Archive for April 16th, 2007

Vote On Today’s Celebrity Dirt

April 16th, 2007

Vote on whether Britney’s video was funny or freaky?!



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First look at the Grey’s Anatomy spinoff - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Lindsay Lohan continues to spread her legs for new men - Ninja Dude
Natalie Portman says she wants to be in a lesbian relationship! Hawt. - Celebrity Smack
Have Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams split? - Allie Is Wired
Naomi Campbell snubs MTV - Glitterati
What country is Madonna visiting now? - Evil Beet
Paris Hilton has gotten uglier! Anything is possible folks - Girls Talkin’ Smack
Which celebrity daughter is changing her first name because it’s really shitty? - Celebitchy
Paris Hilton’s new virus. I’m not making a joke, I promise. Bitch has a new virus going on - Glosslip
LMAO. Kiki Dunst isn’t loved by Holy Candy - Holy Candy
Years later, Eva Longoria’s still talking about sex. - Gabby
Stem cell research could possibly prevent which disease? - G-Spot


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I Wish Kristin Cavallari Would Learn How To Pose…

April 16th, 2007

without looking like she’s sticking out her chest,

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or trying to show off her flat ass.

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But I like the alcohol pic.

Kristin Opening Aura

Oh yeah, the pics are from Kristin hosting the grand opening of Aura Nightclub at Atlantis. Dunno how this D-lister gets any gigs. She must get paid in free booze.


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Quote Me Of The Day: Brad Pitt

April 16th, 2007

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You know what it’s like to be on the cover of every magazine, having your personal life dissected with all the lies, all the rubbish? It’s hell. Certainly, pick on me — but why pick on Angelina? That’s so low. She’s such an amazing woman - like Supergirl, in every way.”

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Breaking News: A Gunman Opens Fire At Virginia Tech, Deadliest School Shooting in U.S. History

April 16th, 2007

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A gunman opened fire in a dorm and classroom at Virginia Tech on Monday, killing 21 people in the deadliest campus shooting rampage in U.S. history.

The gunman was killed, bringing to death toll to 22, but it was unclear if he was shot by police or took his own life.

“Today the university was struck with a tragedy that we consider of monumental proportions,” said Virginia Tech president Charles Steger. “The university is shocked and indeed horrified.”

The name of the gunman was not immediately released, and investigators offered no motive for the attack. It was not immediately known if the gunman was a student.

The bloodbath took place at opposite sides of the 2,600-acre campus, beginning at about 7:15 a.m. at West Ambler Johnston, a co-ed dormitory that houses 895 people, and continuing about two hours later at Norris Hall, an engineering building, authorities said.

Police said they were still investigating the shooting at the dorm when they got word of the gunfire at the classroom building.

Some of the dead were students. One student was killed in the dorm, and the others were killed in the classroom, Virginia Tech Police Chief W.R. Flinchum.

Founded in 1872, Virginia Tech is nestled in the Blue Ridge Mountains of southwestern Virginia, about 160 miles west of Richmond.

With more than 25,000 full-time students, it has the state’s largest full-time student population. The school is best known for its engineering school and its powerhouse football team.

Investigators from the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives began marking and recovering the large number of shell casings and will trace the weapon used, according to an ATF official who spoke on condition of anonymity because local authorities are leading the investigation.

After the shootings, all entrances to the campus were closed, and classes were canceled through Tuesday.

Aimee Kanode, a freshman from Martinsville, said “They had us under lockdown,” Kanode said. “They temporarily lifted the lockdown, the gunman shot again.”

“We’re all locked in our dorms surfing the Internet trying to figure out what’s going on,” Kanode said.

Associated Press

UPDATE: At least 31 people are dead


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Hot Costumes

April 16th, 2007

Hugh hefner Toyota Race 3

Hugh Hefner and his bitches at the 31st Anniversary Toyota Celebrity/Pro Race in Long Beach, CA.

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Sanjaya Gets Booed At A Dodgers Game!

April 16th, 2007

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Poor Sanjaya, he has critics everywhere he goes! The flouncy haired American Idol contestant attended a Dodgers/Padres baseball game at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles on April 14 and was met with a surprising reaction when the stadium’s cameras were trained on the reality show superstar.

“He was just sitting there having a good time with his friends. And when the Dodger camera noticed him the camera guy ran over and taped him. Sanjaya’s face pops up on the big screen right away.

At first he smiled, he seemed to like the attention. But when the entire crowd at the stadium started to boo–and it was loud!–his smile faded a bit and his eyes looked sad.

It’s like he was trying to keep a fake smile on, but you could tell he was crestfallen. He just kept waving and smiling for a few seconds more then his image went off the screen.”

Sure, I wanna say this is sad and shit, but if I was at the game, I would have been booing too. I’m just keepin’ it real dog! - Ya know, like Randy Jackson would say.

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Hilary Duff Dishes On Joel And Losing Weight

April 16th, 2007

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On her breakup with Joel Madden:

“Joel was my boyfriend for two years and I loved him–he was a very important part of my life. All that stuff about the age difference between us being the reason we broke up is just not true; I never felt the age difference.

Breaking up was just something that I felt needed to happen between us. People thought we were an unlikely couple, but we really weren’t that different. After two months, I didn’t even see his tattoos anymore, because that’s not who he is.

He used to say, ‘I don’t think there are too many people out there who really get you, but I do.’ And he did. I could be stupid, silly, funny, or crazy, and he got it.

He gave me a sense of confidence and independence I didn’t have before. We e-mail all the time now and are at a really good place.”

On getting slim:

“I have the same insecurities about my body that every girl has and I made a conscious choice to get in shape. I’ve always been a junk food eater, but I started paying more attention to what I put in my body and cut out foods like pizza, chicken fingers, and French fries.

If I knew I’d want dessert one night, I wouldn’t have bread that day. If I wanted to eat bread, I wouldn’t have dessert. Seeing how well it worked motivated me to keep going, but I hit a period when I got too skinny. I wasn’t too obsessed with it, but I did learn that there have to be days when you just don’t think about it.’”

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The Only Reading Parisite Hilton Can Do

April 16th, 2007

As if Wonky needs more fundage, Paris Hilton is now selling watches. Check out one of the designs.

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I’m really sorry for showing a close up of her mug. So sorry. No hate mail please.

This is the only reading the bitch can do. “But, like what does the short hand mean? OMG! If I look in the same direction as the number ‘4′ it points to a really cute guy. Literally! That’s hot! Buy my watch girls. I tell you what’s up.”


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