In case you've been under a rock: Prince William splits from his ho Kate Middleton (BBC report)
Howard K. Stern files slander suit
Entertainer Don Ho dies
Alicia Silverstone says her diet was steak and donuts
10 most expensive celeb divorces list
Fergie and Josh Duhamel bought a new mansion
Pink doesn't like George Bush
You can go to the Pirates of the Caribbean premiere for $1,500
April 2007 News Archive (Page 14)
Up To Speed: what happened over the weekend
Quote Me Of The Day: Paris Bennett
Former and bitter American Idol contestant Paris Bennett called into a radio station and explained why she supports votefortheworst.com:
We want to see him [Sanjaya] win because it'll kind of prove that 'American Idol' is kind of losing its taste. It kinda isn't going for talent anymore and more for popularity."
Joe Francis Doesn't Know How To Swallow Pills

Joe Francis is in jail right now for tax evasion and contempt of court. Camel was charged yesterday for bribing a jail guard so he could get a glass of agua.
Joe promised the guard $100 in exchange for some water so he could take his sleeping pills.The guard told him no, and Joe showed him $500! BUT you're not allowed to have cash while incarcerated. Joe was then searched and 16 prescription meds were found including Lunesta and lorazepam. Authorities have added these charges to his tab.
Should I laugh? He was willing to throw down $500 for some water cuz he doesn't know how to use his spit? It's obvious Camel thinks he can get away with anything because he's Mr. Successful Pervert. Of course the guard's gonna turn him down, he's jealous of his thick dolla!
Poor thing may be taking it up the bum too. When he's about to get violated, is he gonna offer $800 for some lube? It's not workin' out, Joe Joe. They're gonna turn that down too. Other inmates know how to use their spit properly.
WTFug Pic Of The Day: Katie Holmes

Crazy Cruise brought out his classic automobile for his photo opp with the paps when he let Katie Holmes out of her dungeon so she could pick at some salad. They had dinner in Beverly Hills the other night and when Tom returned to his car, he just couldn't get it started. It took him a few minutes.
His mute doormat was uncomfortable. She couldn't call him a dumbass like she wanted to. Just look at how deep Katie's sucking in her cheeks. I like it.
Country Shopping
Britney Spears went shopping in LA yesterday. She looks so happy puttin' her nose in it, doesn't she?




Rihanna Says She's Getting Raunchy

I have broken out of my shell, I have come into my own. I am singing about a lot more serious things, a lot sexier things at times. I have changed my image, the whole sound is about me not being the little innocent Rihanna and taking more risks."
Lindsay Lohan's Ex Harry Mortan Can't Get Rid Of Her

Harry Morton just can't seem to get rid of Lindsay Lohan. The billion-heir lives one floor below his flame-haired ex in L.A.'s posh Sierra Towers, "which is awkward enough," a spy said.
But it only got worse last month when Lohan's pipes burst and flooded his place. "There were plumbing issues and it leaked all over Harry's multimillion-dollar apartment," our sources added.
A rep for Lohan said, "This happened while Lindsay was in New York and we find the timing odd, but the situation is being dealt with."
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Heidi and Spencer's New Interview

Spencer and Heidi's interview with MTV. Why do I give Heidi so much attention? I dunno.
MTV Reality World: People have pretty strong opinions and perceptions about the way you are both portrayed on TV. How accurate do you think that portrayal is and what do you think is the biggest misconception that viewers have?
Heidi: People don't know every side. It's a reality show of several people's lives. It's accurate of who we are, but sometimes the situations can be misconstrued. It is 20 minute edited drama. They can't show everything.
Spencer: Heidi and I had just started hanging out when the show started taping and we really liked each other, but suddenly I was considered her boyfriend. We were flirting all the time, following the rules of being single. We were both seeing other people at the same time. We were both players- she was playing the game with me. Heidi has game! She changed her phone number on me 3 times during the show. Reality TV doesn't follow us 24 hours a day. It's in pieces that they put together to make a show. The bottom line is I was not doing that stuff to my girlfriend. We were seeing each other and other people.
Heidi: One of the first nights I saw him at Area he came with Audrina and I hadn't talked to her all summer. I was so mad that she showed up with him. I really liked him that summerâ¦
Spencer: I did show up with Audrina because Heidi changed her phone number on me!
MTV Reality World: Heidi, where do you and Lauren stand today? Still friends?
Heidi: Lauren and I are friends, we just don't see each other a lot. We both have separate lives, me living with Spencer and her living with Audrina. We're both trying to work on our friendship.
MTV Reality World: The big question â" is The Hills coming back for season 3 and, if so, what can we look forward to seeing?
Heidi: We are doing a season 3 and it will show Spencer and I living together - the things that couples go through right when they first move in. They go through fights â" the toilet seat being left up and stuff like that. It will show all of the girls at our jobs. It's going to show me working on my album with David Foster too.
MTV Reality World: Heidi, tell me more about your upcoming album.
Heidi: I'm working with David Foster with 143 Records under Warner. The album will be out hopefully in September. It's very pop - hot, fun fresh, young, and sexy. It's gonna be a lot of entertainment â" a lot of dancing similar to the Pussycat Dolls and Britney Spears.
MTV Reality World: What's in the future for you guys?
Heidi: I'm never letting this one go!
Spencer: The bottom line about me wanting to move in with her is that I haven't left this girl's side since I met her. I'm obsessed with her. Everyone says I can't get into the clubs anymore, but the truth is I don't go to clubs anymore because I like to cuddle up in bed with my girlfriend with some DVDs.
Heidi: I wouldn't want to go to clubs anymore. I have so much more fun watching DVDs with Spencer and cuddling.
MTV Reality World: How has the show changed your lives?
Heidi: People recognize us when we go out.
Spencer: They notice us for being in love⦠I've never been this in love in my whole life. Heidi is the sexiest girl I've ever met. I wouldn't leave Heidi for those Playboy bunnies. I wouldn't leave Heidi for the Playboy mansion!
MTV Reality World: Ok, I'm going to get personal for a minute⦠Heidi, there are rumors all over the internet that you had a breast augmentation last week. Do you want to comment on that?
Heidi: No comment.
MTV Reality World: This week, the latest rumor on the web is that Lauren and Jason filmed a sex tape that Jason was trying to sell. Is there anything that you guys want to say about that?
Spencer: We heard the tape does not exist and we're here for Lauren and we feel bad that these rumors are going on.
































