Archive for May, 2007

WTF Pic Of The Day: Rosie O’Donnell Caught In Iraq

May 31st, 2007

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Rosie probably actually looks like this when she wakes up in the morning. She’s never looked better!

I feel a need…. A need for LINKAGE!!!!!!

Kerri Russell Is Lookin H-O-T As A Pin-Up Girl! - Celebrity Smack
Marilyn Manson Talking Smack About Lindsay Lohan? - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Kanye West Must Be On Crack. Says He’s Music Worlds Mel Gibson - Juicy News
Michael Lohan Says Lindsay’s All About The Oxycontin, Baby - Glitterati Gossip
Paula Adbuls Conference Call Audio! - Evil Beet
5 Days Till Wonky-Eye Hilton Goes To The Clinker! - Ninja Dude
It’s Time For A Calum Best Pop Quiz! - Holy Candy
J-Lo & Skeletor At The Childrens Fund Gala - Daily Stab


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Holy Fugliness! Is That Jenna Jameson?

May 31st, 2007

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Aaaagggghh! Looks like Jenna has a little addiction to plastic surgery. Now she has 2 sets of flubbed up lips.. Ewwwww…. WTF happened?



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Paula Abdul - A Whining Bitch

May 31st, 2007

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Paula recently broke down and had a tear filled pity party during a conference call which was also recorded. Here’s a bit of her ‘poor me’ conversation:

“I do a call-in every week for OK! Magazine on ‘American Idol.’ Because of my brilliant job, they want to do a cover on me. I’m being told by Howard Bragman that I’m too old and no one will ever want to do a cover.

I’m being tested. All I’ve ever wanted in my life is to be treated fairly and be treated with kindness. And I’ve never in my entire career been treated this way. The people who are supposed to take care of these things do not. I have to clean up after them everywhere they go. And I’m tired of it.

Howard Bragman on Monday - he did some disgusting behavior. I had to go to Jimmy Kimmel,” Abdul is heard sobbing, “with no publicist there. [Abdul appeared on Kimmel's show on May 15.] I go on with no publicist there and I pay this man . . .

I don’t understand how this man can call me a whining bitch. I’ve never in my life been called a whining bitch and a loser.”

So all this boo-hooing and at the end she says she doesn’t understand how she could be called a whining bitch… Did she not hear the rant she just gave off? I think even when Pilly Paula does talk, she just thinks it’s voices in her head and sound isn’t really coming out. At least that’s what I get from her mumbly slurring speech she tends to often have during interviews.

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The Katharine McPhee Kit Kat Movement

May 31st, 2007

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Some Katharine McPheever sufferers have gotten together, created some “original” Kit Kat logo and they’re sending candies and a note to American Idol executives.

Katharine McPhee fans are upset that the show snubbed Katharine from their finale performance. Kat’s mom Peisha also thinks this is a great idea, bitch is dumb. We all know Randy Jackson’s getting crumbs all over his lap right about now and licking chocolate off his fingers as we speak.

Why send producers something they’re gonna give to their kids instead of something that’ll piss them off and smells rancid? All they needed to send was one of Paris Hilton’s thongs.

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Celine Dion & Daughter… I Mean Son Rene Charles

May 31st, 2007

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I think I may have to this up as a poster for ‘Why Your Son Gets His Ass Beat In Kindergarten’. He’d be a cute lil boy if he didn’t have the long goldy locks going on.


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Calum Best Admits He Has Drug & Hooker Issues

May 31st, 2007

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I’m a bad boy. I go out and get drunk, I get high on cocaine and I do stupid debauched things with the wrong women.I do drink too much and it gets out of control. The drink leads to the coke and the coke leads to debauchery — the wrong people and places.

When I’m high I do wild, stupid s**t. I’m a red-blooded male and I’m addicted to sex.

Calum decided to speak out after The Sun published the photos of him in a cocaine filled three-some with hookers.

The male model licked cocaine off one naked hooker in the three-hour orgy which involved sex toys and a cat-o’-nine tails.

Calum said yesterday: “I’m ashamed of what I’ve done.

I’ve got a problem. Sometimes I end up with one woman, other times I end up with two. This makes me sounds so seedy, when I’m not. I’m a respectable gentleman, but sometimes get drunk and get high.”

California-born Calum — who is in Los Angeles for a week to meet acting agents — plans to check in to rehab when he returns to London.

He is avoiding Malibu’s Promises clinic, where Lindsay is having treatment after being charged with drink-driving last Saturday. Cops said they found cocaine after she crashed her Merc.

Calum said: “Lindsay needs to concentrate on herself now. If she’s having problems I will back her up.

“She is a lovely girl. I’m here to support her. I can’t say she’s my girlfriend. We’ll see. We’re still in touch.”

I don’t think Lindsay’s going to hang out with Calum anytime soon after the little hooker incident! Nobody wants to hang out with a dude who’s banging crack-head prostitutes and probably has 4 different diseases going on in his pants. Does anyone think he’s great for coming forward and telling us what a whoring coked up mess he is, he knows it’s bad and he’s going to seek help? Or is everyone with me in believing he’s looking for publicity since his celebri-titties is in rehab and he’s not getting the attention?

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Nicole Richie Speaking About The Recent Rehab Rumors, Paris Jail Time, And Lindsays Mishaps.

May 31st, 2007

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 Nicole shared some studio time with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS FM yesterday and cleared up a few things about herself, and her little friends Lindsay and Paris.

Does she think Paris is nervous about going to jail?

“Wouldn’t you be?…Of course she is.”

Any chances to she could go to jail herself for her December DUI?

“Everything is possible at this point…I’m nervous, but I understand that I have to deal with whatever consequences come my way, and I take responsibility.”

Speaking on the current stuff going on with Lindsay Lohan:

“I haven’t talked to her…she was at my barbeque, but I didn’t see her…I saw Mischa, but I missed Lindsay…I think she was there for 5 minutes.”

What’s with the Nicole rehab rumors?

“I hadn’t been photographed in a couple of weeks…people were wondering where I was…the truth was, I was on tour with [boyfriend] Joel [Madden]. I don’t have any plans to go back [to rehab]. Hopefully I won’t ever have to go back.”

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Producers of Lindsay Lohan’s Next Movie ‘Poor Things’ Want To Keep Her

May 31st, 2007

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The producers of Lindsay Lohan’s next film, Poor Things, plan to keep her on the cast and will juggle the shooting schedule to accommodate her rehabilitation stint .

We have been asked by Lindsay to comply with her wishes to continue working on Poor Things,” producers Rob Hickman and Shirley MacLaine, who will also star in the dark comedy, say in a statement.

 ”We are trying to rearrange the shooting schedule to facilitate her working at the end of the shoot to coincide with the completion of her rehabilitation. We wish her love and the blending of mind, body and spirit.”

The statement from the Poor Things producers offered the first assurance that Lohan’s career will remain on track despite her problems on and off movie sets.

This is what I think is complete crap. Drunk & fugged up Lohan who wrecks her car this weekend, flees the accident, has these pics come out like the one above where she looks half dead, still gets all the goods. And this helps young stars learn any real life lessons how? Doing stupid crap and still having everything handed to you surely isn’t going to help. Hopefully this stint in rehab is real and not just some shit to get out of the public eye for a month.

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