May 2007 News Archive (Page 9)

Tori Spelling was reportedly so "moritfied" about her mom's bullshit letter to Joe Francis that she went through three people in order to contact Joe and apologize.

Candy's probably red with shame. Now that she's talking to Tori again she needs someone to hate. Too bad Joe owned her in his letter and made her look like an ass.

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Jessica Simpson changes her hair color every weekend - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Hugh Hefner is going under the knife - Holy Candy
Charm School's Hottie responds to being kicked off the show - Juicy-News
Do the Spice Girls really need to reunite?! - Girls Talkin' Smack
Video of Sanjaya singing as a kid - Bumpshack
Avril Lavigne the movie star - Glitterati
"Britney Spears is a nappy headed ho" - Ninja Dude
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's video showcases how much talent they actually have hiding underneath all that skank ho superficial exterior - Evil Beet
John Legend rubbin' booties - Celebrity Smack
Check it out! The Workout's Jesse Brune gives it up - IBBB
If Avril was so hard core she would kick Hilary Duff's ass and stop complaining - Allie Is Wired
Britney Spears' fans are weird - Celebrity Puke
Mischa Barton fashion, you just can't get enough - Into Gossip
Hotness at the Pirates of the Caribbean premiere - Celebitchy
Music to get you high - Buzznet
David Hasselhoff gets custody of his kids
You can choose Hilary Clinton's theme song
Prison Break's Lane Garrison pleads guilty, faces up to 7 years in jail

Calum Best has reportedly described Lindsay Lohan as "dynamite" in bed, and their sex sessions leave their hotel room looking like a whirlwind has passed through.

According to The People, Calum told friends about Lindsay during a night out the Stereo nightclub in New York this week and a source told the newspaper: "He told me Lindsay's really insatiable when it comes to sex. [He said] 'she's dynamite between the sheets… No girl I've ever slept with comes close'."

The source went on to say: "Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she's got one of the best he's ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex.

"Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it."

"He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed."

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I'm only wanted by directors for the image I give off, and it makes me angry. I always wanted to be an actor and not a beauty pageant winner."

Jude Law is hot but he's not only being casted for his looks. He's not a bad actor, he gets a ton of roles and he's nominated for big awards. The accolades have nothing to do with his hawtness.

'I'm hot, my life is so hard! Will somebody call my limo already! And where the fuck is my champagne?!'

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Paris Hilton is to pen a prison diary â€" and hopes it will make her millions.

The heiress, 26, plans to sell the blow-by-blow account after she serves her 23-day sentence for driving while banned.

A source said: "There will be details of clashes with prisoners and disgusting meals. She thinks this will show she is paying her debt to society."

Paris must report to Century Regional Detention Facility in Los Angeles by June 5 after dropping an appeal.

The only way Paris could pay her debt to society would be to stop infecting the male population or jump off a tall building to find out what happens.

I knew the whore was gonna find some way to capitalize on her "victim" status. Too bad you know an editor is going to eliminate most of Paris' narcissistic superficial entries. But this book is gonna be a good read! If this is true, I will post excerpts as they leak.

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Album drops June 5th.

Emaciated- visible-ribs-with-protruding-clavicle bitches don't impress me.

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Her, yeah, uh... okay. I like her bracelet.

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Scott Stapp former christian and lead singer of Creed was arrested yesterday at his $5 million crib in Boca Raton for allegedly punching down his bitch.

Scott is married to Miss New York Jaclyn Nesheiwat. Police are saying although no one was injured, there's evidence of assault. They also wouldn't confirm whether the victim is Scott's wifey.

Scott has had many run-ins with the police mostly due to being a drunken fool.

Stapp married his future punching bag in 2006 in Miami. The douche founded Creed and won a Grammy Award in 2000 for the song With Arms Wide Open. He went out on his own last year with the solo album, The Great Divide.

Nesheiwat is the director of public affairs for the Scott Stapp Foundation, which promotes healthy parent-child relationships - sounds like they need to get her own relationship right! Hope she's okay.

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50 - real name Curtis Jackson - has vowed never to bow to the pressure of critics, because they can't relate to the hardship most rappers have had to deal with in their youths.

He says, "Music is a mirror, and hip-hop is a reflection of the environment that we grew up in. It's the harsh realities that end up in the music. If I ask you to paint a picture of the American flag and not use the colour red, you're gonna have a difficult time.

"To capture what we try to capture in the art form, I'm sure some conservative Americans can't (identify) with it because of their lifestyle and the way they've actually been brought up, and they haven't been exposed to those realities."

And the Candy Shop hitmaker took the opportunity to poke fun at Master P, who has chosen to stop using racist and sexist language in his music. He adds, "Well Master P doesn't sell CDs anymore. You can tell him I said it."

Until people boycott rap music or stop purchasing derogatory music, download if you have to (legally) cough, but until consumers hit the record labels in the wallet, I'm skeptical about how much will be done to get rappers to stop creating derogatory music.

50 Cent is constantly giving some wack excuse for the bullshit that he does. Not every rapper who grew up in the hood creates derogatory music. It can be done. As a rapper or artist of any nature, you can express the environment that you grew up in without being derogatory and degrading.

Many artists mention their struggles in their art and motivate people to rise up and be positive instead of simply perpetuating stereotypes. 50 on the other hand boasts that he lets his young son play the violent video game he starred in and the only thing he cares about is making money cuz he's a hustler. It's disgusting.

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