Don’t Hassle A Drunken David Hasslehoff!

Here’s video taken about 3 months ago by David Hasselhoff’s daughter. Boy he makes his daughter proud doesn’t he?




LINKAGE!!!!
More Clips Of Britney’s Monday Night Lip Synching - Celebrity Smack!
The Gilmore Girls Are Getting Cancelled!- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Andy Dick Is Riding The White Pony - Ninja Dude
Casper The Friendly Ghost..errrrrr. Ryan Gosling Hits The Beach - Daily Stab
Check Out The Heroes Cast On The Collectors Covers Of EW- Girls Talkin Smack
Jay Leno Thinks All Mexicans Are The Same - Holy Candy
Victoria Beckham Likes To Buy Her Husband A New Wardrobe For HIs Birthday - Into Gossip
Michael Jordan & Tiger Woods Smackin Some Golf Balls - Juicy News
Spider-Man 3 Not As Good As We Thought It Would Be?- Glosslip
Tommy Lee Wants To Buy An Island For Pam - Glitterati

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TLC’s Lisa ‘Left-Eye’ Lopes’ New Documentary On VH1.

Often viewed by the media as outspoken and controversial, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes is posthumously given the opportunity to silence her critics and set the record straight in VH1’s newest Rock Doc, “Last Days of Left Eye.”

Produced and directed by Academy Award nominee Lauren Lazin, “Last Days of Left Eye” is filled with exclusive and never before seen footage all captured in the final month of Lisa’s life.

With the full support and cooperation of the Lopes family, VH1 was granted unprecedented access to Lisa’s film archive and most private journals. What emerges is an intimate and surprising journey into the soul of a beautiful, talented and still-provocative artist.

“Last Days of Left Eye” premieres Saturday, May 19 at 9 p.m. ET/PT on VH1 and VH1 Soul.

I think VH1 normally does very good with their documentaries so I’m excited to watch it. TLC was one of the best girl groups of our generation. Sucks they had to split.

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Paris Hilton’s Wonky Ass May End Up In Jail - WOO HOO!

Looks like prosecutors want Paris Hilton to spend a few days in Jail for being such a jackass DUI violator. That’s what you get for driving on a suspended license ya dumb ho-bag!

In documents filed April 30th in Superior Court, prosecutors said they also want Hilton to be required to stay away from alcohol for 90 days and wear a monitoring device that will chart whether she complies.

She was pulled over by California Highway Patrol on Jan. 15. Officers informed Hilton she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive, according to court papers.

Prosecutors say by signing the document Hilton knew she was not allowed to drive. They also note that as of April 17 she had yet to enroll in the alcohol education program.

“These violations demonstrate Hilton’s disregard for the vehicle laws of this state as well as for the conditions of her probation,” the court filing said. “This court should … include imprisonment as a condition of reinstating her probation.”

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Lindsay Lohan Caught Doing Naughty Things. There’s A Shocker!

Lindsay Lohan just can’t seem to stop partying - and, unluckily for her, word on the street is that someone may have recorded her revelry with a cellphone video camera. We can’t divulge what Lohan was allegedly caught doing, but if true, it won’t sit well with her younger fans.

Apparently, all the naughtiness went down last week at a party at a private house in Beverly Hills that was also attended by her frenemy Paris Hilton, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos and Ryan Seacrest.

Oh yeah baby! I can’t wait for this video to come out! You know the shit she did on video has to be pretty bad if Page Six won’t even mention it! It’s gotta be more exciting than ‘Just My Luck’ which I caught on HBO last night and it’s horrible. It’s probably worse than the fat naked guy standing in the locker room of the gym, with the towel around his neck that I heard about. I know, it sounds so appealing. Just My Luck was the first Lindsay Orangehand movie I’ve ever seen and it was like Chinese water torture. 

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Quote Me Of The Day: Jane Fonda

“One day I had had enough and went to her makeup trailer and said, ‘Come on, Lindsay! Everybody’s waiting for you!’ And I just turned on my heel and walked out.

“Afterwards, they told me she turned to her makeup person and said, ‘Barbarella just yelled at me!‘”

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WTFug Pic Of The Day: Kate Moss & Her White Powder

Hahaha! How interesting she makes Time Magazine’s 100 most influential people, and the next day has coke residue on her pants. Why does the skinny bitch always look like she doesn’t brush her hair?

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Leo Dicaprio, Sacha Baron Cohen, Rosie O’Donnell In Time Magazines 100 Influential People Issue

Heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio and envelope-pushers Rosie O’Donnell and Sacha Baron Cohen are among the entertainment newsmakers on Time magazine’s list of 100 people who shape the world.

Roseanne Barr weighed in on Baron Cohen, also known as Borat. “He does offend some people’s sensibilities, but the youth of today are offended if they’re not offended,” she wrote.

The list of 100 most influential, on newsstands Friday, also includes Queen Elizabeth II, presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, YouTube founders Steve Chen and Chad Hurley, director Martin Scorsese and model Kate Moss.

Scorsese, who often casts DiCaprio in his films, praised the 32-year-old screen idol/activist as a “true actor.”

“DiCaprio is another guy a lot of us underestimated as a pretty-boy type,” Adi Ignatius, a deputy managing editor at Time, told AP Television News.

Other entertainers making the cut were Oprah Winfrey, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake, Tyra Banks, Cate Blanchett, America Ferrera, Tina Fey, John Mayer, Brian Williams, Michael J. Fox, California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and “American Idol” creator Simon Fuller.

You gotta laugh when Sacha Baron Cohen & Kate Moss make the list and George Bush doesn’t.

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Is Usher Gonna Fire His Momma From Being Manager?

I’m taking this all as a big rumor but Usher may be firing his mom from being his manager and have his new bitch Tameka do it instead. Is he really putting the pussy on a pedestal?

“They definitely don’t get along,” one spy tells us. “Tameka came to Jonetta’s birthday on April 6. They hugged and posed for photos, but it was all for the cameras.”

The rift dates back to when Jonetta encouraged Usher to fire Tameka as his stylist. “Tameka went on the radio and took some shots at Jonetta,” says a source.

But Usher, 28, still liked Tameka, 38, and vice versa. In fact, she ended up leaving her husband for him. (Reps are denying she’s pregnant.)

“Tameka has a hold over him,” says one friend. “Nobody can figure it out. Some people think he may make Tameka his manager.”

Execs at Jive, Usher’s label, are said to be concerned. “They think Jonetta’s done an incredible job with his career. They’re encouraging her to take on Britney Spears.”
A rep for Usher scoffed at talk that he’s firing his mom: “I don’t know of any management changes at this time.”

He’d be stupid to fire his mom and make Tameka his manage. That ho wants nothing but green-backs. From the pics I’ve seen of Usher lately, he needs to hire a personal trainer!

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