You know, I could knock this bitch for dressing like shit and parading around town with holes in her tights, but I won't, cough.

It's obvious that Britney is horribly cheap. I won't even say she's trailer trash. I'll just type it instead. But more importantly, because Brit Brit's so cheap, I don't worry about her spending out all her thick dolla.

She recycles her outfits, purchases wigs at thrift stores, and she's gonna still have her millions for years to come.