You'll Never Look Like Posh
Katie Holmes' new haircut "the Posh."Dear Katie,
You'll never be Posh, but hey, Posh will never be Posh either. Victoria has had a lot of work done, work you could never afford and money your Daddy Tom won't ever let you spend. Posh is also a MILF, something you're far from. And Posh has a hot hubby while you have a short crazy telling you what to do and keeping you in his dungeon.
You have a super cute and youthful face, babe. But now you look more like a dude which is what your hubby wants for you. You must not look attractive to any other man and he's accomplished that. Your daddy is pleased, but you need some help. Victoria may disown you any day now. You're downgrading her hairstyle.
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June 14th, 2007 12:55 PM
If she was trying to look like a middle aged house wife, I think she's accomplished her goal!! Why? Only she knows. Maybe she just doesn't want to attract other guys, for poor Tommy's sack!!
June 13th, 2007 12:24 PM
that haircut makes her look shorter
DOH!
June 13th, 2007 11:22 AM
OMG!!! WTF...WHY!!! That does not look good on her whatsoever!!! That is shitatious!!! OK I know she wants to be posh but I don't think that is why she got it. I think she got it because little tommy boy wants her to look like a man so he can get hard!!! You know it is true!!