April 2007 News Archive (Page 8)

Baby Mama Is Lying That Chris Rock Is The Papa

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TMZ reports that the heffa claiming to be the mother of Chris Rock's love child is a fraud.

Her history includes DUIs, bad checks, theft by deception, domestic disturbance, and an elaborate cell phone scam.

Chris Rock has yet to deny boning this bitch. Who should be more ashamed?!

Shanna Moakler Releases Paris Hilton's Phone Number and Lindsay Lohan's Email Address

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Lindsay Lohan's MySpace and e-mail accounts were allegedly hacked earlier this past week. Shanna Moakler decided to publish the goods Friday on her myspace. Mature.

and since there are 2 little girls with to much time on their hands and no one to love them....id like to share my "hacked" info as well. ive tried to disassociate myself from both these parties for some time now and like a fungus they wont go away.

Paris Hilton: princessph@mycingular.blackberry.net
310-801-0148

djllohan@tmail.com ( cause we like to pretend we are people we will never be talented enough to be)

Lindsey Lohan: labellavita7@tmo.blackberry.net

HAPPY HACKING!

I saw this info on the net and I called Paris Hilton. Her mailbox was full! Darn! I had so many things to say to the bitch. I didn't try emailing LaLo, what's the point? I've already called Lindsay when her blackberry was hacked the first time. Linds had the funniest voicemail ever... a song about being a whore. That's why I love that dumb ho. She's true to her roots.

Back to Shanna, I don't know why she thinks she's still in high school. She's a mother of three kids.

It was also being reported that Harry Morton, Lindsay's ex and Pink Taco owner allegedly attacked Shanna for publishing Lindsay's info. Turns out the myspace blog he posted was from a poser's account. Shanna left the following response via her myspace blog yesterday.

Sunday, April 22, 2007I LOVE PINK TACO.
Current mood: annoyed

There are numerous reasons why i posted my last blog and i stand behind every single one of them.

One of those reasons, hackers and whores pretending to be people they arent and harrassing others via phone, text, and myspace. having fun at the expense of others is in poor taste and i just had enough of it.

on a seperate note. I have known Harry Morton for over 10 years and i highly respect him. I know for a fact he does NOT have a Myspace account and Nor did he write a blog about me. HE actually has a life and a reputation and i wish him much success in his ventures.

shannaxoxo

Britney Spears Wants Me To Call Her A Hick

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Why else would she dress like this?! I'm not one to argue, I will oblige. Britney Spears is a cheap, 99 cent store shopping, trailer trash redneck hick.

I don't know what animal she skinned back out in da yard to make that there jacket, but I'm guessing she ate the remains before she headed out to the sto.

Brit do be tryin' tho. Just look at dem ridiculous blue contacts and dat thick wig in her hat-weave combo.

Do that girl got a bra on too? I don't be seein' me one. The way she been lookin' round this here town make me missin' dem days when she was hangin' wit dat rich folk ho, Parisite Hilton, at least that skank be dressed better than this.

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Beyonce Concert Pictures From Her World Tour Launch In Australia

Beyonce gets in a trance. Like, seriously, a fucking trance! Just look at her performing in Australia on the launch of her world tour.

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Yeah, bitch looks crazy, but I dig it.

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B gets so into her performances, it's sexual. She was born to be on stage.

Up To Speed: I Agree With Britney Spears

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Britney Spears' papa Jamie Spears said Brit Brit isn't taking responsibility for her actions. She fired her manager, Larry Rudolph, and talked shit about him to. In Larry's defense, Britney's dad issued the following statement to the NY Post.

When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life.

The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter's statements about him over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career. Larry has always been there for Britney. For this, we will forever be grateful to him."

Britney fired back and issued the following statement through her rep:

I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It's sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman's love. I am concentrating on my work and my life right now."

Britney Spears is completely right! The men in her life have had a hard time accepting "a real woman's love."

Kevin Federsperm didn't accept her love, he accepted her major credit cards. While the other men in her life, her babies Sean Preston and Jayden James, also have a difficult time accepting her love - because they don't know what the eff it is! They don't see the ho for days at a time, and when they do, they fear for their lives.

Britney's telling the damn truth!

pic source, ny post

Up To Speed: Pass The Fug On The Left Hand Side

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Kevin Federline, Parisite Hilton, her new bf and victim Josh Henderson and super fug sistah Nicky Hilton all showed up at Las Vegas' nightclub Tao on Friday night for Jason I don't know who the eff he is, Strauss' birthday bash.

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When rocking short hair, Federsperm has always bared a striking resemblance to a turtle. But he was a hot turtle. Now the fugly is close to taking over his entire mug. If it wasn't for those dimples, I don't know what I would do.

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Up To Speed: Sanjaya Malakar Attends White House Correspondent Dinner

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Sanjy at the White House

Sanjaya's lanky, but he has big feet. He's awkward, but he has good hair. He's skinny, but he has good teeth. And he hit puberty while America watched. I dig it. The curls have reeled me in.

More on Sanjaya's visit to the White House

Up To Speed: Alec Baldwin Responds To Cell Phone Leak

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Although I have been told by numerous people not to worry too much, as all parents lose their patience with their kids, I am most saddened that this was released to the media because of what it does to a child.

I'm sorry, as everyone who knows me is aware, for losing my temper with my child. I have been driven to the edge by parental alienation for many years now. You have to go through this to understand. (Although I hope you never do.)

I am sorry for what happened. But I am equally sorry that a court order was violated, which had deliberately been put under seal in this case."

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Up To Speed: what happened over the weekend

Amy Winehouse is engaged
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have moved in together
Jennifer Lopez was paid $1.2 Million for performing for 40 minutes
Kristen Dunst is conceited
Desperate Housewives' Jesse Metcalfe is single again
Jessica Alba may be single now too
Margaret Cho blogs about Virginia Tech

No Updates Today

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Hey all.

I'm sure some of you may get annoyed with my ass and stop visiting POTP, but I won't be updating today simply due to the endless tech problems I'm experiencing.

For the past few days my site has been down for hours at a time. I don't want to put you visitors through this drama. I hope these issues will be resolved by Monday. However, I will still be working with Dreamhost (the spawn of Satan) for the next few weeks because that's when my school semester ends and I'll be able to re-post my entries. On the other hand, the tech problems may be coming from Wordpress, not my host. I'm looking into both possibilities.

There's never too much gossip that comes out on Fridays. I will get you guys in the know on Monday. I love you all to itty bitty pieces and please feel free to drop me a line. It just may make me feel better. I'm sure you can imagine how frustrated I am.

Happy Friday!!!!!!

Much luv.

UPDATE:I will no longer be working with the spawn of Satan! I will be switching hosts this weekend. Everything should be kewl by Monday, let's keep our fingers crossed. =) Here's some Celebrity Dirt for ya too! =)