Why else would she dress like this?! I'm not one to argue, I will oblige. Britney Spears is a cheap, 99 cent store shopping, trailer trash redneck hick.

I don't know what animal she skinned back out in da yard to make that there jacket, but I'm guessing she ate the remains before she headed out to the sto.

Brit do be tryin' tho. Just look at dem ridiculous blue contacts and dat thick wig in her hat-weave combo.

Do that girl got a bra on too? I don't be seein' me one. The way she been lookin' round this here town make me missin' dem days when she was hangin' wit dat rich folk ho, Parisite Hilton, at least that skank be dressed better than this.

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