Joe Francis Doesn't Know How To Swallow Pills

Joe Francis is in jail right now for tax evasion and contempt of court. Camel was charged yesterday for bribing a jail guard so he could get a glass of agua.

Joe promised the guard $100 in exchange for some water so he could take his sleeping pills.The guard told him no, and Joe showed him $500! BUT you're not allowed to have cash while incarcerated. Joe was then searched and 16 prescription meds were found including Lunesta and lorazepam. Authorities have added these charges to his tab.

Should I laugh? He was willing to throw down $500 for some water cuz he doesn't know how to use his spit? It's obvious Camel thinks he can get away with anything because he's Mr. Successful Pervert. Of course the guard's gonna turn him down, he's jealous of his thick dolla!

Poor thing may be taking it up the bum too. When he's about to get violated, is he gonna offer $800 for some lube? It's not workin' out, Joe Joe.  They're gonna turn that down too. Other inmates know how to use their spit properly.

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