April 2007 News Archive (Page 4)

Home girl looks like she's getting all cracked out. I love her music but if I was walking down the street with some kids and she came squat-walking at us, they'd wonder why Quasimoto was in our neighborhood.

We shouldn't be mad at Britney Spears because she didn't wear underwear. That's her choice. She wasn't hurting anybody. That was her. She decided not to wear underwear. Maybe she wanted a little breeze. That's her decision. But we should be mad at the guy who posted it on the Internet. What an [expletive], what a [expletive] [expletive]. That's a really mean, nasty, malicious, terrible thing to do to somebody.

Joss honey, I disagree. Britney's a high profile celeb with the photogs. She knew her rotten naughty spot would end up all over the place. She was flashing that thing like it's a blue-light special at K-mart. 

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Eve (real name: Eve Jeffers) was driving in Hollywood around 2:45 AM Thursday when she hit the center divider, totaling the front of her car.

TMZ was on the scene, and observed that after cops arrived, they placed her in handcuffs, and (according to our staffers) she was "visibly upset" as they led her into a squad car. We've learned that there were two people in the car with Eve at the time.

According to my own little bit of worthless research (haha) she was arrested at 2:40 am, Booked at the LAPD at 4:03, and released at 5:54. Her court date is set for May 17th at 8:30 in the morning.

As much money as they have, they still make asses out of themselves with DUI's instead of getting a cab or finding a sober driver. If any celebrity wants to fly me out to LA, set me up with a posh pad, and pay me to be their sober driver, just give me a call. I might even hold your hair up while you puke.

Check out THIS video of Eve getting into the police car and of her banged up maserati.

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It seems the paparazzi dude was there to actually take pics of Hugh's ex Elizabeth Hurley, who lives on the same street. Hugh apparently parked on the road and as he got out the photog asked him to smile which put Mr. Grants knickers in a bunch.

The film star allegedly snapped, swearing at Mr Whittaker, 43, and reportedly kicking him three or four times. Then, as Grant entered his house, he allegedly turned and threw a plastic container of baked beans at him.

The actor, who split from his girlfriend Jemima Khan in February, allegedly then said: "Do you know who I am? I'm a millionaire," and screamed "Leave me alone."

Mr Whittaker told a tabloid newspaper: "I said Give us a smile please' and he looked really angry.

"I walked backwards and he walked after me. He was effing and blinding at me. He kicked me hard three or four times then kneed me in the groin."

Police were called to the incident and last night Kensington detectives returned to the actor's home to arrest him and take him for questioning. Grant had his fingerprints taken and provided a DNA sample.

Hugh Grant is such a jack-hole. How dare he throw a perfectly good can of baked beans at a pap? That pap smear should have thrown back a good can of whoop-ass.

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What Roger Ebert couldn't say Wednesday night at the opening of his Overlooked Film Festival, his smile said for him. A tracheotomy has left the 64-year-old film critic unable to speak. But at his first public appearance since cancer surgery last June, Ebert smiled widely as he walked through the Virginia Theatre, accepting handshakes, hugs and a couple of standing ovations from movie buffs and friends.

"You know, I think it did him a world of good," she said in an interview backstage. "It helped to energize him." Ebert, considered the dean of American film critics, has been largely out of action since last summer.

I used to watch Siskel and Ebert all the time when I was a kid. I'm glad he went to the film festival even if he isn't totally healed and 100% from his surgery. It's one of those things where you just have to try and keep living a normal life rather than crawling into a cubby and hiding from the world.  Keep on keepin' on Roger!

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Divorced dad Alec Baldwin, caught yelling at his daughter on a voicemail message, said Wednesday he asked NBC to let him out of his "30 Rock" contract so he can devote his time to the issue of "parental alienation.""If I never acted again I couldn't care less," Baldwin said in a pre-taped appearance for ABC's "The View," scheduled to air Friday.

The actor, in a transcript provided to The Associated Press by "The View," said that he also wanted to quit "30 Rock" so the sitcom and the hundreds who work on it wouldn't "be hurt by the situation."

NBC, however, quickly shot down the idea. The actor has become a key asset for the freshman sitcom, stealing the show as an oily but charming network executive overseeing a "Saturday Night Live"-type program.

"Alec Baldwin remains an important part of '30 Rock.' We look forward to having him continue his role in the show," NBC said in a statement Wednesday.

Waaaaah. Waaaaah. I think Alec is just pulling the 'whoa is me im so sorry' bullshit. He doesn't really want to pull out of 30 Rock, he's just trying to find someone to say he's important and they need him. Fat ass, Celebrity Fit club needs you. Anger management has been knocking on your door for a while too, penis breath.

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People magazine is putting its 100 Most Beautiful People issue on newstands this Friday and Drew Barrymore tops the list!

Barrymore, 32, graces the cover of the issue that hits newsstands Friday. It's her fourth time on the list, but first as cover girl. Making the cover "made my peacock feathers shine in the golden-hour light and extend to the heavens," says Barrymore, who stars in the upcoming Warner Bros. film "Lucky You," opposite Eric Bana.

Inside, she weighs in on a host of beauty-related topics. Her beauty rules for dating? "The only fundamental rule for me is to just be yourself," she says. "Let your freak-flag fly, and if someone doesn't get you, move on."

So what do you think? Does she top the list as most beautiful person in your eyes? Don't get me wrong, I like Drew Barrymore I just don't think she was top of the top. She really got deep with how she felt about being the cover girl this year with that Peacock feathers shining in the golden-light statement. That's the oddest thing I've ever heard.

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Whatever women need to do to feel sexy, they should do."

I just want to clarify: I'm not advocating getting your tits done. I'm not advocating any plastic surgery whatsoever. Heidi's old nose fit her face, she didn't need to get a nose job!

And her new boobs look God awful! I just think it looks disgusting when women have big boobs but they don't have cleavage. But are there any boob jobs that can give cleavage? Anywho, I feel bad talking about women who get breast implants because I've been naturally blessed. Life's unfair! :)

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