o-holic Says:

    PLASTIC Faris! Her face makes my eyes itch. :-) -- I wish she would actually give some of her wealth away to needy people that NEED it, or buy a degree or something productive.

  2. S-DAWG Says:

    LMFAO!

  3. Capri Says:

    Jenna's legs are so boney.

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