“Those poor bitches! They are taking it so seriously! And they are morons! Collectively they’re all so thin they look like a reunion of Schindler’s List! ‘Does this tampon make me look fat?’ Someone said as a judge we’re there to encourage them, you know, and they said learn their names and there are fifty women so I figured out if you want someone you say, ‘Hey tramp!’ And they all turn round!”
We all know Joan Rivers has plenty of room to talk about other peoples looks. Grandma looks like she just got out of a wind tunnel.