Up To Speed: Lindsay Lohan’s Cocaine Scandal

What happens in dirty bathrooms must come to light!

The News of the World says they got some pictures and video of Lindsay Lohan with her nose all up in some cocaine. The pics were allegedly taken last month.

Lindsay Lohan’s “friend” told the tabloid that Linds snorted 20 lines of coke that night. But hey, who’s counting?

The top picture above captures Blohan shoving a lump of crack into her friend’s nose hole. Linds also reportedly bragged,

“I’m going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law.”

The footage was taken at Hollywood’s Teddy’s at the Roosevelt Hotel 20 days after she finished rehab last month.

Lindsay’s “friend” also said,

“That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before.

I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.

“One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat.”

The fucking bitch known as Lindsay’s friend also said Lindsay’s a sex addict and she bragged about having sex with James Blunt, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benecio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco.

You know Lindsay never considered this hater bitch to be a real friend cuz this bitch doesn’t know shite! You know that list of men Lindsay boinked is actually 8 times longer! Linds also said she messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio but didn’t fuck him.

I’ll see if I can post more fun quotes later, but what do you guys think? I REALLY despise bitches like this!!! When I say ‘bitches like this’ I’m talking about Lindsay’s “friend!” I don’t care how famous or not you are, keep a fucking secret, dammit! This bitch is so jealous. Why can’t a famous person do some shit without making headlines? You try to trust folk and they sell you out like this.

Yeah, Linds is a mess but she wants to be a mess right now and it’s her right. Down with these jealous hater narcs. UGH!!!!!!!

Moving on, I wonder how Jude Law is in bed? He’s the hottest outta the bunch. Joaquin Phoenix? Bitch must be a desperate sex addict. Joaquin’s face is just too serious and scary looking. I would cry out of fear before and after climaxing. How’d Lindsay do it? Must have been doggy style. Figures.

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