May 2007 News Archive (Page 9)

A blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student, who claims to be a virgin, has changed her name to Katee Holmes and is launching a porn career in which she'll be deflowered in her first movie.

"It's a really cheap shot," a rep for the actress, who's married to Tom Cruise, told Page Six. But Shy Love, an adult film vet insisted: "Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she's done, beginning with 'Dawson's Creek.' "

"I know it's pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it," the not-that-innocent Katee said.

Holmes' camp is weighing her possible recourse. A friend of Katie told us, "It's really kind of sleazy, using her name like that."

She should be flattered someone is using her name to make a place for themselves in the porn industry. At least Katie could watch the porn star Katee and see what it's like to have hot sex and not be violated with anal probes.

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Napoleon Dynamite star Jon Heder and his wife, Kirsten, have welcomed their first child.

Heder, 29, and Kirsten met when they were both students at Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah. The couple announced in September that they were expecting their first child.

The baby girl, Evan Jane Heder, is "safe and sound and healthy," says the rep, who did not reveal the baby's exact date of birth.

I could go into endless rants about his child ending up with that nose if his or the horse teeth, but I'm going to refrain just this one time!

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Oooh! Seems Jessica & John weren't such the cute little innocent couple after all. Jessica is just left-overs for when John gets done pokin his model girlfriend.

John Mayer wasn't licking his wounds alone in his room Thursday night after his split with Jessica Simpson.The sensitive strummer was at Stereo "hitting on every super-skinny girl there," swears our source. 

It's not the first time the high-profile pair have split. In fact, says a music-business source, "they've broken up about a dozen times this year, and they've always come back together. They're adorable together."

Mayer wasn't always happy with the way the sexy "Employee of the Month" star dressed, claims one source.

Perhaps it was during these hiatuses that Mayer began to keep off-and-on company with an L.A. model named Caroline, one source claims. He "was always seeing the other girl anyway," said the source.

Of course neither Jessica nor John's publicists would comment on the story. I think she clings to John because nobody wants a chick that is morphing into a blow-up doll.

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Teri Hatcher was left shocked and stunned when thieves stole her ATM card. 

She explains, "I called to cancel it and was actually stolen... I don't use it much, so they had rung up $12,000. They did 90 different transactions and I know that because for every single fraud thing you have to sign out (sic) a whole slip that says, 'No, I wasn't at Joe's Diner, spending $20 on chili.'

"It dawned on me as I was doing this that in 90 times of them giving the card, nobody ever went, Teri Hatcher...' I was really kinda freaked out that that could happen."

Seriously how can someone get away with using a celebrity's card like that and not be questioned? Shows how much some employees really pay attention to what people are using to pay. Why haven't I been lucky enough to score a celeb's credit card and go on a little spree like that? Snarky needs a new pair of shoes!

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Donald Trump, whose low-rated reality show "The Apprentice" was left off the new prime-time schedule unveiled this week by NBC, says the network can't fire him -- he quits.

The real estate mogul issued a statement Friday saying he has informed the U.S. television network he is "moving on from 'The Apprentice' to a major new TV venture," though he declined to elaborate.

There was no immediate comment from NBC.

Boo Hoo Donald. Your butt-pucker face shouldn't even be on TV... That's why your ratings sucked. How can such a fug face co-own the broadcasts of Miss USA and Miss Universe anyway?

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Supposedly Paula Abdul broke her nose after tripping over her chihuahua over the weekend. She was probably fumbling around looking for the last of her Oxycontin prescription. Either that or she was out of pills and tripped over her dog to get a refill.

Abdul suffered a broken nose over the weekend after tripping in an effort to avoid her chihuahua, Tulip.

Reached for comment today, Abdul's spokesman, David Brokaw, told Usmagazine.com his client is in good spirits after her fall last Saturday.

"As we speak, she's in a car on her way to press tour for the finale of Idol," he explained, adding that the only treatment the Idol judge received was a quick check-up from her doctor.

Hell, maybe Paula got a nose job and is using her dog as an excuse for the bandage? You just can't trust those celebs these days.

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Tori Spelling was reportedly so "moritfied" about her mom's bullshit letter to Joe Francis that she went through three people in order to contact Joe and apologize.

Candy's probably red with shame. Now that she's talking to Tori again she needs someone to hate. Too bad Joe owned her in his letter and made her look like an ass.

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LINKAGE

Jessica Simpson changes her hair color every weekend - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Hugh Hefner is going under the knife - Holy Candy
Charm School's Hottie responds to being kicked off the show - Juicy-News
Do the Spice Girls really need to reunite?! - Girls Talkin' Smack
Video of Sanjaya singing as a kid - Bumpshack
Avril Lavigne the movie star - Glitterati
"Britney Spears is a nappy headed ho" - Ninja Dude
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's video showcases how much talent they actually have hiding underneath all that skank ho superficial exterior - Evil Beet
John Legend rubbin' booties - Celebrity Smack
Check it out! The Workout's Jesse Brune gives it up - IBBB
If Avril was so hard core she would kick Hilary Duff's ass and stop complaining - Allie Is Wired
Britney Spears' fans are weird - Celebrity Puke
Mischa Barton fashion, you just can't get enough - Into Gossip
Hotness at the Pirates of the Caribbean premiere - Celebitchy
Music to get you high - Buzznet
David Hasselhoff gets custody of his kids
You can choose Hilary Clinton's theme song
Prison Break's Lane Garrison pleads guilty, faces up to 7 years in jail

Calum Best has reportedly described Lindsay Lohan as "dynamite" in bed, and their sex sessions leave their hotel room looking like a whirlwind has passed through.

According to The People, Calum told friends about Lindsay during a night out the Stereo nightclub in New York this week and a source told the newspaper: "He told me Lindsay's really insatiable when it comes to sex. [He said] 'she's dynamite between the sheets… No girl I've ever slept with comes close'."

The source went on to say: "Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she's got one of the best he's ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex.

"Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it."

"He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed."

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I'm only wanted by directors for the image I give off, and it makes me angry. I always wanted to be an actor and not a beauty pageant winner."

Jude Law is hot but he's not only being casted for his looks. He's not a bad actor, he gets a ton of roles and he's nominated for big awards. The accolades have nothing to do with his hawtness.

'I'm hot, my life is so hard! Will somebody call my limo already! And where the fuck is my champagne?!'

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