April 2007 News Archive (Page 7)

Anna Nicole Smith was never considered a serious actress, and she's unlikely to win any posthumous film awards for her final role as a goofy, flatulent superhero who's part of a trio of alien babes protecting Earth.

Yet the low-budget B-movie comedy "Illegal Aliens" does show an intriguing side of Smith a person aware of the silliness surrounding her persona and someone willing to go to extremes to make fun of it.

Early on in the movie_ which comes out May 1 on DVD, three months after Smith's death there's a clip from Smith's reality-TV show, in which she devours a life-size cake made in her own image.

"Eating her own image, that's what she does in the movie," said David Giancola, director of "Illegal Aliens," on which Smith was a producer and her late son, Daniel Smith, was associate producer. "She really wanted people to laugh. Anna and Daniel wanted to make a movie that satirized Hollywood and ourselves to a great extent."

Smith's share of the profits will go to her infant daughter, Dannielynn, Giancola said.

"My intention was to distance the movie as much as possible from her death so people could laugh," Giancola said. "That was her intention. That was Daniel's intention. To get people to laugh. Some people are making the wrong assumption that we are trying to capitalize off her death. But she and Daniel were investors in the movie, and we're basically just fulfilling hers and Daniel's wishes."

I'm sure this movie is total crap but I'm tempted to see it anyway. Why? It would be like self torture. Better yet, it would be like being gagged and beaten by a hairy midget named Jerry. I need some of that these days. I don't have enough excitement in my life.

On a lighter note, it's good to see the Anna Nicole's part of the profits going to Dannielynn, as they should.

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Paris Hilton received a barrage of phone calls from unidentified pests Friday night after Shanna Moakler published her cellphone number and e-mail address on her MySpace page.

Hilton was in Las Vegas when "the phone calls started pouring in," her rep told Page Six. The flack called Moakler's actions "childish and mean-spirited" and said, "It appears to me that this woman is desperate for press and attention."

Did Paris' rep actually say Shanna Moakler is desperate for press and attention? Wonky Eye is the biggest self promoting whore of our generation! I'm not saying Shanna isn't looking for press, but for that to come from Paris' camp is a load of shit. If Paris wasn't such an egotistical bitch, people wouldn't even think twice about her or those bad blow jobs she gives.

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Sara Ramirez AKA Callie from Grey's Anatomy is releasing an album later this year and discusses her future with Grey's.

"All I can say is that Eric Idle and John Du Prez, who were the writers of Spamalot, are writing the album," said Ramirez, who will record the album during her summer break from "Grey's Anatomy." The actress plays Callie, the spirited wife of George on the popular ABC primetime drama.

On her future with "Grey's Anatomy," Ramirez is somewhat cryptic: "Am I back next season? Maybe. This character's just been so much fun to play. Acting with this group of people has been a master class in episodic television. For now, I'm just enjoying the ride."

I love Sara's character on Grey's Anatomy. I just wish she would make George 'man-up' for once! I've never heard her sing but will be interested in hearing her album when it drops. Isn't she one sexy, curvy bitch? Love her!

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I don't like massages. I don't like people touching me - that doesn't make me happy,"

"My face is as fat as monkey feet."

Shnook'ems, I don't care how fat your face is, those eyes still melt me baby. I don't like people touching my face either, but I'll make an exception for those eyeballs. :)

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Here's the first extra:

And the uncut ending:




LINKAGE
Nicole Richie calls another celeb a "fat bitch!" I guess I can't say this is a case of the pot calling the kettle black - Celebrity Smack
Sheryl Crow blogs about global warming - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Fantasia continues to scare me - Juicy-News
Yet another celebrity sex tape! Details - Ninja Dude
Who doesn't like Posh Spice? - Into Gossip
Vanessa Williams looks so good naked, I'd switch teams - Gone Hollywood
The new Sanjaya Malakar - Bumpshack
Heath Ledger looks horrible - Daily Stab
Britney Spears glamour pics. That's all I have to say - Evil Beet
Ellen DeGeneres' new gig - Girls Talkin' Smack
This shit's funny! - Holy Candy
Avril Lavigne's fashion faux pas campaign continues - Glitterati
NBC did a good job of giving the Virginia Tech killer his 15 minutes of fame, possibly inspiring other headcases. Sad - Glosslip
Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley are feuding - Celebitchy
Joe Francis is in more trouble. Cries in court

Us magazine got their hands on some photos of Laguna Beach's Jason Wahler playing Russian Roulette with a loaded gun.

The pictures, which were taken last summer, show the 20-year-old and his friend, rapper Jay 211, holding a pistol to their heads and then pulling the trigger."We were just wasted one night and we ended up back at Jay's house in North Hollywood," a source who witnessed the incident tells Usmagazine.com.

Everyone was just playing around and they decided to play Russian Roulette. There was one bullet in the gun and Jason and Jay both pointed the gun at their heads and pulled the trigger." Luckily, no one got hurt. The source adds: "Jason's out of control. He's out of his f--king mind."

My gawd, I feel sorry for Lauren. No one wants to hear this about their ex-boyfriend. Every minute a new story emerges that proves how much of a loser Jason Wahler is. It just keeps getting worse. Speechless.

LMAO!
"Bring yo coochie down, put yo coochie up!"

Jennifer Lopez breaks out the bell-bottoms and her favorite arm candy, husband Marc Anthony, during a visit to London on Sunday. The pop star got a $1.2 million payday to perform at a joint birthday bash for Russian billionaire Andrei Melnichenko and his wife at their Surrey estate on Saturday.

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