May 2007 News Archive (Page 7)

Alcoholics Anonymous member Lindsay Lohan has lined up Svedka vodka to sponsor her 21st birthday blowout in Las Vegas, a rep for the brand confirmed to us yesterday.

Her rep said, "I am unaware of who is sponsoring Lindsay's birthday, as I am not the one planning it." But Lohan's lawyer Mike Heller confirmed the vodka deal. "This should be one of the best parties ever," he told Us Weekly.

Love how Lindsay's rep says he's unaware who's sponsoring the party. I'm translating it as 'Bitch will never learn her lesson on how to keep a decent image'.

It's a matter of time before Dina Lohan releases another statement of how her daughter is just another normal girl, doesn't party too much, is entitled to have a liquor company sponsor her b-day party, blah blah blah.

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Rob & Big have lived up to expectations for their 2nd season opener with the mini-horse. That poor horse was as freaked out about its new surroundings and Rob & Big were especially when they brought it home in the back seat of their SUV. Everyone seemed to look a little disturbed with a mini-horse in the house. Meaty even checked out it's naughty spot.

It didn't take long to figure out the horse isn't a domesticated in-house animal. Once you have a mini-horse piss a gallon, and shit 2 lbs on your carpet, I'm sure you realize the cute little bastard needs his own outdoor home.They tore down the skate ramp and pimped out the horse with a stall replicated to the looks of Rob's crib.

Of course Rob being the skater he is, felt mini-horse would be great to pull him on his board up the road, cowboy hat and all. Never under estimate the speed of a mini horse cause that bitch took off quick!

I hope mini-horse shows up in a couple more episodes cause he may be a pain in the ass but he's still cute as poo. Next week looks entertaining when Rob & Big go snow tubing.

If you missed this weeks episode you can still check it out on MTV's website.

It's true folks. The biggest train wreck couple in MTV reality TV history, Heidi & Spencer from 'The Hills' are officially engaged. Start placing bets everyone. I don't think they'll even make it to the altar. Heidi will have a breakdown about the color scheme of the wedding not matching her eyes and hair.

Pratt, 23, popped the question to Montag, 20, Tuesday night at the Bacara Resort & Spa in Santa Barbara, says a source who adds: "She said 'yes.' She's over the moon!"

The Hills stars, whose controversial courtship was chronicled last season on the hit MTV reality series, have been dating for just eight months.

Pratt purchased the diamond-encrusted platinum band with a pink stone on Monday at Ice at Brentwood Gardens before presenting Montag with his bended-knee proposal, according to a source.

Maybe instead of the ring, he should have purchased a gift card to the plastic surgeon instead. She could use a little filing down on the chin, otherwise he's waking up to Jay Leno in drag every morning.

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Borat is releasing a book! I'm just hoping there's chapters on "Why a horse is ranked higher than a woman" and 'There's always time to talk about sex with your incest wife at dinner".

The ever eloquent ambassador from Kazakhstan has a book, with two titles, coming out this fall: "Borat: Touristic Guidings To Minor Nation of U.S. and A." and "Borat: Touristic Guidings To Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan."

"There is one and only Borat and we are honored to have him join our pantheon of international writers," Suzanne Herz, publisher of Flying Dolphin Press, an imprint of Random House, Inc.'s Doubleday Broadway Publishing Group, said in a statement Wednesday.

According to Flying Dolphin Press, "one half will be a guide to America for Kazakhs and the other half ... a guide to Kazakhstan for Westerners." It will feature Borat's timeless wisdom, plus illustrations and photographs.

Could a Borat book be nearly as good as his movie? I personally think not.... Unless he has illustrations of him tea-bagging people. I'm a big fan of Sacha Baron Cohen and all of his Da Ali G Show characters, but I think he might have jumped the gun with the Borat book. Reading this article, I almost wonder if this Suzanne chick realized Borat is just a fictional character?

