May 2007 News Archive (Page 10)

Paris Hilton is to pen a prison diary â€" and hopes it will make her millions.

The heiress, 26, plans to sell the blow-by-blow account after she serves her 23-day sentence for driving while banned.

A source said: "There will be details of clashes with prisoners and disgusting meals. She thinks this will show she is paying her debt to society."

Paris must report to Century Regional Detention Facility in Los Angeles by June 5 after dropping an appeal.

The only way Paris could pay her debt to society would be to stop infecting the male population or jump off a tall building to find out what happens.

I knew the whore was gonna find some way to capitalize on her "victim" status. Too bad you know an editor is going to eliminate most of Paris' narcissistic superficial entries. But this book is gonna be a good read! If this is true, I will post excerpts as they leak.

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Album drops June 5th.

Britney Spears was reportedly on a LAX flight to Miami when she discovered that her plane was not equipped with leather seats for her and her entourage.The tantrum began when Brit refused to sit in her assigned seat. She then decided that she wasn't going to fly commercial, jumping off the plane and delaying it for over an hour!

A witness said, "The plane was about to taxi to the runway when Britney got up. She said, 'I don't want to fly on this plane - it hasn't got leather seats.'"

I don't know about you, but this shit has got to be true! "It hasn't got leather seats" is how our favorite hick be keepin' it country. If only the train wreck could look fierce, her diva behavior would make more sense. Brit doesn't even look like she wears clean underwear, so why should she care if her stanky ass gets sweaty in leather or cotton?

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Emaciated- visible-ribs-with-protruding-clavicle bitches don't impress me.

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Her, yeah, uh... okay. I like her bracelet.

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Scott Stapp former christian and lead singer of Creed was arrested yesterday at his $5 million crib in Boca Raton for allegedly punching down his bitch.

Scott is married to Miss New York Jaclyn Nesheiwat. Police are saying although no one was injured, there's evidence of assault. They also wouldn't confirm whether the victim is Scott's wifey.

Scott has had many run-ins with the police mostly due to being a drunken fool.

Stapp married his future punching bag in 2006 in Miami. The douche founded Creed and won a Grammy Award in 2000 for the song With Arms Wide Open. He went out on his own last year with the solo album, The Great Divide.

Nesheiwat is the director of public affairs for the Scott Stapp Foundation, which promotes healthy parent-child relationships - sounds like they need to get her own relationship right! Hope she's okay.

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50 - real name Curtis Jackson - has vowed never to bow to the pressure of critics, because they can't relate to the hardship most rappers have had to deal with in their youths.

He says, "Music is a mirror, and hip-hop is a reflection of the environment that we grew up in. It's the harsh realities that end up in the music. If I ask you to paint a picture of the American flag and not use the colour red, you're gonna have a difficult time.

"To capture what we try to capture in the art form, I'm sure some conservative Americans can't (identify) with it because of their lifestyle and the way they've actually been brought up, and they haven't been exposed to those realities."

And the Candy Shop hitmaker took the opportunity to poke fun at Master P, who has chosen to stop using racist and sexist language in his music. He adds, "Well Master P doesn't sell CDs anymore. You can tell him I said it."

Until people boycott rap music or stop purchasing derogatory music, download if you have to (legally) cough, but until consumers hit the record labels in the wallet, I'm skeptical about how much will be done to get rappers to stop creating derogatory music.

50 Cent is constantly giving some wack excuse for the bullshit that he does. Not every rapper who grew up in the hood creates derogatory music. It can be done. As a rapper or artist of any nature, you can express the environment that you grew up in without being derogatory and degrading.

Many artists mention their struggles in their art and motivate people to rise up and be positive instead of simply perpetuating stereotypes. 50 on the other hand boasts that he lets his young son play the violent video game he starred in and the only thing he cares about is making money cuz he's a hustler. It's disgusting.

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OMG! What would their kids look like?!! Kiki Dunst and her rocker boyfriend Johnny Borrell took in a cricket game in London on Friday. My eyes! And I'm not exaggerating. My pupils kept switching from Kiki to Johnny to Johnny to Kiki - who's fuglier?!!! The teeth! The matching jackets! The matching sunglasses! It's just too much.

