The hottest judge ever has ordered Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail for violating her probation!
Parisite must begin serving her time in the slammer on June 5th and if the infested one doesn’t serve her sentence on or before then she will be given 90 days!
The judge ordered that Paris must do all the time and she’s not allowed a work release, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of the clink. She’ll be behind bars at a woman’s facility in Lynwood, CA.
Parisite said her publicist Elliot Mintz didn’t tell her her license was suspended. However, the judge couldn’t care less. He told Parisite that she’s the one who signed a document stating that her license was suspended for 4 months.
The bitch said she didn’t know what she was signing, she simply just signed the document.
Now, hold on! The judge should have cut this bitch some slack. You know she doesn’t know how to read! Parisite had no clue of what she was doing. This is sad peoples. =)
Before the judge announced his sentence, Parisite shed some tears and said,
“I’m very sorry and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything. I’m sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all.”
But the judge didn’t care. He also said Paris sucks for blaming her handlers. Parisite’s mom Kathy is reportedly mad as hell! Their money can’t buy them outta this. So sad! Happy Friday!!!
I don’t feel the need to impress anymore. I’ve worked for a long time to get where I am, and now I can be comfortable in my own skin. I feel more in control of my life. Outward appearance is just secondary to the confidence that I feel inside.”
Work it out beeyotch! Confidence is sexy even if you have to fake it *cough*.
* Jess is featured as one of the world’s most beautiful women without make-up in this week’s People magazine.
With the largest jump to No. 1 in the history of the Billboard Hot 100, Maroon 5 scores its first chart-topper as “Makes Me Wonder” soars 64-1.
The move was fueled by digital sales of 243,500 downloads and a No. 1 debut on Hot Digital Songs. Kelly Clarkson held the previous record for the largest jump to No. 1 on the Hot 100 when she moved 52-1 with “A Moment Like This” in October 2002.
Also, Carrie Underwood’s “I’ll Stand by You” is the chart’s top debut at No. 6. The track is the first iTunes exclusive to ever open in the top 10; it was drawn from last week’s “American Idol Gives Back” special.
That reminds me I need to get Maroon 5’s album on iTunes so I can be a part of their tour presale. I LOVE these guys! So excited.
Jenny McCarthy’s 5-year-old son Evan has been diagnosed with autism. Jenny appeared on The View where she opened up on Evan’s condition. She’s writing a book about children with Autism called Louder Than Words due in September. Jenny said,
I just want moms … who have children out there with autism … to know that I am coming back in a few months with this book, and I am planning on using my big, giant, controversial mouth to blow the lid off a lot of things related to autism to give moms hope. It is so needed.”
Tom Brady is so effing hot!!! I love football, but I love watchin’ him play football even more. There’s never enuf closeups of his beauty.
But seeing Tom stroll down the street with a man purse deducts 50% of his hawtness points. Like, if he wasn’t rich and famous I would tell him to get away from me. He looks ashamed, kind of hanging his head down. Can ya blame him?
Okay, Jason Biggs is the male equivalent of Drew Barrymore. He’s totally typecasted as some dorky dude in romantic comedies. But who cares? Jason’s so good at playing a nerdy-hot dumbass. Luv him!
