Archive for April 13th, 2007

Technical Difficulties Again

April 13th, 2007

Sorry if my page has been “unavailable” at different points today! Anyway, I’m wrapping up for today so I can go do what people do on the weekends.

Thanks for being faithful. I send a lot of angry “fuck you” messages to my website’s host. Maybe they’re screwing me over on purpose?! ;-)

I can’t wait to update on Monday. Love ya!

<3

Joy A

LINKAGE
Lionel Richie makes fun of celebs in rehab. Pretty funny - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Sanjaya’s sister’s new Hooters photo - Ninja Dude
Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend Holly’s nude pic for PETA - Celebrity Smack
Janey Jackson’s lawsuit - Juicy-News
Larry Birkhead scores six-figure deal - Glitterati
This is a “bitch, please” story that I hope to cover on Monday - Allie Is Wired
Ashlee Simpson needs to urinate - Evil Beet
Unsexiest men of 2007 - Girls Talkin’ Smack
Adam Sandler thinks his baby’s a football? Or is that a stretch? - Daily Stab
What may be banned from all R rated movies?! - Celebitchy
Pink reveals her beauty secrets - Glosslip
Rosie O’Donnell’s new feud - Gabby
Taye Diggs says the Grey’s Anatomy spinoff is good stuff
More on Courtney Love’s weightloss - Into Gossip
Video of 12 year-old Sanjaya Malakar singing - Bumpshack
Heroes’ Hayden Pantierre likes to lick - Holy Candy


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Quote Me Of The Day: Paris Bennett

April 13th, 2007

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Former and bitter American Idol contestant Paris Bennett called into a radio station and explained why she supports votefortheworst.com:

We want to see him [Sanjaya] win because it’ll kind of prove that ‘American Idol’ is kind of losing its taste. It kinda isn’t going for talent anymore and more for popularity.”

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Kelly Clarkson Promo Pictures

April 13th, 2007

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Joe Francis Doesn’t Know How To Swallow Pills

April 13th, 2007

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Joe Francis is in jail right now for tax evasion and contempt of court. Camel was charged yesterday for bribing a jail guard so he could get a glass of agua.

Joe promised the guard $100 in exchange for some water so he could take his sleeping pills.The guard told him no, and Joe showed him $500! BUT you’re not allowed to have cash while incarcerated. Joe was then searched and 16 prescription meds were found including Lunesta and lorazepam. Authorities have added these charges to his tab.

Should I laugh? He was willing to throw down $500 for some water cuz he doesn’t know how to use his spit? It’s obvious Camel thinks he can get away with anything because he’s Mr. Successful Pervert. Of course the guard’s gonna turn him down, he’s jealous of his thick dolla!

Poor thing may be taking it up the bum too. When he’s about to get violated, is he gonna offer $800 for some lube? It’s not workin’ out, Joe Joe.  They’re gonna turn that down too. Other inmates know how to use their spit properly.

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WTFug Pic Of The Day: Katie Holmes

April 13th, 2007

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Crazy Cruise brought out his classic automobile for his photo opp with the paps when he let Katie Holmes out of her dungeon so she could pick at some salad. They had dinner in Beverly Hills the other night and when Tom returned to his car, he just couldn’t get it started. It took him a few minutes.

His mute doormat was uncomfortable. She couldn’t call him a dumbass like she wanted to. Just look at how deep Katie’s sucking in her cheeks. I like it.

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Country Shopping

April 13th, 2007

Britney Spears went shopping in LA yesterday. She looks so happy puttin’ her nose in it, doesn’t she?

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Rihanna Says She’s Getting Raunchy

April 13th, 2007

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I have broken out of my shell, I have come into my own. I am singing about a lot more serious things, a lot sexier things at times. I have changed my image, the whole sound is about me not being the little innocent Rihanna and taking more risks.”

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Lindsay Lohan’s Ex Harry Mortan Can’t Get Rid Of Her

April 13th, 2007

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Harry Morton just can’t seem to get rid of Lindsay Lohan. The billion-heir lives one floor below his flame-haired ex in L.A.’s posh Sierra Towers, “which is awkward enough,” a spy said.

But it only got worse last month when Lohan’s pipes burst and flooded his place. “There were plumbing issues and it leaked all over Harry’s multimillion-dollar apartment,” our sources added.

A rep for Lohan said, “This happened while Lindsay was in New York and we find the timing odd, but the situation is being dealt with.”

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