April 2007 News Archive (Page 11)

I Feel Awkward Just Watching Sanjaya Malakar

Sanjina rubs off on folk like that. I don't watch the God awful show that's American Idol, check out his performance from last night. Thank God for YouTube!!

Kelly Clarkson Is Fat?

Kelly Clarkson on the set of her new video for "Never Again."

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What has kelly been doing during her time off?

A) Eating pizza
B) Eating fried chicken
C) Eating burgers and fries
D) All of the above
E) She looks great, shut the fuck up

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Avril Lavigne Needs A Stylist!

Punk rock poser Avril Lavigne still hasn't found herself. She's famous for being a bitchy brat, marrying a midget troll and spitting at the paps. Now, Avril attended her cd release party last night proving she has no fashion sense whatsoever.

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Work it out gurl! Keep twirling that frock til it falls off. The tranny makeup's not working either babe. I still like your music tho.

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Simon Cowell Rolls His Eyes About Virginia Tech

Simon didn't know the camera was on him at the time and he was more annoyed with Chris' performance not Virginia Tech, but people think Simon was being disrespectful?!

Dannielynn Pictures

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Lindsay Lohan's A Lesbian Now?

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Lindsay Lohan has spread for just about every breathing dude with a penis, now she wants to start hittin' the girls. Former publicist Jonathan Jaxson said on his blog that Linds is allegedly gettin' nasty with shemale DJ Samantha Ronson pictured above. Jonathan said:

Lindsay actually has always been quite open. Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF (best friend forever) Samantha Ronson.

Now I would have no bad things to say about either if Samantha wasn't deeply involved in alcohol and drugs. Not the best influence for a rehabbed Lindsay Lohan."

Anyone surprised?

In Case You Didn't Know, Sanjaya Was Maxim's Girl Of The Day Yesterday

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You've no one but the Devil's lawyer to blame for this androgynous American Idol stowaway, who, despite being detested by the judges, somehow remains in the hunt for the show's coveted prize as this year's top 40 footnote.

We stopped watching after the auditions (the only digestible part of the show), but it's our understanding that we have Sanjina to thank for the "ponyhawk," a hair-novation destined to tickle your underarm as you noogie hordes of copycat hipsters.

KFC made two offers to Sanjina, now he's the girl of the day. I wish everyone would stop marketing this way cuz they know the gossip bloggers will mention this trash. Why hasn't Herbal Essences come forward yet?
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Because He's Hot: Orlando Bloom

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I've never found Orlando Bloom to be HOT until this spread from the May Issue of Details Magazine. One word for Orlando. YUM!

Master P's Son Romeo Committed To Play Basketball At USC

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Percy "Romeo" Miller is putting his career on hold for a while.

The 6-foot music star/actor and son of Master P was one of three players that committed to Floyd and the Trojans on Friday. Demar Derozan and Angelo Johnson, a pair of Scout.com's Top 100 players in the Class of 2008, joined Miller in giving a pledge to USC.

Miller averaged 13.9 points and 5.6 assists per game at Beverly Hills High as a junior this past season and more than held his own last summer at the ABCD Camp in New Jersey.

"He's got a lot to prove because of his name," said Derozan, who will join his best friend at USC after he finished his high school career at Compton Dominguez (Calif.) High. "He's no gimmick. He can play and is going to be one of the top point guards in the 2008 class."

It's good to see one of these celebs that started out so young, want to further their education and succeed in more than just singing, rapping, acting, etc... They all have the money to do it and only a few do. What are people like Lindsay Lohan gonna do when people think she totally sucks at being a human being? Oh, that's already happening.. Anyway, my point is Romeo is setting himself up good with a lot of options down the road in case one thing doesn't pan out. When the hell did he grow up? I swear he was like 5'5 last year!

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Quote Me Of The Day: Pam Anderson

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Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don't get botox - ha!...I'm much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more.

She's got nothing a dark room or a brown bag can't handle.

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