April 2007 News Archive (Page 9)

So it seems there really IS a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler. The problem is, it's so flippin' boring that it's being shelved! Sources say the tape is "very vanilla" with "no hard-core sex".

Sugar DVD says they are shelving the tape for different reasons:

"We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, homosexual people and the police department."

Call me an idiot, but what the hell does "very vanilla" mean when referring to sex?

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It's Time For Some Linkage Baby!
I see London, I see France, I see Mischa's under-pants! - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Anna Nicole Smith's mom Virgie is into incest - Celebrity Smack
Britney Spears' new addiction - Allie Is Wired
Heidi swears she had nothing to do with LC's sex tape being leaked - Ninja Dude
Chingy is trying to be the next Travis Barker - Juicy-News
Hilary Duff's new photospread for Blender magazine - Into Gossip
Which attention whore decided to pull a Kanye West by engraving his scalp with a razor? - Daily Stab
Here's A Fug Face For Ya - Rachel Zoe - ICK! - Evil Beet
Chris Daughtry Debuts The Video For His New Single 'Home' - Girls Talkin Smack
Put Up Those Jazz Hands, Spider Man Is Coming To Broadway - Holy Candy
Stevie Nicks Shoots Down Lindsay Lohan's Thoughts Of Playing Her In A Movie - Glitterati

Alec Baldwin had called his daughter Ireland wednesday morning and when she didn't answer, he flipped out and left a harsh voice mail for her. The fat bastard even goes as far as calling his daughter "a thoughtless little pig". This is part of the message he left for her:

I wanna tell you something O.K., and I want to leave a message for you right now cause again, it's 10:30 here in New York on a wednesday and once again I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time.

When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever im doing and I go and I make that phone call. At 11 in the morning in New York and you don't pick up the phone at 10 o'clock at night and you don't even have the goddamn phone turned on. I want you to know something O.k? I'm tired of playing this game with you.

Im leaving this message with you to tell you, You have insulted me for the LAST time. You have insulted me. You don't have the brains or decency as a human being I don't give a damn that you're 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do as far as Im concerned.

Im going to be on a plane and I'm going to come out there for the day and Im going to straighten your ass out when I see you, do you understand me?

The entire message can be heard on TMZ's website, just click on the link below.

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Personally, Gwen's second solo album is pretty much trash. But you Gwen fans may think this boring video is awesome? Enjoy. Gawd, I love my promotion skills. Hawt.

UPDATE: POTP was down for a few hours again today. Not surprised. I hope to move to a new host and server this weekend. That's the plan. :)

Donald Trump has unleashed a secret weapon in his feud with Rosie O'Donnell - a gigantic black undergarment she wore in the movie "Exit to Eden," which Trump sent to Barbara Walters on Monday to hang on the office wall at "The View."

The girdle-like outfit - variously described as "a bustier" and "a giant pair of panties" - was bought at a charity auction by a fan, who then had the relic framed under glass and delivered to Trump.

"I sent it to Barbara to hang in her office because I didn't want it in mine. It was funny, except that it was really gross. It's disgusting," Trump told Page Six. "I feel sorry for [Rosie's] wife. It can't be pleasant."

On "The View" on Monday, O'Donnell asked Walters, Joy Behar and Elizabeth Haselbeck: "You want to hear what a 61-year-old businessman did today? He sent Barbara . . ."

Walters interrupted: "But this is for me to say. This was sent for me, it was not sent to you." O'Donnell: "Go ahead, you say it." Walters: "No, I don't want to." O'Donnell: "You don't want to?"

Walters ended the conversation, "I really do not want to stir up the whole Donald Trump thing again" - leaving viewers wondering what they were talking about.

When someone gets a hold of a pair of Donald's Turd streaked underwear, who's gonna be laughing then???? ME.. hahaha. Yeah, I'm laughing just thinking about it... O.k. the reality of it is sinking in now. Ewwwwwwww.

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Chris Rock asked a court to determine if he's the father of a 13-year-old boy, according to papers filed in a paternity dispute with a Georgia woman.

If he's proven to be the father, Rock wants to "contribute to the support, maintenance, and education" of the boy, say the papers filed Monday in Statesboro, Ga.

Kali Bowyer had first tried to file a paternity action against Rock last month, but withdrew it because Rock, a New Jersey resident, lives outside the southeastern Georgia court's jurisdiction, the Associated Press reports.

Rock's filing now starts the proceedings.

Bowyer's lawyer, Brett Kimmel, says Bowyer is "looking forward to establishing that Mr. Rock is the father of their son and bringing the case to a swift conclusion," according to the AP.

I still don't understand why she waited 13 years before going for paternity tests. Maybe she was scared of the snaggle-fraggle teeth he used to have.

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The opening was hosted by Jennifer Garner

Jenn, Kristen Davis, Angie Harmon and Cindy Crawford all look fierce!

Lindsay Lohan's myspace page was apparently hacked into earlier this week. The hacker intends on starting a web page with all sorts of details including private messages sent to Paris, Shanna Moakler and others. I'm sure that means more firecrotch messages from Paris!
Check Out Screen Caps Of Lindsay's Hacked Myspace Here

Joan Rivers is being replaced by Lisa Rinna as TV Guide Channel's leading red-carpet host. The actress will make her debut at the Emmy Awards on Sept. 16, the network said Wednesday. Rivers, 73, and her daughter, Melissa, 37, launched TV Guide Channel's red-carpet programming in January 2005. They had previously appeared as red-carpet hosts on E! Entertainment.

"TV Guide Channel is very appreciative of Joan and Melissa Rivers' contributions to the success of our red-carpet programming over the past three years," Ryan O'Hara, president of TV Guide Channel, said in a statement. "We wish them the best in their future endeavors."

"Lisa has the perfect mix of charisma, poise and experience to lead our live red- carpet coverage at the major industry award shows," O'Hara said. "In addition to being an established TV star, she also has fashion expertise as both a business person and commentator, so she is a great fit for this role and for our brand."

Rivers, meanwhile, is staying mum.

"I will tell you my true feelings and experiences as soon as we finalize our new deal," she said in a statement released by her spokeswoman, Judy Katz.

Joan is like 123 years old, the hag needs to step down from the red carpet and into the comfortable living of a senior home. Is she even real? I seriously wonder if she's actually alive or if they made a Joan puppet 20 years ago just to keep the spirit going. No 123 year old bitch has a face that tight, no matter how much plastic surgery you have!

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Sanjaya Malakar, the under-talented but unflappable singer who horrified and captivated millions in his improbable "American Idol" run, was finally voted off the show Wednesday night. When the result was announced, Malakar wiped away tears and got a big hug from LaKisha Jones, the next lowest vote-getter.

"I'm fine," he told Ryan Seacrest. "It was an amazing experience."
"I can promise you: We won't soon forget you," Seacrest replied.

Malakar then performed one last song, "Something To Talk About." Putting his own twist on the song, the 17-year-old known for his pretty looks and ever-changing hairstyles ad-libbed: "Let's give them something to talk about ... other than hair."

Thank Gawd! I hope this fool doesn't last long in the media but damn it you know he will. He's going to be endorsing 10 different hair products and KFC all while making up new little jingles to 'Something To Talk About'. I've got nightmares already.

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