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I couldn't decide which picture to post, so I decided to go with both :)

I grew up predominantly with my mother and my sister, so I'm comfortable in the presence of women. I have a lot of female friends, and I can't step outside with any of them without being linked to them in some form or another. It's sort of annoying but what can you do?... It's sad to me that the celebrity culture has taken over in such a way that it overshadows a lot of what this industry is - or should be - about. It feels like it's all about celebrity and fame and less about talent and ability."

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Britney Spears may have been BFF with Madonna for a while, but it seems she doesn't have a fan in the Material Girl's brother.

Of Spears's quick lip-synching performance at Mansion in Miami on Saturday night, Christopher Ciccone reportedly sneered, "My sister would never go on stage looking like that." According to a spy, the crowd was full of "trannies and gay guys," who were horrified by "those hideous white go-go boots and ratty extensions."

Ya gotta hand it to the gays, they speak the truth! Britney wishes she could be a hot mess, but she's just a walking fashion faux pas and a trailer trash icon.

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Sheryl told USA Today:

"The day he came home, I felt like the whole house had changed. The house felt fuller. You just feel like nesting and making sure he's acclimated to the world. It is all so fascinating... My mom would hand him to me and say, 'Here's your mommy.' It was really poignant (and very startling) to hear my mom call me Mommy. It took me a while to get used to it."

"I love the idea of adopting. I always thought I had an immense amount of love to give. Waking up in the middle of the night and seeing him next to me and realizing, 'Oh, he's still here! How fantastic! It's not a dream.'"

First of all I would like to express how thankfull and appreciative my family is for the tremendeous outpouring of love and support we have received during this insecure time in our marriage. I was shocked at how many have rallied around us. I am truly sorry and seek forgiveness from my wife. As she has done the same seeking forgiveness from me. We both know we were wrong in how we handled the argument and in some of the allegations that were made. Now we are tring to move forward as a family.

Things were stated to the police in the heat of anger that were not completely accurate. Things have been said to the media and reported after the fact that are not accurate as well.

As in most cases like this, the next day everyone is sorry and wishes they didn't get the police involved and said what they did about their partner. We are no different.

My wife and I love eachother very much and are activley seeking support to help us resolve this tough time and bring our loving family back together as one.

Together, with counciling, as well as working on changing area's of our lives in a mutual effort to learn, grow, and mature positivley as a Mother, Father, Husband, Wife, and Spiritual human bieng, we will overcome this:)

We would also like to apologize to the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Dept. for calling them to our home and taking them away from the very serious and dangerous job of protecting our community. Anyone that was effected negativly please forgive us as well?

We would also like to ask that the media please allow our family to heal during this painfull time and remember we have children. So please take that into consideration and respect our privacy and let this go. I know you would want the same if the tables were turned.

God Bless you.
Scott, Jaclyn, Milan and Jagger Stapp:)

let this go. I know you would want the same if the tables were turned - Um, no muthafucka! If the tables were turned I would be seeing your ass in court. And if I was famous, I wouldn't punch my wife down in the first place.

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I really like this song! I love The Hives. Their energy is craziness!

According to media reports, Nicole Richie has reportedly checked into a rehab treatment center for eating disorders and substance abuse. The Simple Life star checked into the Beau Monde Treatment Center in Corona Del Mar, California on May 11th, reportedly weighing 83 pounds.

The National Enquirer and Star magazine are jointly reporting that Nicole re-entered rehab at Beau Monde on May 11 to fight anorexia and a painkiller addiction, on an outpatient basis, and that she did so "in tears," lamenting the fact that she's "lost control of her life." What's more, report the tabs' sources, she went back in just a few days ago, on the 19th.

We all know Bones checked out of rehab before so she could go shopping. I don't take this bitch seriously. Publicity stunt. Rehab's the new Oprah appearance and Bones knows it. Maybe she'll stay in longer this time. We don't mind, Nicole! Stay in as long as you'd like and put on at least 5 pounds while you're at it.

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