Archive for May 21st, 2007
Calum Best has reportedly described Lindsay Lohan as “dynamite” in bed, and their sex sessions leave their hotel room looking like a whirlwind has passed through.
According to The People, Calum told friends about Lindsay during a night out the Stereo nightclub in New York this week and a source told the newspaper: “He told me Lindsay’s really insatiable when it comes to sex. [He said] ’she’s dynamite between the sheets… No girl I’ve ever slept with comes close’.”
The source went on to say: “Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex.
“Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.”
“He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed.”
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I’m only wanted by directors for the image I give off, and it makes me angry. I always wanted to be an actor and not a beauty pageant winner.”
Jude Law is hot but he’s not only being casted for his looks. He’s not a bad actor, he gets a ton of roles and he’s nominated for big awards. The accolades have nothing to do with his hawtness.
‘I’m hot, my life is so hard! Will somebody call my limo already! And where the fuck is my champagne?!’
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Paris Hilton is to pen a prison diary — and hopes it will make her millions.
The heiress, 26, plans to sell the blow-by-blow account after she serves her 23-day sentence for driving while banned.
A source said: “There will be details of clashes with prisoners and disgusting meals. She thinks this will show she is paying her debt to society.”
Paris must report to Century Regional Detention Facility in Los Angeles by June 5 after dropping an appeal.
The only way Paris could pay her debt to society would be to stop infecting the male population or jump off a tall building to find out what happens.
I knew the whore was gonna find some way to capitalize on her “victim” status. Too bad you know an editor is going to eliminate most of Paris’ narcissistic superficial entries. But this book is gonna be a good read! If this is true, I will post excerpts as they leak.
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Album drops June 5th.
Britney Spears was reportedly on a LAX flight to Miami when she discovered that her plane was not equipped with leather seats for her and her entourage.The tantrum began when Brit refused to sit in her assigned seat. She then decided that she wasn’t going to fly commercial, jumping off the plane and delaying it for over an hour!
A witness said, “The plane was about to taxi to the runway when Britney got up. She said, ‘I don’t want to fly on this plane - it hasn’t got leather seats.’”
I don’t know about you, but this shit has got to be true! “It hasn’t got leather seats” is how our favorite hick be keepin’ it country. If only the train wreck could look fierce, her diva behavior would make more sense. Brit doesn’t even look like she wears clean underwear, so why should she care if her stanky ass gets sweaty in leather or cotton?
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Emaciated- visible-ribs-with-protruding-clavicle bitches don’t impress me.
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