
Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence! She’ll get credit for at least 5 days already served.Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.” Hilton was also heard saying “It’s not right.”
One witness described the scene as: Paris was “physically escorted” out of the courtroom by a female deputy.
Hilton’s mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, “I’m paralyzed right now.” A Sheriff inside the courtroom tells TMZ that officers are taking Hilton straight from the courtroom to Lynwood. No timetable has been set on her departure.
Paris also reportedly didn’t speak in court. She was said to be sad and quiet. She was crying through the entire proceedings and when the judge gave his decision, she let out a huge cry and said, “this isn’t right.”
You have to respect this bony bitch, her scrawny ass was puttin’ up a fight! I love it! If the two functioning brain cells the skank has left can operate properly, this slut should walk out of jail more sympathetic (let’s hope) and partially well-rounded.
I can’t wait for the prison reports now. Paris is a laughing stock and I bet the other inmates will give her a hard time this time around. Let’s find out how long she actually stays behind bars.
UPDATE: Paris Hilton is appealing her sentence and her appeal will be filed later today or Monday.
Dontcha just love it?!!!!! Judges hate her ass! He may sentence her to prison for twice as long. She just doesn’t get it, he can’t stand skanky infested heiress privileged whores. Gosh, she would have been on like day 6 of serving her time already. Just cuz she’s a spoiled brat doesn’t mean she has to act like one. Get over it, bitch! The officers are waiting, now bend over and spread those snatch lips stat!
UPDATE: Judge increases jail time, Paris Hilton ordered to serve entire 45 days with a 5 day credit!!
HAPPY FRIDAY TO ALL!!!!
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Okay, okay, I’m not evil. I’m not a mean-spirited person. I’m nice or at least that sounds good. I just find it hilarious when some people cry because the contortion of their faces looks so effing ugly. It’s what Oprah refers to as “the ugly cry” and Parisite Hilton was doing just that on her way to court today. Hahahaha.
With her hands locked behind her back in a pair of steel handcuffs, Paris Hilton was thrown into the back of a Sheriff’s cruiser and is on the way to a courtroom in downtown Los Angeles.

The heiress faced a wall of paparazzi as she made her way down from her West Hollywood home, as news helicopters hovered above her home.
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It’s never clear if Adam Brody is settling down or playing the field, but the Hollywood hottie’s latest conquest is fresh-faced “Hostel II” actress Lauren German.
The two were very cozy the other night at the Tower Grove Villa in Beverly Hills, according to a spy. They arrived together for a DJ battle sponsored by Reebok and Vitaminenergy, and
“Adam spent the entire night with Lauren. He was caressing her back and refused to be photographed with her.”
The back caress. It’s serious!
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Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan has allegedly asked pals to smuggle sleeping pills into her rehab centre, it has been claimed.
But Lindsay is not taking her rehab seriously, the National Enquirer magazine claims.
“Lindsay managed to keep her Blackberry and is texting her friends - begging them for sleeping pills,” an insider told the Enquirer.
“She’s just playing at getting sober. She was supposed to share quarters, but she insisted on having her own private room,” the pal added.
“And while group therapy is a huge part of substance-abuse recovery. Lindsay went only once and then refused to return. Lindsay’s number one priority is her birthday bash - and she’s not planning a sober party.”
Take this nonsense for what it’s worth. Tab writers are so uncreative. Lindsay’s turning 21, of course she’s planning her birthday party. Shocker! I don’t believe this shit about her keeping her Blackberry. The tabs know she has one, so of course they’re going to say she’s texting.
I’m giving this train wreck a fair chance. I’ll make fun of Linds after she gets out of rehab but not while she’s still in there having sex with counselors and snorting lines on the toilet.
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“I know people probably think I’ve been heartbroken, because of the stuff I’ve sung and written. But I have never said the words ‘I love you’ to anyone in a romantic relationship. Ever.”
“I am very old-school, conservative in my thinking when it comes to relationships. Love is something you work at. It doesn’t come easily. There are going to be bad days. You are going to have to work at loving someone when they are being an idiot. People think they’re just going to meet the perfect guy.” She laughs. “Don’t be ridiculous.”
She is a normal dress size. She smiles. She doesn’t smoke, because it’s “gross.” She is “definitely not slutty.” She drinks, “like, maybe twice a year.”
“She is the most popular pop vocalist in the country,” echoes Clay Aiken, a friend and former touring partner. “And to be that girl and not mind being photographed with your hair messed up—that is something. Can you name any other singer who would dare do that? I mean, please.”
“I’m fine with it,” Clarkson says of the many unflattering paparazzi photos. “I just don’t care. I don’t wear makeup in public. I don’t worry about what I’m wearing. Hell, I wore pajamas to high school.”
“It is weird when a 12-year-old tells me I am their favorite artist,” she muses. “I’m always like, It’s just because you’re young and you haven’t heard everybody yet. In time, I’ll be weeded out. And that’s cool. I know I’m a good singer, but I know who I am, too.”
“I tend to be early. I’m not patient. I have no tolerance for stupidity. I work too much. All my conversations revolve around my job. So I’m boring.”
In person, the Texas-born-and-reared Clarkson has a cartoonishly sexy body. She is short, 5′4″, with a flat stomach and a tiny waist that flares into a high, bee-stung bottom.“I have no boobs,” she says, laughing. Nor does she want any. “I go in and out,” she explains pointing to her middle, then her hips. “Greek,” she shrugs. Her personal style is casual. “I never try on clothes. I am all about sneakers and T-shirts.”
“I’ve sold more than 15 million records worldwide, and still nobody listens to what I have to say. Because I’m 25 and a woman.”
Clive Davis, who is said to have offered Clarkson $10 million to ditch five of her songs for more radio-friendly picks of his choosing. Clarkson declined.
“I am a good singer, so I can’t possibly be a good writer. Women can’t possibly be good at two things. I haven’t lost my temper about it. It only drives me more. If your thing is to bring me down, cool. I’ll just work harder.”
A short list of things Clarkson doesn’t want:
A clothing line.
A fragrance with her name on the bottle.
A television show.
A movie role.
A toy dog in a leather jacket.
“I could give a crap about being a star,” Clarkson says. “I’ve always just wanted to sing and write.”
On American Idol’s give back show:
“My label wanted me to sing ‘Never Again,’” she says. “And I was like, To promote yourself on a charity event is beyond crass. People are starving and dying and I’m up there singing some bitter pop song? And believe me, everyone wanted me to sing it. Because they are jaded and they have no soul. Imagine sitting in a room full of people totally against you. Can’t they hear themselves speaking? Capitalize on AIDS? Are you kidding? Insulting an entire nation of people? I just refused.”
“If I were to make Breakaway II, I would have failed myself,” Clarkson says. “I don’t mind sucking, as long as it is my decision. I have literally been told one of the reasons this record took so long to come together is because I am a girl. This is 2007! We aren’t in the ’50s anymore. Wake up and smell the Folgers.”
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Fantasia Barrino, who picked up a Theater World Award the other day for her debut in “The Color Purple,” admits there was a time not long ago when her fashion sense was way out of whack.
After thanking God and producer Scott Sanders - in that order, reports The Post’s Barbara Hoffman - the 22-year-old “American Idol” beauty recalled how, for her first rehearsal as impoverished, beaten-down Celie, she showed up with “long fingernails and pumps.” A cast member told her gently to lose the pumps, and she did. The rest is history.
Wait, wait, wait… WOW!!! What the eff was this? - the 22-year-old “American Idol” beauty?- She’s stunning from the ankle down.
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