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Dear Candy:

I don't know you, I have never met you and I don't know anything about you. After reading your letter posted on the internet, my mental picture of you is of a lonely old woman living in a mansion in Holmby Hills with let's say 300 cats jumping around, some in their own feces.

I have tried to think to myself what would compel a woman such as yourself to write a letter to someone they have never met? Even worse, you are making up your mind based on headlines. I can understand you writing Paris Hilton a letter out of care because as you said in your letter, you have known her most of her life. Then again, it's sad and pathetic you had the audacity to post that letter on the internet instead of just sending it to Paris personally.

Candy, you don't know any of the facts concerning my situation. I am a hardworking, compassionate and honest person. I will prevail just as I have in the past because overcoming adversity is not only a part of the entrepreneurial experience but a part of life. You should appreciate this and know this more than anyone and I am ashamed of you for forgetting how hard it is to make it in this world and the people who would love to tear you down because you have. Sadly, it appears you have become one of those people.

Contrary to what you have said in your letter, my world has not changed. My business Girls Gone Wild is thriving and posted record sales last month. Most important, my friends and my family (I love you guys....) have stood by me. This whole situation will be over soon and I will be standing strong.

I have never played a victim but I have always been a fighter. I will ultimately prevail in the matters at hand but I am concerned that you will die a lonely and unfulfilled person playing with those cats and posting open letters to people you have never met on the internet.

Sincerely,

Joe Francis

Obviously, JoJo was fired up. He placed a lot of emphasis on her cats. Candy got off easy. He should have mentioned that she's an attention whore and unlike her letter to Paris, she's not trying to help him, she simply wanted to say that "no one" feels sorry for him.

I'm glad Joe was able to send a reply. Candy may have been surprised, thinking he was silenced because he was behind bars. She's a tragic case. I don't have to support Joe's ventures to be able to respect his feelings as a human being. Candy's so random and I'm still trying to figure out why she would try to humiliate Joe in the first place?!!

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Dear Joe,

As the headlines about you changed -- to scream "imprisoned" and "U.S. marshals" instead of "filmmaker" and "entrepreneur," you respond by crying, wailing and seeing yourself as a victim. Bad move. Today's headlines call you a "crybaby."

You blew it, Joe. Instead of jumping from party to party, you're being shuffled from one prison to another. And no one feels sorry for you. The flatterers and entourages have moved on. They have short attention spans. They're hanging on to someone else and will take advantage of the new "temp celebrity" as long as it lasts.

The only redeeming factor is reading that you have been calling home every day from prison. When things are looking bleak, it sounds like you've found that you can get some perspective from the reliable people at home. Maybe you're realizing these are the only people who really care about you.

Your world has changed, and you're the poster boy for what can happen when boys go wild. Your every move and every emotion are still being reported, but not the way you want. It's time for some dignity. At least it might prevent you from being forever defined as a crybaby.

Sincerely,

Candy Spelling

I've never been a fan of Candy Spelling because she had Tori written out of Aaron Spelling's will and then the poor bitch had to throw a yard sale while she was preggers to earn some dough! Clearly, Candy is not a kind woman.

A lot of people may have commended Candy for her thought-provoking and well written letter to Paris Hilton. Consequently, her head started to swell and she suddenly became a Pulitzer Prize winning columnist, thirsty for more. So the bitch writes Joe Francis a letter and sends it to TMZ knowing everyone will read it.

I thought Candy's letter to Paris was awesome, but I still didn't admire her character. Now I REALLY can't stand Candy. Joe is going through so much right now. Yeah, he has a soft-core porn series but the man is a genius. It's not easy being an entrepreneur. Candy mocks him because reports (RUMORS) have been surfacing that he's been crying every day in jail?! That's so sexist!

If Joe was a female I doubt she would have told him not to cry. Men should be able to cry just like women are able to. Both sexes experience the same emotions, why should one sex cry while the other holds their pain inside? This is ridiculous. I'm disgusted with Candy. It's so insensitive for her to mock Joe for crying of all things! Ugh!