May 2007 News Archive (Page 8)

The video was directed by Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind).

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Tambourine is set to premiere Thursday, May 24th at 8 p.m. on BET's "Access Granted."

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You know Ashton's my baby, and if he won't let me touch him in special places at least he could try to look hot and tempting every time he goes out.

Ashton, Demi and Bruce Willis' twin daughter Tallulah, 13, went to the premiere of Mr. Brooks last night, the new flick co-starring Ms. Moore. Bruce reportedly also showed up. I really love how close Bruce and Demi are. It's so mature and good for their kids to see.

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I thought this was pretty funny.

I can only imagine all the shit people were saying on YouTube, comments have been disabled! I think John was funny enuf. He's a musician. Cut the hottie some slack, folks! He always has me laughing my ass off during his TV interviews and his reality show that came on VH1 a few years back had me in stitches.

With time John could become really good at standup but he's better at rocking out on the guitar. Either way, hitting the stage to do tell some jokes while knowing it's gonna hit Youtube is pretty damn courageous.

Mischa Barton likes to light up and keep all that shit to herself. Mischa arrived in town for the Cannes Film Festival and she wasted no time getting wasted, no pun intended. Seriously, that wasn't worthy of a pun. Anywho, I wonder what gig she's going to have next? If she gets one. I didn't watch it, but I miss the OC?!

I've always called Suri the alien baby because her Dad is nutty, and she did look a lil special pretty much all of the time, but it looks like the fugly has disappeared and Suri has grown into her face. She's way too cute for words!

OMG! Can't believe how cute Suri has become. She really looks like Katie.

What in Belly-Button-Lint hell is going on with Stamos' belly button? Here's a television first folks, belly button comparisons. Conan's looks dirty!

Jessica Simpson Lightens Up Her 'Do - Celebrity Smack
Bai Ling Has Another Nip Slip - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Possible Destiny's Child Reunion? - Juicy News
Dennis & Kimberly Quaid Are Expecting Twins! - Glitterati Gossip
How Old Is Rachel McAdams? - Evil Beet
Suri Cruise Is Gettin Cuter By The Day - Ninja Dude
Matthew McConaughey Knows How To Rock! - Holy Candy
Check Out A Sneak Peek At Angelina Jolie's Dateline Interview Coming This Wednesday - Daily Stab

I'm assuming Eva's learning to dance for her wedding to Tony Parker. Shouldn't she be learning with Tony or is she going to do some cheesy dance with Mario Lopez? I think it should be like the dance off in Saved By The Bell. That would be fierce! Why do Eva and Mario look like their practicing with butt-plugs inserted? Either that or they aren't sure how that fart might turn out.

Angelina Jolie says she plans to take a year off from filmmaking to spend more time with her partner, Brad Pitt, and their children.

"We're getting work out of the way at the moment," said the 31-year-old actress, who has been shooting the thriller "Wanted" in Prague, Czech Republic.

After that, she said, "I take two months off, then I work for two months. Then I take a year off."Jolie and Pitt, 43, have four children: 5-year-old Maddox, who was adopted from Cambodia; Pax Thien, 3, from Vietnam; 2-year-old Zahara, from Ethiopia; and daughter Shiloh, who was born to the couple last May 27.

She's always running around the world adopting babies and saving countries, it's about time skinny ho took a break. How could you not want to take a year off just to ride Brad Pitt? He won't be hot for long, jump on while you can!

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"Those poor bitches! They are taking it so seriously! And they are morons! Collectively they're all so thin they look like a reunion of Schindler's List! 'Does this tampon make me look fat?' Someone said as a judge we're there to encourage them, you know, and they said learn their names and there are fifty women so I figured out if you want someone you say, 'Hey tramp!' And they all turn round!"

We all know Joan Rivers has plenty of room to talk about other peoples looks. Grandma looks like she just got out of a wind tunnel.

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