April 2007 News Archive (Page 14)

Justin Makes Jessica Biel Hot.. At a Barbecue

Last week, Justin invited Jessica to a barbecue at his L.A. house, where things got "hot and heavy,".

Kate Hudson and Jessica Biel

"She's crazy about him," says another source. Now free of girlfriend Cameron Diaz, Justin recently said he likes the single life: "You don't get in as many arguments."

He may like the single life but I'm sure he likes Jessica's ass alot more! He could've used that caboose as a meat tenderizer for those ribs!

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Haley Gets The Boot & Sanjaya Still Lingers On Like A Bad Fart

This goes to show that whorin' up your outfits isn't going to outshine your crappy singing.

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Haley Scarnato, one of the two remaining weakest links on "American Idol," was sent packing last night. That leaves seven contestants as the show rolls toward its grand finale, with Phil Stacey widely considered most likely to follow Scarnato into the wings next week.

Sanjaya Malakar, whose considerable skills at flirting exceed his modest skills at singing, seems assured of at least another couple of weeks in the spotlight, as he once again avoided falling into the bottom three vote-getters.

I love how they have people sing one last song after they're told to get the hell out! I still can't believe Sanjina wasn't in the bottom 3 at the very least. There's no way Sandy vagina is going to win this competition.

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Lane Garrison Working On Plea Deal?

Former Prison Break star Lane Garrison is looking to bargain with prosecutors in his vehicular manslaughter case. An arraignment hearing that began this morning was halted and postponed to May 21 when the actor's attorney, Harlan Braun, asked for time to negotiate a plea agreement on his client's behalf.

Garrison has been charged with vehicular manslaughter in connection with the death of teenager Vahagn Sedian in December. Sedian was a passenger in Garrison's Land Rover when he lost control of the vehicle and crashed after leaving a pre-Christmas party.

After this morning's hearing in Beverly Hills, Braun said Garrison will plead guilty, insisting, "There is no sentencing bargaining going on."

Garrison faces a maximum of six years in prison.

Sha na, na, na... Sha na, na, na... Hey, hey, hey.... Goodbye! Alright that was mean.. No it wasn't! Dude was all farked up while driving and killed a teenage kid. I don't understand why it's so bad to take a taxi every once in a while?

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Quote Me Of The Day: Nicole Richie

"We gave the campers enemas,"

Nicole Richie New Boobs

"We did it outside, so that was a lot of fun,"

"It probably wasn't that fun for (the campers), but it was definitely interesting. It was something that I never thought I would do before."

I'm not gonna believe this shit till I see it! I'd say she's full of 'it' but Nicole doesn't eat enough to poop.

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Angelina Doesn't Appreciate Jen's Kindness

Does Ms. Adopt-The-World still have issues with Jennifer Aniston? Geesh. You would think she has better things to worry about like saving entire countries or adopting 20 more kids.

Jennifer Aniston took the time to send books, games and a congratulatory card to ex-husband Brad Pitt, Angie and their new son, Pax, Life&Style magazine reports. But Jolie reportedly sent the card spinning to the trash can. "Angie didn't approve of it at all," a source told the mag.

Jennifer Aniston Hot Image

Apparently, Brad wasn't too happy with his girlfriend's hostile reaction, especially since Jolie's ex-husband Billy Bob-Thorton recently revealed that he still chats with the brunette beauty on a regular basis.

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Down Goes Francis!

Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" founder, was indicted today on federal tax evasion charges for illegally deducting more than $20 million in phony business expenses from his 2002 and 2003 corporate tax returns.

According to a two count indictment filed in U.S. District Court in Reno, Nevada, Francis, 34, sought to conceal income through the use of offshore companies and nominees.

At one point, he transferred $15 million from one offshore bank account to a California brokerage account in the name of a Cayman Islands corporation he controlled.

Oooooh yeah. My dream of little Joey in jail getting slapped in the forehead by the dirty dong of a guy named Bruce is looking more clear. You guys were right with your comments the other day about Joe Francis... KARMA IS A BITCH! ;o)

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Nicole Richie Gained Weight!

I can no longer put her in my "skinny ass bitches" category. =( I thought Nicole formerly Bones said she couldn't gain weight?! Joel forced some KFC on her so he can have some titties to grab on... er, uh, or is he still waiting for her to get implants?

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LINKAGE
Who did Madonna hire to write her some songs? - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
American Idol sex tape scandal - Ninja Dude
The Jennifer Lopez musical coming soon! - Holy Candy
Bonaduce's marriage is bonadunzo - Celebrity Smack
Guess who made her Broadway debut last night? - Juicy-News
Sexiest women from Texas. Check out Bumpshack's ultra sexy Jessica Simpson pic. Hawt!! - Bumpshack
Mandy Moore's interview with Elle magazine - Glitterati
Musical director says Sanjaya's going to win American Idol?! - Allie Is Wired
Oh my gawd! Brody Jenner's video diaries - Evil Beet
Kim Kardashian is still friends with Parisite Hilton - Into Gossip
Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler open up on why they started banging each other again - Girls Talkin' Smack
Tori Spelling is going to be a better mom than Britney Spears, it's so obvious. Then again, every mom's a better mother than Brit Brit - Daily Stab
Tom Cruise's Scientology detox plan coming soon - Celebitchy
Something interesting sounding about Kobe Bryant and lip gloss - Glosslip
Check out a clip from Bravo's "Workout." I remember I watched the whole marathon from last season. Lesbian drama is entertaining. You can never get enuf. - Monica Monroe
Sexism on American Idol? - G-Spot
Prison Break's Lane Garrison will plead guilty to manslaughter

Halle Berry At "The Perfect Stranger" Premiere In New York


Gabriel And Halle Picture

Halle's dress is interesting, but the ho looks fierce. Having that great rack helps.

MTV Recycles And I Luv It

MTV is bringing back their biggest slut of all, Trishelle, for a "new" series!

"Reunited: The Real World" will reunite the original cast of "The Real World: Las Vegas" in their former home -- the "Real World" suite at the Palms Casino Resort -- to see what has happened in the five years since the seven cast members lived together and to document what happens when they reunite.

The show is set to premiere on MTV later this spring. "

This is about as unoriginal as it gets and I love it! Trishelle is the most entertaining slut ever! I know this season's gonna dissapoint cuz the cast will either be really lame, or they'll be trying to out do their first season, but who cares? The Real World Vegas was the best Real World series in the history of the attention whore breeding show.

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Too Cute

Desperate Housewives' Marcia Cross and her cute twins. Awww!

I'm posting these pics even tho I'm expecting People magazine to send me another "copyright infringement violation" email. I don't give a shit. These pics are gorgeous!

 

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