Archive for May 9th, 2007

John Mayer and America Ferrera at Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People Event

May 9th, 2007

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America and John are both SO hawt! I can only imagine how many people keep telling John he looks better with short hair. It’s gonna get old real fast. He cleans up well! America really cleans up well.

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Photo of John Mayer and America Ferrera at Time Magazines 100 Most Influential People Event

Photo of John Mayer and America Ferrera at Time Magazines 100 Most Influential People Event

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Carmen Electra pushes the feminist movement back at least a decade - TOB
Retailers are hatin’ on Victoria Beckham - Celebrity Smack
Jessica Simpson tells us what makes her fart - Holy Candy
Two of the hottest celebs take over TRL - Juicy-News
You’ll never guess who used to sell porn - Daily Stab
Ya gotta buy it for someone - Glosslip
The sweetheart we all love, Tammy Faye updates fans on her cancer battle - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Are you a female suffering from SCD disease? - IBBB
Night of a thousand fugs - City Rag
Kevin Federline offers his sperm to women in Kentucky. I’m not kidding this time! - Glitterati
If I said this was an upgrade that would be a huge understatement - Evil Beet
Lindsay Lohan in white. Is she cracked out too? - Girls Talkin’ Smack
Britney belongs in a trailer park - Gabby
Lindsay Lohan’s showing off her freckles - Atomic Popcorn
Straight WTF?! - Bumpshack
Watch Joss Stone’s new video featuring Common - Allie Is Wired


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David Beckham Blond And Shaved

May 9th, 2007

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Still hawt. I dunno what he could do to make me consider him straight fug.

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Akon “Apologizes” For Simulated Sex Incident With 14 Year-Old Deena Alleyne

May 9th, 2007

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NEW YORK (AP) — Akon, under fire for doing a sexually explicit dance onstage with a 14-year-old girl, has offered an apology to the teen and anyone else who was offended by the display.

Since the incident, Verizon has pulled out as a sponsor of his tour with Gwen Stefani, for whom he wrote the hit “The Sweet Escape.”

In a statement released Wednesday to The Associated Press, Akon, 34, said he was sorry for the incident but also said he didn’t know the girl was underage.

I want to sincerely apologize for the embarrassment and any pain I’ve caused to the young woman who joined me onstage, her family and the Trinidad community for the events at my concert.

“It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18. That is why we tried to make sure that the club did not admit anyone under 18 in the audience. Somehow, that standard was not met.”

Apology unaccepted!! Akon’s saying that the club didn’t meet his I’ll-hump-you-like-a-porn-star-and-toss-you-around-like-a-ragdoll-
because-I-think-you’re-at-least-18-standard.

He’s a pervert and he’s disgusting. When I first saw the Akon video, there was no age given for the girl. No one even knew she was 14, so my disgust has nothing to do with her age.

Akon fans and idiots are saying that the 14 year-old girl deserved the rough simulated sex and she enjoyed it.

I think Deena was simply caught up in the situation. She probably felt special at the time, then watched the video, realized she was violated and suddenly Akon’s attack wasn’t glamorous at all. I’m not gonna stand by this jerk just cuz he sold a few records. He’s trash. And his voice has always grossed me out. All nasal.

Anywho, my Akon post was linked on a major site, to read the comments that have been coming in and to watch the video, (if you haven’t seen it yet), please click here. =)

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Why Is She Smiling?

May 9th, 2007

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Kelly Clarkson was on TRL yesterday dressed like a blue sumthin! That’s the span of my creativity folks - ‘blue sumthin!’

No, I don’t think she’s fat… but she sure is round! And it’s sad. When I saw Kelly a couple of years ago at the American Music Awards, she was tiny! No more than a size 3. It’s amazing how much weight the camera adds.

All these pics are an injustice to Ms. Clarkson. She must be eating her way through a breakup. Dumbass! The best way to get back at an ex is to start looking fierce. Poor thing.

Celebrity Fit Club could use you, Kelly. I’d love to see you on there all bloated and miserable.


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Quote Me Of The Day: Parisite Hilton

May 9th, 2007

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Paris already said she doesn’t read things, so we all know the ho can’t write things either! Her PR rep works hard for the Wonky! This pic was taken yesterday. Parisite is so sorry about all this that she’s still driving with her suspended license. But here ya go, here’s the statement just issued from Paris Hilton.

After reading the media’s coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should — no matter how slightly.

I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.

No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse.”

Paris is just scared because Big Bertha’s creaming her panties right now fantasizing about fisting her.

Was I too graphic? Sorry. Gawd, I wish someone would film this mess. Paris behind bars would be the best reality show of our generation!

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One-Eyed Granny Dancing

May 9th, 2007

Can you sit through it? More importantly, how bored are you?

I’m just trying to promote for my friend.


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Plastic Surgery Posh Style

May 9th, 2007

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US Weekly broke it down for ya.

- Cheek implants - $3,000

- Collagen lip injections every few months - $2,000

- Forehead lift - $8,000

- Nose job (and yet it she looks piggy) - $11,000

- Breast implants - $10,000

Posh deserves a refund. Her tits look like water balloons and don’t get me started on her snout. She’s still fierce tho.

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I Don’t Even Know What To Say About This One - Nappy Headed Hos Porn

May 9th, 2007

I think I’ll be here all day, I don’t know where to begin. So, unfortunately, I will simply post this story. There’s not enuf hours in the day for me to get into this trash. Especially today.

Porn producer Kick Ass Pictures is releasing a new adult DVD tiled “Nappy Headed Ho’s.” They say $1 from the sale of each DVD will be donated to a retirement fund for fired Don Imus.

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The film will feature “girls with closely twisted or curled hair (the dictionary definition of ‘nappy’), who have sex for money (the dictionary definition of ‘ho’).” This promises to be a great leap for society.

In a press release, Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis said, “We see this as a free speech issue. As an adult media company, we’re especially defensive of free speech. Don Imus is a loudmouth and perhaps a bigot. However, CBS Radio was hypocritical in hiring Imus to be blunt and outspoken, then firing him for the same reason. Fellow broadcast personalities Ann Coulter and Pat Robertson spew anti-gay slurs, yet they are not fired by their networks.”

Kulkis says that if Imus turns down their donations, they’ll donate them to the United Negro College Fund. As Imus proves, a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

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